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A completely unhinged fantasy adventure gamebook. Find the Bastard Elf a place to crash using two dice and your two rock-hard fists!
A completely unhinged fantasy adventure gamebook. Find the Bastard Elf a place to crash using two dice and your two rock-hard fists!
A completely unhinged fantasy adventure gamebook. Find the Bastard Elf a place to crash using two dice and your two rock-hard fists!
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    PIXIE

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    ELF

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    BASTARD ELF

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    REGULAR HUMAN

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    TEN-FOOT POLE

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    DWARF

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -Help write a death scene, minor incident or some filler text which will appear in this book for all time
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text. It will also identify the paragraph number you helped write.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    SKELETON FRIEND

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    GOBLIN

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -Design a minor character, monster or item that will appear in the book. These will be illustrated either in the book itself, on an item card and/or in the bestiary.
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text. It will also identify the person, monster or item you came up with and the paragraph where you'll encounter it.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    RUTTING FOREST BAT

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -Design an entire location which can be visited and messed around with in the book.
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text. It will also identify you as the person responsible for the location that'll be in the book, so you can impress others.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    RICH LICH

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -An exclusive fine art print of one of the illustrations from Sword of the Bastard Elf - pick it yourself or let me surprise you with one.
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    WANDERING MILKMAN

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -Design a major character and pick the location they'll show up.
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text. It will also identify your character and the location where he, she or it can be found.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -All applicable stretch goals

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    JEFF

    You get:

    -The book in your choice of format
    -Item cards
    -Bestiary supplement
    -Two fancy Sword of the Bastard Elf dice
    -A couple of cool bookmarks
    -Your face (or its proxy) somewhere in the book
    -Your name in the thank you page(s)
    -Help design a major plot line - an entire chain of events that happens to the Elf.
    -A one-of-a-kind signed certificate to state that your face (or its proxy) is in the book, detailing the location of your mug in the text. It will also summarise the terrible things you have wrought in the world of the Bastard Elf.
    -A USB stick crammed with design notes, sketches and fun stuff to do with Sword of the Bastard Elf.
    -An exclusive Sword of the Bastard Elf T-shirt
    -All applicable stretch goals

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