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$310
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Funding Canceled
Funding for this project was canceled by the project creator on Feb 6 2018

About

These are the witch shirts, sizes XS-XL.  I'm wearing and XS here. 

This is the demo for the first song on the album, featuring my friend Adaptr from Ashland.

I'm getting to record "Witch Stories", my ninth release as The Sexbots. It's basically a rap album(there's still singing- hey, Drake sings!) about becoming a cat lady.  It has crazy hooks, bass heavy beats, and more f-bombs than my entire career up to this point combined(10 of them counting off the demos). This album is for my sisters all around the world and it's about the powers you were born with, recovery, and all the fucks we shouldn't be giving.

If you are new to The Sexbots-here's "Summertime" from my album The Girlfriend Experience, back when I had red hair like a strawberry.

 

Risks and challenges

This is my ninth release as The Sexbots and my third Kickstarter campaign. I try to do each one better than the last one. For this one, we'll be spending less energy on college radio and more energy on touring in support of this project. I'm still going to do videos for each song and they are going to be fabulous. I anticipate that the album will be recorded and released in late Spring 2018, with videos to follow soon by summer 2018.

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    Sounds

    A digital copy of "Witch Stories".

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    Kiss Me

    A digital copy of "Witch Stories" and a psychic kiss on the cheek.

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    And a Shirt

    A witch shirt, psychic kiss, and a digital copy of "Witch Stories". Add $20 per additional shirt. Sizes available are XS-XL.

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    And a Prayer

    Digital copy of "Witch Stories", psychic kiss, and I will light holy candles and say a prayer for you and yours. Add $20 for a witch T-shirt.

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    Listening Kit

    Witch T-shirt and a special package with something for each of your five senses to experience while your listen to the album.

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    2- hour Photoshoot with Ilima

    Ilima does legendary photo shoots. Her usual limits apply so if you have questions, please e-mail her before selecting this. If outside of Portland, this may have to wait until I'm on tour.

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    Guest vocals by Ilima

    Ilima will record guest vocals on your track! I will come to your studio if you are in Portland, or I can record at home and Dropbox you the layers.

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    I'll Marry You

    I will officiate your wedding. This has nothing to do with the album, I just really want to do this. Anywhere in Washington or Oregon otherwise you have to buy me a plane ticket, too.

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    Music for your soundtrack

    Use any song or instrumental for your indie film or video. For $600, you can use all of the songs on this album plus instrumental versions. Includes one hour FaceTime to discuss your film's needs.

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    I'll Be Your Girlfriend

    Ilima will be your Facebook girlfriend for the month of April 2018 or May 2018. You can tell everyone that we met at Starbucks. Includes one date if in PDX or one FaceTime if you are far away.

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