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Revive five of our all natural, award winning condiments with a kick designed to give your food a fighting chance to bite back!
Revive five of our all natural, award winning condiments with a kick designed to give your food a fighting chance to bite back!
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    6 oz. jar of our Garlicmash No.4
    Once you try it you'll understand.

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    12 Oz. jar of our "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Is this a breakfast food group? Is this a condiment? Is this a chip dip or a mind altering experience? Remember folks, if it's effects last more than 4 hours call more friends...

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    5 Oz bottle of Wazoo Juice
    Milk of the Wild Wazoo harvested by the light of the full moon from only amenable beasties. Nothing says JOY, LOVE and AMUSEMENT like a mouthful of wild Wazoo Juice!!

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    5 Oz shaker jar of our One Hump Dry Rub No.2
    All natural, multiple use seasoning that you'll find essential for breakfast, lunch, dinner and perfect for all grilling experiences!

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    5 Oz shaker jar of our Wild Beaver Rub!
    Lemon and Pepper had a fling while knee deep in the bayou. Save the world; Eat More Beaver.

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    Three 6 oz. jars of our Garlicmash No.4
    Once you try it you'll understand (maybe 3 won't be enough...)

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    Three 12 Oz. jars of our "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    One for you, one that your kid will eat in one sitting and one for your cousin Jed...

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    Three 5 Oz. bottles of Wazoo Juice
    (this might get you through 10 cent taco night...)

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    Three 5 Oz. shakers of One Hump Dry Rub No. 2

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    Three 5 Oz. shakers of Wild Beaver Rub

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    One 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    One 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    One 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice.

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    20 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub No. 2
    (if you're serious about grilling)

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    20 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub
    (if you're serious about grilling and rubbing wild beavers)

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    One 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    One 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    One 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice
    One 5 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub No.2
    One 5 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub

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    20 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub
    20 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub No. 2
    (if you're serious about grilling and rubbing wild beavers)

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    Two 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    Two 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Two 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice
    Two 5 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub No.2
    Two 5 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub

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    the "Jim Alexander" Special
    (for those of you that need to fill your pantry quickly)

    One 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    Four 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    One 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice
    One 5 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub No.2
    One 5 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub

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    Twelve 6 Oz. Garlicmash

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    Twelve 12 oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash

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    Twelve 5 oz. Wazoo Juice

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    Four 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    Four 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Four 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice

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    the "Scott Holloway" Special Rewards package:
    Three 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Three 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce
    Four 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    One 20 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub

    You too can be as cool as SH. Order now and feel like a master painter, sequestered in an artist's loft creating masterpieces while eating well. http://paintingloft.com/

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    the "Toby" Special Rewards package:
    Three 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Three 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce
    Four 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    One 20 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub

    Order this and before you know it, you'll be running around screaming "BARRRR BEEEE QUEEEEE!" -you all can thank Mr. Sully later on.

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    The Jim Eber "SPECIAL" contains
    Twelve 5 oz. Wazoo Juice
    Three 12 oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash

    *that's right kids they're not just for breakfast any longer and all the cool kids keep their Wazoo Juice close and at the ready. ENJOY!!

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    the "Mark Duclos" Special Rewards package:
    Three 12 Oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Three 5 Oz. Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce
    Four 6 Oz. Garlicmash
    One 20 Oz. One Hump Dry Rub
    One 20 Oz. Wild Beaver Rub

    All the cool kids in CA are stocking up. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood when grilling season kicks in.

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    The Ed Suyer Special!

    Twelve 12 oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    Twelve 6 oz. Garlicmash No.4
    Two 20 oz. One Hump Dry Rub. No.2

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    the "Ed Suyer" Special No. 2
    24 6 oz. Garlicamash No. 4
    12 12 oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    2 20 oz. One Hump Dry Rub No. 2

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    the "Margaret Green" Special
    12 6 oz. Garlicmash No. 4
    12 12 oz. "Free Range" Jalapenomash
    2 5 oz. Wazoo Juice Hot Sauce
    2 5 oz. One Hump Dry Rub
    2 5 oz. Wild Beaver Rub

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    Folks that choose this option will receive 12 units each of Garlicmash, "Free Range" Jalapenomash, Wazoo Juice, One Hump Dry Rub, Wild Beaver Rub AND (limited to FIRST 10 donors within a 60 mile radius of Worcester, MA) I will come to your house and cook a dinner featuring the products including appetizers and an entree for you (on a date that is mutually agreeable) and ten of your closest friends.

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    Folks that choose this option will receive 24 units each of Garlicmash, "Free Range" Jalapenomash, Wazoo Juice, One Hump Dry Rub, Wild Beaver Rub AND (limited to FIRST 10 donors within a 60 mile radius of Worcester, MA) I will come to your house and cook a suckling pig for you (on a date that is mutually agreeable) and twenty of your closest friends, supply you with a pony keg of locally brewed malt beverage and we just might get Grade “A” Fancy to perform a set of raucous musical mayhem for you as well.

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