A neon pink DDP hat with "DDP" written under the brim (you see it when you flip it up). They are 100% nylon and feature the coveted “rope above the brim”. They are adjustable- one size fits all. Except pinheads. (Can be autographed by T&G upon request).
An autographed+uncensored DDP Party DVD containing over two hours of the best Party Videos. Includes every DDP video, The Red Suit Diaries, The Boombox Diaries, Party Safari 2010 and MORE! (ONLY AVAILABLE HERE!)
A DDP "Jammypack" - the greatest invention since the boombox itself! The Jammypack is a combo stereo/fannypack that plays tunes from your ipod. Google "Jammypack.com" to check them out! (this is cheaper than the retail price)
The mini megaphones used by our Elite Banana Task Force for crowd control and annoyance. Take them wherever you want to be loud and obnoxious and/or pump people up. They are pretty solid and pretty serious and also blast the "Ole Ole Ole Ole" song. They have "DDP" stickers on both sides. FIVE WATTS OF POWER!
Tom and Gary will double date you and a friend. We will show you all our favorite stuff in Vancouver all day and dine at choice establishments and then Party all night. We may let you Cop A Feel. It will be very special and very meaningful.
Tom and Gary and their Elite Banana Task Force will deliver you a DDP anywhere in the USA. ACTUAL COST WILL PROBABLY BE HIGHER- 10,000 is the Kickstarter limit. Please email us beforehand to determine the final cost. (also nowhere illegal or really deadly. Location subject to approval :)