The following is an actual email from a friend and backer who thinks he's a screen writer. I did not write this.
Scene between the Kickstarter Backer and his Spam Filter
[Backer opening email in the morning]
Filter: I got a bunch of no-goodniks quarantined.
Backer: Any potentials? Anything interesting?
Filter: Nah, it's the usual viagra and hot stock tips. Wait. There was something new, some threatenings to start kicking.
Backer: Whu? Start kicking what?
Filter: I don't know. They hate reading or something.
Backer: ARGH! I've been waiting for news about I HATE READING! Kickstarter project, and you kept it! I'm going to start my own Kickstarter project called I HATE STUPID SPAM FILTERS!
Filter: Yeah, me too. My cousin is a stupid spam filter. Good thing you got me.