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Coming this holiday season from the author of "You Suck at Piano", the hero that we deserve... nutsmacking his way into our hearts!
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    Updates only. No Nuts for You.

    Updates only. No nuts for you.

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    The Nutsmacker (piano edition, digital)

    Updates + a digital download of The Nutsmacker (piano version)

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    The Nutsmacker (guitar edition, digital)

    Updates + a digital download of The Nutsmacker (guitar version)

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    The Nutsmacker (physical+digital, piano)

    Updates + a physical copy & a digital download of The Nutsmacker (piano version)

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
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    The Nutsmacker (physical+digital, guitar

    Updates + a physical copy & a digital download of The Nutsmacker (guitar version)

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
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    NS Coloring Book (piano edition)

    Literally the same as the regular book, but I'll throw some crayons in the box.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
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    NS Coloring Book (guitar edition)

    Literally the same as the regular book, but I'll throw some crayons in the box.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
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    The Nutsmacker (piano + guitar editions)

    Updates + physical & digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano & guitar editions).

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
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    The Nutsmacker & You Suck at Piano

    A physical copy and digital download of The Nutsmacker (piano edition) + You Suck at Piano + updates.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
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    The Nutsmacker & You Suck at Guitar

    Updates + a physical copy & a digital download of The Nutsmacker (guitar edition) & You Suck at Guitar.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
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    • Digital Download - You Suck at Guitar
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    Sadsap Piano Starter Pack (digital)

    Digital Downloads of You Suck at Piano, You Suck at Piano 2, 20 Piano Pieces for People with Emotional Problems & The Nutsmacker (piano) + updates.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano 2: You Still Suck
    • Digital - 20 Piano Pieces for People with Emotional Problems
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    Sadsap Piano Starter Pack (physical)

    Physical and Digital copies of You Suck at Piano, You Suck at Piano 2, 20 Piano Pieces for People with Emotional Problems & The Nutsmacker + Updates.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano 2: You Still Suck
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano 2: You Still Suck
    • Digital - 20 Piano Pieces for People with Emotional Problems
    • Physical Copy - 20 Piano Pieces for People with Emotional Problem
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    Nutsmacker Crime-Fighting Kit (piano)

    The Ultimate Nutsmacking Crime Fighting Kit includes sheer nylon pantyhose, walnuts (in shell), The Nutsmacker (piano edition, physical & digital copies) + updates.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Sheer Nylon Panty Hose
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    Nutsmacker Crime-Fighting Kit (guitar)

    The Ultimate Nutsmacking Crime Fighting Kit includes sheer nylon pantyhose, walnuts (in shell), The Nutsmacker (guitar edition, physical & digital copies) + updates.

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    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Sheer Nylon Panty Hose
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    Tote Bag + Piano Pack

    Tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano) + You Suck at Piano + Updates.

    Includes:
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano
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    Tote Bag + Guitar Pack

    Tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (guitar) + You Suck at Guitar + updates.

    Includes:
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Guitar
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Guitar
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    Nutsmacker Christmas Pack (piano)

    A Nutsmacker Christmas ornament + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano edition) + You Suck at Piano + updates.

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    • Nutsmacker Christmas Ornament
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano
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    Nutsmacking Christmas Pack (guitar)

    A Nutsmacker Christmas ornament + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (guitar edition) + You Suck at Guitar + updates.

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    • Nutsmacker Christmas Ornament
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Guitar
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Guitar
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    Nutsmacker Figurine Pack (piano)

    A Nutcracker figurine that Dr. Joel Peterson whacked a few times with a hammer + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano edition) + You Suck at Piano + updates.

    Includes:
    • A Nutcracker Figurine whacked with a hammer by Dr. Joel Pierson
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano
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    Nutsmacker Figurine Pack (guitar)

    A Nutcracker figurine that Dr. Joel Peterson whacked a few times with a hammer + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (guitar edition) + You Suck at Guitar + updates.

    Includes:
    • A Nutcracker Figurine whacked with a hammer by Dr. Joel Pierson
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Guitar
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Guitar
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    Annotated Nutcracker Score + Piano Pack

    An full score of the Nutcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky, complete with annotations from Dr. Joel Pierson in a red marker regarding where Tchaikovsky could have made improvements + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano) + You Suck at Piano + updates.

    Includes:
    • Annotated Nutcracker Score w/ snarky comments
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Piano
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Piano
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    Annotated Nutcracker Score + Guitar Pack

    An full score of the Nutcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky, complete with annotations from Dr. Joel Pierson in a red marker regarding where Tchaikovsky could have made improvements + tote bag + physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (guitar edition) + You Suck at Guitar + updates.

    Includes:
    • Annotated Nutcracker Score w/ snarky comments
    • Tote Bag
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Digital Download - You Suck at Guitar
    • Physical Copy - You Suck at Guitar
    • Updates
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    Tickets to the Nutcracker

    Dr. Joel Pierson will find the closest performance of The Nutcracker to where you live and buy you a pair of tickets. There is no guarantee that the closest performance will be actually close to you. Like, what if you live in Siberia? Do you dare take the chance!?!? Also includes physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker + updates.

    Includes:
    • 2 Tickets to the Nutcracker (for you)
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
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    Gifted Nutcracker Tickets

    You want to support Dr. Joel Pierson at this level, but you hate the ballet. No problem. I’ll mail a pair of tickets to the closest performance of The Nutcracker to someone of your choosing, anonymously. Also includes physical and digital versions of The Nutsmacker (piano edition) + updates.

    Includes:
    • 2 Tickets to the Nutcracker (for a friend who hates ballet)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Updates
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    Original Comic Strip

    Dr. Joel Pierson will pay Neil, the illustrator, to create a one-of-a-kind, 1-page comic strip for you. You get to choose the content. Keep it rated R, please. None of that Disney stuff. Also includes physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano or guitar edition) + updates.

    Includes:
    • Original 1-Page Comic Strip
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
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    Original Comic Strip + Composition

    Dr. Joel Pierson will write an original piece of music to accompany a one-of-a-kind, 1-page comic strip with the content of your choosing, designed by his illustrator, Neil. Also includes physical and digital copies of The Nutsmacker (piano or guitar edition) + updates.

    Includes:
    • Original 1-Page Comic Strip
    • Original Musical Composition
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Digital Download - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (piano edition)
    • Physical Copy - The Nutsmacker (guitar edition)
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