WEBVTT -- English 00:00:01.977 --> 00:00:03.978 If you're like me, you like to sleep. 00:00:04.291 --> 00:00:06.291 Every night. 00:00:06.392 --> 00:00:10.394 There's science behind how sleep makes us more productive and prevents disease. 00:00:10.394 --> 00:00:12.394 But I mostly like it 'cause it feels good. 00:00:13.131 --> 00:00:16.657 I happen to be on the road tonight for the National Speed Cubers Expo 00:00:16.658 --> 00:00:20.172 and room 214 just decided it was a good time to re-watch Rambo. 00:00:23.140 --> 00:00:25.778 Totally understandable. Sweet flick. 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:31.399 But I don't think anyone's counting on them to give a big keynote in the morning on 5-sided techniques. 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:33.399 That's why I brought my SNOOZ. 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:37.460 This little guy reduces the delta between contaminent noise and ambient sound. 00:00:37.908 --> 00:00:39.908 That's fancy talk for: 00:00:39.909 --> 00:00:43.271 "helps keep me asleep so Stalone doesn't knock me out of my REM cycle." 00:00:45.088 --> 00:00:47.299 You hear that? It sounds good. 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:52.213 That's 'cause there's no looping tracks of crickets or waterfalls... 00:00:52.215 --> 00:00:54.810 there's no waves crashing on the beach but I'm in the Midwest. 00:00:54.850 --> 00:00:57.079 It uses a real fan. 00:00:57.081 --> 00:01:00.381 But unlike a real fan, I can pack this thing in my carry-on, 00:01:00.383 --> 00:01:03.040 it's not too cold in the winter 00:01:03.042 --> 00:01:06.103 and it uses 98% less energy. 00:01:07.299 --> 00:01:09.740 Whoa. That's like almost 100. 00:01:12.066 --> 00:01:15.329 I'm just gonna go with 100. Close enough. 00:01:15.331 --> 00:01:17.542 Betcha think it's just pretty and portable, don't ya? 00:01:17.543 --> 00:01:19.543 Well it's adjustable too. 00:01:19.543 --> 00:01:22.287 You can customize the tone from light fan to deep fan... 00:01:22.289 --> 00:01:24.980 which is like packing a billion fans. 00:01:24.981 --> 00:01:26.981 And you can turn up the volume 00:01:26.983 --> 00:01:31.099 which is great when you're doing the 5x5 and you need that extra concentration. 00:01:31.100 --> 00:01:33.100 I used to have to take amphetamines... 00:01:33.102 --> 00:01:36.618 [loud fan sound] 00:01:39.310 --> 00:01:42.683 ...and I think we've all been in that position before. 00:01:47.031 --> 00:01:49.090 Plus you can control it from your phone. 00:01:49.090 --> 00:01:53.341 You know, for all those times you forget to turn your SNOOZ off before leaving your house 00:01:56.689 --> 00:01:58.689 Dagnabbit! 00:01:58.691 --> 00:02:02.900 You think it's noisy on the Rubik's circuit? You should trying sleeping next to my wife. 00:02:04.634 --> 00:02:08.390 [obnoxious snoring] 00:02:08.391 --> 00:02:10.391 It's also great for kids! 00:02:10.406 --> 00:02:15.425 Studies have shown that babies are three times more likely to fall asleep when exposed to white noise. 00:02:15.426 --> 00:02:19.626 In my own personal studies it's more like four, but hey, I'm not a scientist! 00:02:19.627 --> 00:02:21.627 Sleep is important. 00:02:21.627 --> 00:02:23.962 And those cubers are counting on me. 00:02:23.963 --> 00:02:26.199 That's why I use my SNOOZ. 00:02:26.645 --> 00:02:30.796 OK, technically it's not my SNOOZ, it's my brother's SNOOZ... 00:02:30.798 --> 00:02:34.540 I stayed at his house and accidentally took it with me. 00:02:34.542 --> 00:02:36.542 But that's why I use the thing, anyway. 00:02:36.687 --> 00:02:41.129 I like to think of it as a snooze button for the begining of my sleep. 00:02:42.318 --> 00:02:44.318 Oh come on Michael! 00:02:44.687 --> 00:02:46.687 There we go.