Stock in the band Why I Must Be Careful. You will own a small share in the band! A stock certificate will be proof of your stake in this band and what we're doing! Please note: this is a stock certificate symbolizing your camaraderie with Why I Must Be Careful and can only guarantee potentially great emotional returns. This certificate in no way represents a monetary investment with any potential financial return.
Bee Button! Since honey bees only live for 6 weeks during the busy Spring & Summer season, and the queen lays anywhere from 1000 to 2500 eggs a day (more than her own body weight!), there are a lot of naturally dead bees outside of a hive. We've collected these dead bees and given them a worthwhile tomb, a 1 1/2" button! That way you can spread the word about the need to help the honey bees!
Lim. Ed. WIMBC Poster on a 6" x 9" Datacard from the 1970's (38 available). If we run out of these, you'll get the same silk-screen on a page of the Braille edition of "The Emergency Procedures Handbook." Please let us know if you prefer this over the Datacard.
We took the liberty of the second amendment to shoot our band t-shirts. Brand new American Apparel t-shirts have been screen-printed with "WHY I MUST BE CAREFUL" and then with Seth's Dad's shotgun, we filled the shirt with holes by carefully and artfully shooting them!
A Brick. ¿Seriously? You're giving away a brick? Well, this brick is handmade by Why I Must Be Careful out of the infamous clay soil of Oregon. This brick has WIMBC pressed into it in a "sunken-relief" style and is accompanied by a list of national banks who received bail-out money from the government. You make the connection...
A box of 20-guage shotgun shells that we have hand-loaded with care. The local recycling place doesn't accept tempered glass for recycling. So we decided to use it to shoot our t-shirts. Tempered glass (a.k.a. "safety glass") breaks into tiny pieces that are not sharp so they don't kill people. Unless you shoot them at people with your shotgun. PLEASE: We don't advise this. But we're happy to have made shotgun shells that are environmentally acceptable, unlike traditional lead shot. Use these with abandon in wild places you wish to keep safe.
Braille booklet of Why I Must Be Careful's syllabic lyrics. What!? I know, right? All of the lyrics used to structure most of WIMBC's music, but in Braille. Better file off those guitar calluses folks.