All of the above (while supplies last on the Chinese CD), plus we open up the vaults to you. You get all of the live material and alternate takes you desire. Think of it like the Beatles Anthology, but BETTER. Also, we'll put your name in the thanks section of the liner notes!
All of the above, plus you get to name a song on our next album (not this one). Nothing filthy or naughty unless it's a funny, Grandma-don't-get-it kind of naughty. We need some options here, too. If you want to call a song "Mr. Mittens", we're probably not going to allow that. Okay, actually, "Mr. Mittens" isn't so bad. But you get what we are saying. Come up with a number of options and we'll pick the one we like the best.
You get all of the physical stuff above, plus we will learn a cover song of your choosing and post us performing it on YouTube, just for you. We'll send you an MP3, too, if we can figure out how to do that. You will have rights to this performance and distribute it as you see fit.
You get all of our catalog, the merch, the name in the liner notes, etc. PLUS, we'll come play a show within 8 hours of Athens, GA, just for you and whoever you want. We'll even learn a song or two you might want to hear.
You'll get the physical stuff, the vaults, the name in the liner notes, etc. and we'll play a show for you, AND we'll come to your house (within 3 hours drive of Athens, GA) and do lawn work for you. Jeremy is a landscaper, so he knows what he's doing. Also, Daniel's a landscape architect, so he can offer planting suggestions or something.
All of the physical stuff and the media above, and we will write and record a song about whatever you want (within reason). We'll send it to you, too, and we'll release it as a digital single. No limit on this! Buy more than one!
You get all of the tangible stuff above, plus we will etch your name (or some Grandma-safe phrase) in the vinyl itself. That means your name will be on the plates used to make the records. Your name will live on in perpetuity in people's record collections (and subsequent yard sales).
Okay, pretty much, you'll get everything and we will name our next album after you or something. We have no idea. We will play a show for you. We will make you sandwiches. Someone in the band will probably kiss you on the mouth. Certainly someone will faint. Let's talk!