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Rampunctious is the game of terrible puns. Whoever
makes the best, most or worst puns wins.

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Every round has a Pundit who draws a new Scenario
card and picks a Topic from their hand to play with it.

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Players then discuss the Scenario
while making as many puns as possible about the Topic.

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At the end of the round the Pundit
chooses their favorite punner and

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awards them one point. The first to ten points wins.

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Scenario: Wine when grapes are cool Topic: Photography

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Wine was a FLASH of inspiration. Choosing the perfect bottle is never a SNAP decision

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especially when you've DEVELOPED your palette.

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Picking the right one can be hard,

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you need
to TRI-PODers the right kind for the occasion.

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It LENS itself to the perfect night.

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Scenario: Ruling Antarctica a benevolent dictator Topic: Books

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It was a whole new CHAPTER for Antarctica when I took over.

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You don't want to come down
too HARD BACK in the day there was no organisation.

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Those penguins, so SPINELESS.

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There are a
lot of things to COVER but this is a marathon

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and not a SPRINT.

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Scenario: Armageddon predicted as coffee supplies run out.
Topic: Art

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OIL tell you something right now,

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this is a BRUSH with disaster,

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I can't PAINT you a picture of a future without coffee.

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We were
spoiled before.

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How could we take it for granted so EASEL-y.

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We need the right PERSPECTIVE. We need to CANVAS for change.

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Scenario: The Pros and Cons of Lightbulbs
Topic: Fruit/Vegetables

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ORANGE you a big fan of lightbulbs?

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You'd have to be BANANAS to think there was something wrong with them.

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Seriously, life with lightbulbs
is PEACHy.

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Their invention was a TURNIP for the books.

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LETTUCE take a moment to imagine
a world without lightbulbs.

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Quality of life would PLUM-et.

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The Scenario is: Remaking classic movies with well trained toads

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and the Topic is Maths.

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The studios were DIVIDED about casting toads

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They thought it would SUBTRACT from the story
line

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They were going for acute angle but they thought
it was a FRACTION less memorable.

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I got the new scripts and they were so bad
I had to THEOREM up.

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[Groans] Oh god

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That's awful

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I give up. On life.

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[laughter]

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[off-screen] I feel judged

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You should.

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That's awful.

