Ben

Kickstarter says I get 300 characters, so here goes:
I had braces 3 times. I wet my bed til I was 10. My parents enrolled me in special gym because my confidence and coordination "weren't great". Eventually I got enough confidence to go to film school, which is about as stable as majoring in history. I did so well in school that I ended up living in my parents' basement for 5 years because the working world couldn't figure out how to handle such a brazen resume. One...