Sweet Sweet Treats
Yup, its legit, you can now get your Hapsi on, in not just 1 but 2 full fat flavors of HAPSI goodness. Pre-Orders are NOW OPEN for both... Read more
We are full of great news!
Hi Everyone, just confirming that yes, The Ultrasweet and Supersalty pilot rings will be included in the Purple Flavor Hapsi Can!
Just because we want to keep the good news... Read more
New Hapsi Can launching with a Kickstarter Exclusive Deal Price!
To take advantage of this special deal simply visit us at https://www.wetanz.com/brands/gkr-heavy-hitters
and enter this unique code HAPSI4LESS when you check out.
This deal goes live Friday 14th of... Read more
Urban Wasteland is coming!
You know what it’s like: wake up, play a game of GKR, swig a Slimfat™ to keep your adipose tissue at an acceptable level, call in sick to work, lovingly... Read more
The email that launched a hundred spare parts.
Firstly, could I have a show of hands - who among you would like some Shakespearean flair in all future updates by GKR: Heavy Hitters? It’s ok,... Read more
As the rubble & dust begins to settle...
You realise you’re missing a limb or three. How did that happen?!
Replacement Parts Are Coming
Robot rumbling’s a tricky affair. Sometimes you need new radiator vanes after extended use... Read more
The robot rumble is underway...after these messages
*Steps quietly into the room*
*Looks lovingly into your eyes*
H- hey there... *Sidles up beside you*. Great to see you again! ... Read more
The latest on EU, Asia, & Rest of World
For those of you who are still waiting for your games: we want to thank you. And we need to apologise.
It’s pretty clear that shipping... Read more
Tracking numbers: the latest
It's been a busy week at GKR HQ (telephones were used - telephones, people). Let's get right to it with your latest update:
3321. That’s how many... Read more
Shipping: Where we're at
Well, we've had our hopes up and down over the past couple of weeks and it looks like the rollercoaster's still in motion - no big breakthroughs to... Read more
A Straight Up Shipping Update
We are going to dive straight into it with a shipping update!
Please know that GKR: Heavy Hitters being delivered to your door step is a top priority... Read more
Robots Sighted in the South
We interrupt our scheduled advertising to bring you this brief news notice.
It was a moment that we’ll treasure forever, and we celebrated as only Kiwis know how: by... Read more
It was a moment that would have made Kubrick proud.
As the group gathered around the unassuming, inanimate rectangle in front of them, you could have heard a pin drop... Read more
Our last update for 2017. Bring on 2018!
Well, it's that time. Time to wrap up the rumble for 2017 in preparation for a shiny new year full of robot wrangling shenanigans!
Thanks for supporting us,... Read more
YES folks: the moment is finally here. SHIPPING HAS STARTED!
Can’t tell you HOW GOOD it feels to say that.
Firstly, a big... Read more
The Big Fat Photo Update
This post is gonna be light on words, but heavy on that corporate flavour you know and love. Let the sweet taste of GKR juice glisten on your... Read more
Samples & Stickers
Just a quick ninja update today: a roundup of Cool Stuff to show you, as well as a heads up on our retail plans for GKR: Heavy... Read more
A Super Exciting Update with GIFs & Things!
So…how about dem tumbleweeds? Deeelicious! In these post-apocalyptic times, you have to get your sustenance any way you can, you know? We can’t all afford a diet... Read more
A Show & Tell of Grey Wolf Proportions
How are you all going? Good? Not so good? Hurtling along at an even keel? Remember, whether you're having mad cravings, got a case of scatterbrain or are... Read more
News from the Factory + Wave 2 Closing Soon!
Long time no speaky. Hope you’re all keeping warm and/or cool depending on which ‘sphere you call home. As we write this, there’s a storm a-brewing in Wellington,... Read more
The Tale of the Double-Sided Game Board…and some other stuff
We're gonna start this update off with everyone's favourite thing, a spot of admin.
Thanks to all for helping us bring Wave 1 to a successful close!... Read more
Confirm your order before May 15 to be included in Wave 1!
Hey Robot Rumblers!
Huge thanks to everyone who’s confirmed their order in GameFound so far. Whether it was the constant email reminders, or the threat of Bad Taco slipping some... Read more
Confirm your pledge by May 15 to receive your game in Wave 1.
It’s Hapsi Hour here in NZ. What are we all drinking? Wait, don’t tell me. Is it Hapsi? Do I win the prize? Is the prize more Hapsi?
Ahem.... Read more
Our pledge manager goes live in one week
One more update and then I promise to go back to guzzling chocolate eggs by the mechload.
We wanted to give you all a quick update on where we’re at... Read more
Solo Rules! New Prototypes! New Poll!
Hey Robot Rumblers! So many things to talk about this week so let’s just dive right in.
Here we go!
First Look at Solo Rules
You know those Solo... Read more
Your Giant Killer Guide to our Pledge Manager
Hey Robot Rumblers!
Recovered yet? What a wild ride huh? We’re still a bit shell shocked to be honest, however with the brave power of Hapsi and a full face... Read more
WOW! What an amazing journey! We are are blown away by all the love and support you all have shown. We're gonna take a little break - just a wee... Read more
66 minutes to go. New Primary Weapons unlocked!
And not a moment too soon!
Here you go you animals.
20 new Primary Weapon cards (4 playsets) to go sink your teeth into. You earned 'em.
Next goal: GKR... Read more
84 minutes left! 20 new cards just within reach. Wanna see some cool stuff?
Less than 2 hours to go in the campaign and the anticipation's almost too much to bear. So to calm us all down, we thought we'd share with you some... Read more
7 hours left, & 16 new Secondary Weapons unlocked!
Hey everyone! Can hardly believe there's just 7 hours to go in this here Kickstarter...has time flown or is that the ThunderHappy kicking in? Does it matter? Nah!
Nice work... Read more
24 hours to go! You just unlocked DOUBLE the Reaction Cards! Woop!
Great job everyone, this pleases the Hapsi Man. At 835k you have, as if by magic, doubled your Reaction Cards. Except we know it's not magic, it's the power of... Read more
How big is a GKR mini? Check out our scale render!
As we head into these exciting final hours, we've put together a little render to help show you guys how big your 'bots are in relation to each other!
From... Read more
Unlocked overnight: Double-sided achievements board & exclusive box!
Hoo boy! Things are heating up in the GKR kitchen and it's not cos Zappy got into the eggs again. We're loving, that you guys are loving, the remaining Stretch... Read more
48 hours to go! All final Stretch Goals added!!!!
Hey Robot Rumblers!
There’s 48 hours left to go, and with a KRRBZZZT and a WHOOOSHour final Stretch Goals have landed! We’ve laid out goals all the way... Read more
4 New Sponsor Cards Unlocked + final image for Dice Add-On!
Can’t drink enough of the Corporation Kool-Aid? We’ve got just the thing for that. Four new Sponsor Cards, decked out with your favourite corporation as voted by YOU.
That brings... Read more
Zappy Unlocked. THE MERC INVASION IS COMPLETE.
Smell that? That’s the scent of freshly-fried GKRs.
Everyone, meet Zappy. The fourth and final Mercenary to be unlocked in your Bliss Corp band of 'bots!
Zappy doesn’t... Read more
Inside the Workshop Chop Shop Vol. 3: ThunderHappy gets REALLY happy with Jules German
We’re back inside the Workshop Chop Shop, but this time we’re going to a slightly different place. A slightly wacky place, full of fumes, spray cans... Read more
GKR Pilots Series: Jae & Kemi
So far in our Pilots Series we've met VR whiz kid Diego and tough nut Izzy. This week, though, it’s a two-for-one deal as we fill you in one the final... Read more
Decals Now Available!
We’ve been ripping along at breakneck speed to get this ready for you before the weekend. And we swear it wasready before the weekend, but the arrival of our... Read more
New Stretch Goal Unlocked, and a New Friend!
Hey Robot Rumblers! The sun is shining in Kiwiland, a new Stretch Goal’s been unlocked, and we’ve got Add-Ons to show off. Which makes it a pretty darn good day. ... Read more
King Wolf v ThunderHappy (+ live stream on Thursday!)
Hey everyone! If you’ve just joined us – welcome, welcome. The rumble is happy to have you. Make yourselves comfortable, grab a can of Hapsi, and settle in. First things first:... Read more
BLISSCORP BULLETIN: MORTY MINI UNLOCKED
Well. What’s all this, then? You walk away to sand some rust off Snipey’s right leg and look what happens. 4,909 backers happens!
Thanks to our awesome team of robot... Read more
Support Units 101
Chugged a few Hapsi? Stuffed some Bad Tacos in your gob? Congratulations, you’re now ready to read this Update.
As we move closer (4,865 backers!) to unlocking... Read more
GKR Pilots Series: Izzy
"I'm not here to worry about repairs after the fight. I'm here to make sure the other teams have nothing left to fix."
Attention, thrill-seekers of GKR! Use Izzy’s badassery... Read more
Inside the Chop Shop Vol. 2: David Tremont takes Hammerstrike to the next level
Hey Robot Rumblers!
Welcome inside the Workshop Chop Shop for another peek at the awesome creations that lie within. Our crew have been hard at work customising their own unpainted... Read more
All please rise. Your Corporate Overlords will see you now.
Know your Hammerstrikes from your ThunderHappys yet? Don’t fret. As we wait for our next Mercenary to unlock in Stretch Goals, there’s plenty of limelight to shine on the real... Read more
Shipping Update: We’re Friendly!
Hapsi: Now with 5 New Shipping Flavours!
Come one, come all, to the great GKR Shipping Thread of 2017!
GREAT NEWS as we head into the weekend. We’ve... Read more
Bliss Corp Bulletin: New Merc Unlocked!
I don’t know about you, but I sure like to start the day with a nice cup of Merc.
Just as well, then. Thanks to a tidy 4,605 backers, Splodey’s... Read more
Spiky Face Update: Buildings Expansion Now Available!
As you can probably imagine, much rubbing of hands and sounds of glee have been emanating from the GKR office lately as we’ve eagerly watched your anticipation grow. But just... Read more
New Add-On Revealing Tomorrow!
Our 3D modelling maestro Joel is working up something special to get your mitts on. All will be revealed tomorrow! Sweet Hapsi dreams everyone!
The Weekend That Was: Brought to You by Spiky Face
A new Add-On is coming, more Stretch Goals have been unlocked, and Spiky Face sits above it all with a perfectly manicured unibrow.
Hey everyone! First up, a huge... Read more
GKR Pilots Series: Meet Diego
StopCom™ interrupts your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the GKR Pilots Series - coming to an abandoned waste-city near you!
They’re the breakout stars of GKR. Part superstar athlete,... Read more
Inside the Chop Shop Vol. 1: Customising your Heavy Hitter with Leonard Ellis!
Hey, Robot Rumblers!
I hope you brought your sticky tape and glitter, because today we're going to show what's in store for all you Painter's Edition pledgers - with a... Read more
BLISS CORP Bulletin: A Merc in Time Saves Nine
The competition is heating up and greedy corporations are looking to influence the results in their favour.
ENTER THE MERCS!
Need some help cracking robot skulls?
Just want... Read more
A GIANT THANK YOU TO OUR 4,000 BACKERS!
One week on, and we’ve officially hit 4,000 backers. WOW!!
We just want to take this moment to (1) take a little breath, and (2) use that breath to... Read more
Bad Taco Journal: It's Taco Time
While Hapsi’s away, Bad Taco will play. Welcome to all our new backers who’ve joined us recently! While you find your feet, let Cornpro Incorporated be your eyes, ears... Read more
Hapsi Journal Day 3: Ideas, ideas everywhere
$370,000 seems like a distant memory now, but for those of you who can think through your Hapsi brain-fuzz: you guys unlocked something pretty awesome. A sweet double-sided game board!... Read more
Hapsi Journal Day 2: The Struggle is Real
In the latest roundup of Stretch Goals, we’re throwing pretties, pilots and polls at you: four Orbital Strikes are now foiled. Along with that, Ike has joined the roster... Read more
Hapsi Journal Day 1: Guns Blazing!
THE MORNING AFTER
Let it be known: you guys are awesome! While us Kiwis were sleeping, you unlocked a whole swag of new Stretch Goals. Which means we have... Read more
WE ARE FUNDED
Welcome to fight night! That’s right! How are we all feeling? Good? Refreshed? Ready to lay some sweet robot smackdown? ‘Course you are. This moment’s been a long time coming.... Read more