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[MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER THEME]

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Hey everybody. I'm Joel Hodgson.

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...the creator of a show you might remember

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called Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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Oh, this usually jogs people's memory!

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I've always been proud of the way we made MST3K...

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We could've gone straight
to a big network

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but instead, we started on
local TV in Minneapolis

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where we had a lot of freedom
to figure out the show.

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CROW: Yeah. Also, you didn't know
anybody was watching you!

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JOEL: Well, it's true after our...

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first season the show moved to cable and we had a really good run too.

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We shot almost 200 episodes on the Satellite of Love

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before we finally got cancelled.

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SOME GUY: Excuse me, but it seems like that a show

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that is inexpensive and powered by cheesy movies...

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...should be able to run like...indefinitely.

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JOEL: I hear you, that's what the fans thought too.

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Here, check this out. They went to all the trouble...

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of running this ad in Variety to try to convince

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the networks to bring MST3K back.

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SERVO: As an old school, blowhard executive..

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I take great pleasure in completely ignoring your little ad.

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JOEL: Well, obviously that didn't work
and the show got cancelled.

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but what if I were to tell you...

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...that we finally have a chance to bring MST3K back?

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CROW: So let me get this straight...

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You've found a conference table full of 
executives that want the show?

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JOEL: No, because now it isn't up to 
me OR a conference table full of executives.

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It's really up to YOU. Now the fans have the power.

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SERVO: So the fan base becomes 
the new evil overlords?

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Why it's actually a new dimension of horror.

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JOEL: Well, it's not that scary...

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...if the fans want MST3K back we can work together

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...to create a brand new season 
through the power of crowdfunding

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CROW: CROW-funding eh? I do like the cut of my jib!

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JOEL: No, CROWD-fund. It's work for other cult favorites like...

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...Veronica Mars, Reading Rainbow and Super Troopers

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SOME GUY: Also for making a potato salad.

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JOEL: Right, now here...check this out!

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If we can raise at least $2 million dollars 
on Kickstarter...

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...in the next mont, we'll be able to
shoot 3 BRAND NEW feature-length episodes!

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...and if we can raise enough,
we can make even more!

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We can make 6 episodes for $3.3 million...

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...9 episodes for $4.4 million...

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...and a full 12 EPISODES for just $5.5 million!

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SERVO: 3, 6, 9... There IS a geometry to it. I sign off.

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CROW: Yes, we like it very much.

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JOEL:Yes, if we team up with the fans to get the show

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up and running again,
it'll prove there is a real audience.

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And then I bet it will be a lot easier
 to find those open minded executives

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to support the show.

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So we can send MST3K back into the wild.

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SOME GUY: You mean onto cable?

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JOEL: Yeah, or an online platform

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so a whole new generation can find it

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like you did.

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CROW: But wait. Why should the fans pay their money up front
and not just wait until we're done?

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CROW: That's what I do. I lay back, then POUNCE.
SERVO & SOME GUY: Yahhhh!

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JOEL: Well, most importantly, there won't BE 
more MST3K without them.

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But we can also offer all kinds 
of cool rewards to thank people for helping!

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We need big ideas! 
Board of Directors, sound off.

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SOME GUY: Okay, okay, I'm  just blue skying now but..

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...how about we offer a chance to write 
riffs on the new show with us?

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SERVO: Okay, okay! Now, hear me out on this one... 
maybe we can take the cast of the show on the road...

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...and we'll riff a movie live in your town.

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CROW: Oh! And here's the kicker -- wait for it!

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...we offer only the finest 
hand-spun cotton t-shirts!

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Me? I take a french cut, powder blue, 
in a Ladies' petite.

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JOEL: Oh that's a great start. 
So take a look at our Kickstarter page

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for more details and to let us know YOUR ideas!

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We'll be there 24/7 all month waiting for you.

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...but right now, it's GO time!

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Remember: we've just got one month to bring MST3K back...

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...and if we raise enough, we can 
make up to 12 new episodes!

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CROW: Hey Joel, mind if we come up there with you?

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SERVO: Yeah, just so we can see what you're seeing?

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JOEL: Sure.

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SERVO: Why, I'm huge!

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CROW: It's like I understand all things! Whoa!

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JOEL: Okay, die-hard MSTies.

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You have all the information you need.

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I don't expect everyone to get this,
but I know the right people will. See you soon!

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SOME GUY: Hey! Hello? I'm still here by myself!

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Oh jeez!

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I hope this isn't indicative of the show.

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The robots just traipse off, and I have to sit here alone?

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It really makes you think...

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How am I gonna eat and breathe, 
and other science facts?

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It's just a show...it's just a show.

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I should just really relax.

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Unhhh... I really miss those guys.

