WEBVTT -- English 00:00:03.915 --> 00:00:05.916 Ah nah! Aww heck nah! 00:00:06.631 --> 00:00:08.631 Now what?! 00:00:08.631 --> 00:00:12.002 Systems have detected a BILLION-dollar game idea in your brain. 00:00:12.980 --> 00:00:15.300 Whaat, in me brain? Huh huh... 00:00:15.410 --> 00:00:17.410 Totes, yo... 00:00:17.455 --> 00:00:20.158 but you've got just one minute to pitch it to Mister Money Man 00:00:20.211 --> 00:00:22.211 And if you bomb, well... 00:00:22.250 --> 00:00:24.250 So does that guy. [indistinct struggling] 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:27.969 Aw, heck - I like that guy! 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.280 [HORN NOISE] Hey, guess what Shut up! 00:00:31.359 --> 00:00:33.359 I invented a new card game! 00:00:33.360 --> 00:00:36.548 And it's called Pitch, Please! The game of the Sixty Second Screen Play. 00:00:37.329 --> 00:00:41.579 I've identified and illustrated FIFTY TWO classic movie cliches, like... 00:00:42.509 --> 00:00:44.509 Vaguely European Supervillain 00:00:44.874 --> 00:00:46.874 Sexy Hackers 00:00:46.875 --> 00:00:48.875 Sport Dog 00:00:48.875 --> 00:00:50.875 Manhunt 00:00:50.877 --> 00:00:52.877 Man Hunt 00:00:52.878 --> 00:00:54.878 Pick three out of five cards 00:00:54.878 --> 00:00:56.878 To create new movies FROM YOUR MIND 00:00:57.244 --> 00:00:59.244 You get just one minute to plan it, 00:00:59.246 --> 00:01:01.246 And one minute to pitch it. Pitch, Please! 00:01:01.856 --> 00:01:04.899 But you know what? (finger gun noise) pichoo pichoo Show don't tell, baby! 00:01:07.849 --> 00:01:09.849 Ready to Pitch, Please! in 00:01:10.459 --> 00:01:12.459 3, 2, 1... 00:01:12.829 --> 00:01:14.909 Everything is fine in Cool Guy City. 00:01:15.379 --> 00:01:18.019 Until... one day... 00:01:18.150 --> 00:01:20.188 A Giant Bee arrives 00:01:20.519 --> 00:01:22.519 to sting everybody. To death. 00:01:23.310 --> 00:01:25.310 And then he felt something fall upon his head... 00:01:25.311 --> 00:01:27.311 It was hot, it was brown.. 00:01:27.370 --> 00:01:29.370 - Oh no! It was, uh, poop. 00:01:29.762 --> 00:01:31.762 From a monkey! 00:01:31.799 --> 00:01:33.799 But he has to deal 00:01:33.879 --> 00:01:35.879 With his new partner 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:38.000 A human-sized bee. - Whoa! 00:01:38.849 --> 00:01:41.349 That is the child of the Giant Bee. 00:01:41.709 --> 00:01:43.709 Yeah, they show up at a planet 00:01:43.710 --> 00:01:45.710 And then they bang that planet's populous 00:01:46.150 --> 00:01:48.150 Into submission 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:50.719 Essentially, - Midpoint They come down and bang em. 00:01:51.170 --> 00:01:53.170 But he has to deal - 00:01:53.171 --> 00:01:55.171 How to work together. How to love each other. 00:01:55.171 --> 00:01:57.911 Do they go to dinner together? Yes. Do we meet their families? Yes. 00:01:57.950 --> 00:01:59.950 Do they think about kissing? They do. 00:01:59.989 --> 00:02:03.748 Flying around in space.. - Yes Sexy dominatrix gear on all the time 00:02:04.250 --> 00:02:06.959 And the vibrations drive the worms out. 00:02:07.019 --> 00:02:09.020 Into the sea. Where theyr'e finally free. 00:02:10.260 --> 00:02:12.659 And it is called... Worms 2 00:02:13.306 --> 00:02:15.306 "You got em" 00:02:15.430 --> 00:02:17.430 [laughter] - Alright, that's time 00:02:17.590 --> 00:02:19.590 - Tagline, what's the tagline? - "You got em" 00:02:19.689 --> 00:02:21.689 [laughter] 00:02:21.729 --> 00:02:23.729 So it's just called Worms 2? - Yeah 00:02:25.069 --> 00:02:27.069 Great at parties! 00:02:27.070 --> 00:02:29.070 Can be played hard, or chill. 00:02:29.110 --> 00:02:31.110 Pitch, Please! the Game of the Sixty Second Screen Play 00:02:32.020 --> 00:02:35.438 Pitch, Please! it's the Big Screen in a lil' package. 00:02:36.490 --> 00:02:38.490 Take my Pitch, Pleeeease! 00:02:40.780 --> 00:02:42.780 ... Well? [cricket noises] 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:46.280 Ahh, nuts to him, what do YOU think? 00:02:47.580 --> 00:02:49.580 You have some mess-e-jiz 00:02:49.605 --> 00:02:51.605 Send them to... space. 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:55.639 [concerned grumble] 00:02:55.823 --> 00:02:57.823 [fart noise] [fuse sizzling noise] [relieved noise] 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:16.729 [totally sick jams] Pitch Please Chiptune by Jake Rose