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One single-use unlubricated monocle will be delivered directly to your place of dwelling.
It's a way to bring creative projects to life.
3-Pack: 3 monocles in a lovingly designed paperboard box will be sent your way.
Double 3-Pack: You will receive 2 of the 3-Pack for a total of 6 monocles.
Quadruple 3-Pack: You will receive 4 of the 3-Pack for a total of 12 monocles.
25-Pack: We see you are a very "active" individual. Congratulations on your success. You will receive 25 monocles in a larger display-style container.
25-Pack and Quintuple 3-Pack: My goodness, you must be a very social being. You will receive 1 of the 25-Pack and 5 of the 3-Pack.
Double 25-Pack: A must have for those planning a day of aerial philanthropy via hot air balloon. You will receive 2 of the 25-Pack.
200-Pack: We will send you 8 of the 25-Pack, with a personal letter from Dr. Weinersmith, advising you to seek greater moderation.
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Early Buyer 3-Pack: 3 monocles in a lovingly designed paperboard box will be sent your way. Your 3-Pack will be assembled from our of initial production run, so it will ship earlier.