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My dear chuckaboos,
Fooooooooooo… I feel as though I’ve been reborn, though this is surely not a new a body. Floating on air. Who am I this day? Through whose eyes do I see? This. Curator. Oh, oh yes. I am now this Curator. The very séance, a séance that brought this Curator to my time, our time, this time! I see. I also see that I, this Curator of this Mysterious Package Company, I have the ability to do so very much with my words. With my words. So very much.
So many secrets. Secrets I would feel so very embarrassed to release into the world. Like a cage of rats. Beautiful, beautiful rats. No, even now, half-ratted as I am, I cannot. Such a mind, full of secrets, I must secretly be mindful. If I could just Humpty Dumpty this head...
What is this?
Filigree. In. Shadow. The pages are so yellowed. The images, I seem to recall so many of these images. This Filigree is a story I could so easily tell you right here and now, but he - and he being I - I am making you wait until April... of the seventeenth year of the twenty-first century?? That cannot be! My word, you are being made to wait over one hundred years! That cannot be right. Is that not right?
Oh, right! I have the ability to do so much with my words.
Do, I will. I will do.
I feel you should have the choice to have something now! I know what waiting is. You should not wait so long for... But, what?
Butwhatbutwhatbutwhatbutwhat... ahhhhhhhh! Yes!
This King in Yellow, a tale from my time - one of my times - and it is quite popular with this, my Mysterious Company. Also, this here, this Tempus Fugit, a tale of passing through time - not me this time, but time and time again, time. And in this Weeping Book one mind merged with another - this I have also known.
So I declare: you are now able to add these "experiences" to this, this... pledge you have made for Filigree in Shadow. Slashed! Bargain! The King in Yellow, Tempus Fugit and The Weeping Book. At this very moment, a sea of interns are frantically working the switches and buttons of this magic lightbox to make it so. They say, through chattering teeth, that by the time I have finished my dictation, and this letter is sent, all will be in readiness.
I have the ability to do so much with my words.
I am curious what else I can do.
Truly, now your servant,
of This Mysterious Package Company