Need your addresses and emails!
It's the final moments before the showdown. Which means... l need to be able to find you to get you your gifts!
If you were a supporter of $49 or more, you will be receiving a softcover first edition print! They will be off the presses on December 17th and then delivered to my family's home in PA, where I will be shipping them to you over the holidays (no vacation for me -- just lots of celebrating and gift giving, which is exciting!) So I need you to message me your physical mailing address.
I can't guarantee when exactly they will arrive to you, but hopefully in time for the New Year!
If you were a supporter of $20 - $33, I will need your email attached to your Kindle to email you the book. These will be a more immediate delivery ;)
If you are a California friend and would prefer to receive the book in person in January at the SB book launch (date TBD), please lelt me know and I will hold it for you then!
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SHARE THE REAL WEALTH: So you can't give much? No worries. The real wealth is in spreading the word. Become a part of the project by sharing a buck and this very page with 5 of your friends. Because that, to me, is priceless.Estimated delivery:
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HUGGABLE YOU: For only $5 (less than two lattes), you get a social media shout out and an aerial hug, straight from the virgin herself.Estimated delivery:
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POSTCARD POSTER CHILD: You get a hug, a shout out, and a really cool Virgin Asanas postcard delivered to your house, with a personal thank-you note attached. Remember post cards, friends? With real stamps? Hang it on your fridge to share the love. Because the Virgin rocks. And so do you. (Plus, the signature may be worth something some day..so act now!)Estimated delivery:Add $1 USD to ship outside the US
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GET DE-VIRGIN-IZED: You get the Virgin postcard plus a free pre-release copy of the ebook, suitable for Kindle, Nook, or whatever suits your pleasure. You get the virtual hug and thanks too, of course. And don't leave home without it.Estimated delivery:Add $1 USD to ship outside the US
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READERS ARE LEADERS: You knew that already, but did you know that for $25, you get the e-book, the Virgin, the hug, the thanks, as well as your name/business listed on my website, in the highly visited "Supporters" column? Free advertising for you! Unless your business is mean to baby bunnies. Sorry, no can do. We must love the cuddly among us.Estimated delivery:Add $1 USD to ship outside the US
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BE WITH ME AT 33: Why $33? Because it's less intimidating that $35. And it's my age. And it's just enough to score you ALL of the above treasures PLUS an entry into my bed. Well, next to my bed actually. Yup, you get into the gratitude box. That's right, I keep a little box next to my bed. And I write down things I'm grateful for and slip it into the box. Your name will now be there. Yes, we've moved on from the tangible gifts to the spiritual, but hey, I've got connections up there. :) And I will light a candle for you. That's just how its gonna be, my dear bedmate.Estimated delivery:Add $1 USD to ship outside the US
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SPONSOR STATUS: Welcome to the big time. You get all of the above trinkets and spiritual relics, as well as your name in the acknowledgments in my actual book. That's right. For just the special price of $49, your name will be in the limited edition signed soft cover copy of my book. Which will be delivered to your door. Everybody loves a real book. (Remember those?) And it doubles as a good coffee coaster. With your name holding it up inside. Prepare to be famous.Estimated delivery:Add $10 USD to ship outside the US
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YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR: Lightning crashes and fills the world with electricity, simply because you exist. Ben Franklin knew this and made his way onto the $100 bill. Which, for some generous reason, you are donating to this project. I thank you. I give you ALL of the above (from the hug to the Virgin to your name/business online and in the actual book) but now you get some rockstar tips. I'll send you my free e-book pdf on "How to Write a Book." It's the best tips I have, all the cheat sheets from the conferences, and it's gonna send you to the top! I'll see you there.Estimated delivery:Add $10 USD to ship outside the US
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SUGAR DADDY, SKYPING MAMA: You rock. That's just all there is to it. You get ALL of the above, as well as a big cheers. I will open a bottle of bubbly in your honor as cheers you. Literally. You get an hour Skype date with the author. You can use it for an author date for you, your classroom, your forum, your business. Use it for whatever platform you like. But you know what they say about "cheersing" an author. You will now have 7 years of good .....Estimated delivery:Add $10 USD to ship outside the US
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CALL YOU ISHMAEL: Ok, so look. We are at the stage where no virgin postcard, no matter how holy, is gonna repay you. I can light 100 candles for you and enter into my gratitude box every day. Plus give you all of the above. But it's still not fair. So let me promise you this. You send me an interesting story of your life and I will write you into my sequel, which is coming out soon. Yup, you get to be a character in a novel. Just like those cool "Choose Your Own Adventure Books" we all read when we were kids. Do you want to scuba? Fjord the Great Wall? I gotcha covered hun. Welcome to literary fame.Estimated delivery:Add $10 USD to ship outside the US
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PHILANTHROPIST: There's Gandhi and Mother Teresa. And now you. With this donation, you are not only saving my book, but saving the world, one literary advance at a time. Be the change you wish to see. And you are already are. I will donate 15 books to libraries or educational institutions of your choice, listing you as the donor. I will interview you for my website, talking about generosity and anything (remotely moral) you wish to promote. You also get the Skype date, the "How to Write A Book" ebook, your name in printed lights, and all of the above. Also, if you live in the US, I will personally fly out to thank you, and host a book signing in your town with you as the honored philanthropic guest. Please add $300 if you want the book signing and don't live in California, but I'm pretty good at finding cheap flights. And pretty good at signing books too. And you are pretty good at giving - so thank you so very much.Estimated delivery:Add $10 USD to ship outside the US
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