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Delicious "stocking-stuffer" chocolate middle finger coins in Milk, Dark, and Dark Mint Chocolate! LIMITED EDITION!!!
Delicious "stocking-stuffer" chocolate middle finger coins in Milk, Dark, and Dark Mint Chocolate! LIMITED EDITION!!!
721 backers pledged $38,042 to help bring this project to life.
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Chocolate Middle Finger/Zero Fucks Coins

$38,042

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Win X-mas with these Limited Edition Goodies!

Milk Chocolate middle finger goodness!

Whether it's gifts for co-workers, goodies for a holiday party, or stocking stuffers at home, these chocolate coins are going to be the talk of Christmas!

As usual, we've done all of the leg work and everything is ready for production! We just need your help to raise enough loot to place a minimum order for these awesome chocolate coins.


One box of chocolates (24 coins) in-hand! It's a shit-load of chocolate!

The kicker is we ONLY have 2 Weeks – So please pledge and share ASAP if you'd like to see these delicious finger-licking motherfuckin' morsels of awesomeness in your home for the holidays.


Super Limited Edition!

Remember, this is a special holiday minting, so, if you really want some, now is the time to act!

Awesome Packaging

Just the idea of chocolate Zero Fucks Coins is soooo badass... We knew we'd have to create packaging just as equally awesome to compliment these fuckin' awesome coins, so that's just what we did! Check out the more subtle details! 

Fine details, like: "Suck My Sack" patch, "Eat Me" tattoo, and "Fuck You" smoke signal.

Coin Details

Each single coin is 1.5" in diameter and much larger and thicker than our standard Nickel-Silver Zero Fucks Coins.

The front of each coin has a sweet 3D sculpted middle finger with "Suck On This" inscribed to the left and  a denomination of "0" and "ZFG" to the right. Of course the back has a big, in your face, "0 FUCKS".

Choose From Three Flavors

Whether you love the taste of smooth Milk Chocolate, dairy-free Dark Chocolate, or refreshing Dark Mint Chocolate, we've got you covered! 

Milk Chocolate 24-Pack
Dark Chocolate 24-Pack
Dark Mint Chocolate 24-Pack


Quality Ingredients

All of our chocolate coins are made from world-renowned Callebaut chocolate from Belgium. They are certified kosher dairy under the supervision of the Kashruth Division of the Orthodox Union. All of our chocolate products are gluten-free as well.

Obviously the "Nutrition Facts" are just for fun, but we assure you the ingredients list is real.

Milk Chocolate – Sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), vanilla and natural flavors.

Dark Chocolate – Sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla.

Dark Mint Chocolate – Sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla, essence of peppermint oil.

Our chocolate coins are produced in a nut-free facility in Holland. However, because they are not produced in the United States, they have not gone through FDA certification to be classified as nut-free. If nut allergies are a concern, we recommend avoid eating.


Zero fucks dark chocolate deliciousness!

Stretch Goal/Bonus Coins!

**UNLOCKED** $5,000:

The FIRST 500 backers will receive a FREE Limited Edition 2019 "golden" Finger Coin! This free coin is a special minting exclusively for this project and is the same size as our regular Zero Fucks Coins, but rather than being Nickel-Silver, they are made from solid brass.

*LOCKED* $50,000: 

The FIRST 1,000 backers will receive a FREE Limited Edition 2019 "golden" Finger Coin, and the original FIRST 500 backers will be upgraded to receive 2 of these bonus coins! 

Early bird gets the... Golden finger!

Rewards

Each reward is for a full Box of 24 Coins and Includes FREE Shipping for U.S. Backers. Each single coin is 1.5" in diameter and a full box is over 1/3 lb. of chocolate. Take a look below to see all the options and breakdowns.


Timeline - Delivers for X-mas!

Punctuality is important to us, and we plan to have everything shipped on or before December 16th so you have your coins in-hand before X-mas! We've been really good at getting everything shipped out ahead of schedule, so this shouldn't be any different!


Pledge With Confidence

We make awesome shit, and have OVER 2,000 5-Star Reviews from past customers to prove it! When you back our projects, you know you'll receive an awesome high-quality product - And on time, too!  Just checkout the comments on our past campaigns if you need more proof! As a matter of fact, here are just a few previous Kickstarter comments for your convenience:

Thank You!

As you know, we don't give a fuck about much... But making kick-ass high-quality shit, delivering awesome customer service, and showing appreciation to our loyal backers are definitely the exceptions. These coins have been recommended by you, for us to make. Basically, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, your awesome comments and words of encouragement – so THANK YOU VERY MUCH for the motivation and support to make these edible coins!!!

Risks and challenges

Not only is this our 10th Kickstarter project, we've also been running our business now for four years, so we're confident that there will not be any risks or challenges. Not only that, but we've already got the dies made to make the coins, art ready for the packaging, vendors lined up for all the supplies... All we need to do now is fund the initial minimum order requirements for everything - hence this campaign. That being said, the biggest risk we face is not getting funded, so don't let that happen! After you make your pledge to get some of these awesome coins, please help spread the word! Share the link to this project with friends and on your social media accounts and follow us online!

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    Milk Chocolate - 1 Box (24 coins)

    Get one hefty fucking box of 24 delicious Milk Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! Perfect as a single gift, or to spread around for all to enjoy! This flavor comes exclusively in the Santa packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

    *Int'l orders may not arrive by X-mas

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    Dark Chocolate - 1 Box (24 coins)

    Get one hefty fucking box of 24 delicious Dark Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! Perfect as a single gift, or to spread around for all to enjoy! This flavor comes exclusively in the Snowman packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Dark Mint Chocolate - 1 Box (24 coins)

    Get one hefty fucking box of 24 delicious Dark Mint Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! Perfect as a single gift, or to spread around for all to enjoy! This flavor comes exclusively in the Gingerbread Man packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Milk Chocolate - 2 Boxes (48 coins)

    Get two hefty fucking boxes of delicious Milk Chocolate coins, 48 COINS TOTAL, in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all! This flavor comes exclusively in the Santa packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Dark Chocolate - 2 Boxes (48 coins)

    Get two hefty fucking boxes of delicious Dark Chocolate coins, 48 COINS TOTAL, in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all! This flavor comes exclusively in the Snowman packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Dark Mint Chocolate - 2 Boxes (48 coins)

    Get two hefty fucking boxes of delicious Dark Mint Chocolate coins, 48 COINS TOTAL, in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all! This flavor comes exclusively in the Gingerbread Man packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Milk & Dark Combo (48 coins)

    Get 1 Box of Milk Chocolate Coins (Santa packaging) AND 1 Box of Dark Chocolate coins (Snowman packaging) for a total 2 boxes (48 COINS) in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all!

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

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    Milk & Dark Mint Combo (48 coins)

    Get 1 Box of Milk Chocolate Coins (Santa packaging) AND 1 Box of Dark Mint Chocolate coins (Gingerbread Man packaging) for a total 2 boxes (48 COINS) in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all!

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

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    Dark & Dark Mint Combo (48 coins)

    Get 1 Box of Dark Chocolate Coins (Snowman packaging) AND 1 Box of Dark Mint Chocolate coins (Gingerbread Man packaging) for a total 2 boxes (48 COINS) in time for the holidays! Great as stocking suffers, or to spread the holiday joy to all!

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

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    Milk Chocolate - 3 Boxes (72 coins)

    Diabetes, here we come! Get 3 fat fucking boxes for a total of 72 delicious diabetes-inducing Milk Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! This option is perfect for stuffing multiple stockings or can be used as individual treats to pass around the office. All 3 boxes will be the Santa packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

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    Dark Chocolate - 3 Boxes (72 coins)

    Diabetes, here we come! Get 3 fat fucking boxes for a total of 72 delicious diabetes-inducing Dark Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! This option is perfect for stuffing multiple stockings or can be used as individual treats to pass around the office. All 3 boxes will be the Snowman packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

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    Dark Mint Chocolate - 3 Boxes (72 coins)

    Diabetes, here we come! Get 3 fat fucking boxes for a total of 72 delicious diabetes-inducing Dark Mint Chocolate coins in time for the holidays! This option is perfect for stuffing multiple stockings or can be used as individual treats to pass around the office. All 3 boxes will be the Gingerbread Man packaging.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

    *Int'l orders may not arrive by X-mas

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    All 3 Flavors Combo (72 coins)

    Get 1 Box of each flavor! With this combo option you'll receive 1 Box of Milk Chocolate coins (24 coins), 1 Box of Dark Chocolate coins (24 coins), and 1 Box of Dark Mint Chocolate coins (24 coins) of a grand total of 72 COINS!

    Again, these are perfect for stuffing multiple stockings for those it different taste preferences, or they can be used as individual treats to pass around the office, holiday party, or whatever! Each box features a different character.

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    Mix & Match 4 Boxes (96 coins)

    This reward is just like it sounds... You choose however many boxes of each flavor (Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Dark Mint Chocolate) you want, for a total of 4 boxes/96 coins!

    You will choose your selection of boxes/flavors AFTER the project ends.

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    Mix & Match 5 Boxes (120 coins)

    This reward is just like it sounds... You choose however many boxes of each flavor (Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Dark Mint Chocolate) you want, for a total of 5 boxes/120 coins!

    You will choose your selection of boxes/flavors AFTER the project ends.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    + $13 for Shipping & Tracking on *Int'l orders

    *Int'l orders may not arrive by X-mas

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    Mix & Match 10 Boxes (240 coins)

    *BEST DEAL* This is a lot of fucking chocolate – enough to even put that fat bastard Santa Clause down in a sugar-coma!!! As like the other "Mix & Match" options, this reward is just like it sounds... You choose however many boxes of each flavor (Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Dark Mint Chocolate) you want, for a total of 10 boxes/240 coins!

    You will choose your selection of boxes/flavors AFTER the project ends.

    + FREE Shipping for U.S. Orders

    Due to weight, this reward is only available in the U.S.

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