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Cashgrab: an ARG game you can play... RIGHT NOW! (Suspended)

Too much spare income? Too little time to find a worthy cause to donate to? Oh boy, do I have an offer for you!

Cashgrab: an ARG game you can play... RIGHT NOW! (Suspended)

Too much spare income? Too little time to find a worthy cause to donate to? Oh boy, do I have an offer for you!

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    THE BEAR MINIMUM: Don't look at me like you get to tell me to write 'bare' and not 'bear', Mr. Fancypants.

    You'll be forever remembered as a failure for attempting to, essentially, jump on a bandwagon and catch your ankle in the wheel, spinning over and over for eternity. Whilst all those who can actually jump get to laugh at your tattered body smack against the never-ending road of good times.

    For them.

    Not you.

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    THE BARE MINIMUM: You manage to clench your buttcheeks and grasp on to the bandwagon in time to not join the bottom tier plebs, unfortunately, in your haste to join this auspicious event, you forgot to wear clothes.

    When your fellow patrons of the CashGrab bandwagon tire of laughing at the wheel fodder, they retreat inside to rest their collective jaws and lungs. Until they see you.

    At least you know you're making people laugh.

    At you.

    Not with you.

    Very much at you.

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    PUNCTUAL, IF DYSFUNCTIONAL: Ah, it sure does feel good to be able to enjoy your spot aboard the ARG bandwagon.

    But wait, does it?

    You arrived on time, displayed your identification, paid your fare. But something... is amiss. Something irreverent appears to follow discussions and chatter whenever you pass the upperclassmen of the CashGrab wagon.

    You start to develop some minor paranoia, checking your laces constantly, wiping your shoe against the rug upon exiting the bathroom to avoid toilet paper causing faux pas, you even spend up to ten minutes in your cabin aboard the bandwagon checking through your teeth and facial features wondering just what could be wrong.

    But I guess you'll never know.

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    SMILING WRYLY, YOU NOD AND THINK, "THAT'LL DO CASHGRAB, THAT'LL DO.": That nervous newcomer to the wagon from the £5.00 tier, you believe, would be the perfect target for a practical joke. You begin to mess with them, causing them to believe something, anything, is wrong.

    Of course, it's all your doing, you sly dog. By somehow offering what seememed to be a small sacrifice you became a mastermind rather than the target of a joke.

    Does it feel good?

    You're damn right it does. Welcome to the CashGrab wagon.

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    STUFFING MORE AND MORE NOTES IN MY POCKET WILL NOT INDUCE SUDDEN CHANGES OF HEART, THE CASHGRAB IS A HARSH MISTRESS!: You sure are glad you booked a seat on the second floor of this wonderful bandwagon, there are SUCH lunatics raving on about themselves on the lower decks.

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    THERE IS NO SECOND FLOOR: I understand your frustrations at the announcement of there being no second floor, but pelase. Enjoy our finest hot tub made of diamonds. That lets you bathe in gold. We'll also keep those lower tier loonies out!

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    ONE MAN, OR WOMAN, OR OTHER MARATHON.: Perhaps through a love of worthless dross on the internet or a massive misunderstanding of the term "crowd-funding". You managed to get the CashGrab bandwagon rolling. Congratulations.

    You will forever be in my heart. I promise, dearest.

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    I will photograph the funds raised by the project and send it to Africa. The photo.

    And it'll be your fault.

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