THINKING OF YOU - Next time we will be eating a pizza, we will stop at some moment exclusively to think of you. Since we don't eat pizza that often, this reward is limited. This has no discernible effects.
ALL OUR PRINTS - Ok, this doesn't mean you will get all the prints in the world, but one copy of each print. For the time being, this means 14 different prints with an option of being even 15 (we can't guarantee this).
CREATIVE DIRECTOR FOR A DAY - You have the power over our artist. You will dictate a Pop Culture reference and our artist will draw a print about it. Also you get that print, duh! And all of the others!
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU - Just as above, but this time it isn't about a pop culture reference. You can ask whatever you want. You can have your birthday drawn as a historical event from the Middle Ages. How awesome is that? It will be better if you send us a photo. No disgusting or extremely inappropiate stuff, please. We are sure you can draw the line. We can draw your teacher being burnt in a witch trial, but we won't draw any kind of genitalia. This print will be absolute private (unless you let us make it public). You will get this print + all of the others.
A F**KIN' NARWHAL - We will draw and send you a print with a narwhal on it. We hate drawing narwhals, so you're paying to make us feel a strong pain in our hearts. You are a mean person, but you have £1000 and everyone has a price. Even US :'(