"Dear Rep. Weiner,
Thanks for the sext; you’ve proven to your college sweetheart and the world that you’re going places… just not in style. Understand I fully support big weiners; so I think your picture may have been better received had you been wearing a pair of Yorkies Brand Briefs. Therefore, if I meet my kickstarter goal of $7000 by June 23rd, I’m going to send you a complimentary pair of my first design—The Total Package Digital Brief! This way when you’re next caught with your pants around your knees you’ll sport (pardon the pun) a better chance of impressing the ladies (or men), and you’ll get the added benefit of walking around Washington in extreme comfort and sexy style!
In full support,
-Patrick York, Owner- Yorkies Brand Briefs"
(Update- As events have unfolded, my kickstarter campaign has outlasted Rep. Weiner's career. So now if he responds to my letter I can send the briefs, otherwise I don't know where to send them :P).
(The rough design with cut. Waistband will change to Yorkies logo, binary will extend to pouch, etc...)
Yorkies Brand Briefs caters to the man who is going places. This man could be going up the corporate ladder, or down some soot-stained steps to catch the subway. Maybe he’s just stepping into the digital age, or perhaps he decided step out of it for a break in Yosemite, Moab, or the local park. Those are the stories, Yorkies is the destination; or rather it will be-- with your pledge!
Using a high quality synthetic fabric with permanent moisture wicking technology, Yorkies aims to deliver the comfort of cotton with sharp details. Yorkies values art and also tongue-in-cheek sexuality, and the patterns keep these qualities in mind. Therefore, the “Total Package” will be presented right up front… in comfort!
Right now Yorkies Brand is working to develop and produce its very first design—the Digital Brief! This design is a tribute to the digital age from the time of the first computer to where we are now. It will be manufactured in the Bay Area—the heart of the digital world. The colors will be black and white. When the project is successful, the backers will be able to vote on a sexy hidden message to be included SOMEWHERE on the brief.
(The design sketch)
If you’re a man who’s going places, know a man who’s going places, or just like sexy men in their underwear… join Yorkies in the digital age. Your contributions are what makes it possible! Don't wait! Make your pledge today!
(International backers need to add $10 for shipping)
- (22 days)