Dear Butt Lover,
I'm Jia from Philadelphia and all my life, I have appreciated the simple and natural beauty of butts. I've always imagined a world with more butts. More to admire, more to cuddle with and more to tenderly take care of. That's the world I want to live in but it was just a dream...
One hot night in Singapore, I was having trouble sleeping in my hotel room. I asked myself: what could ease my mind and give me peace? The answer was clear and simple... My woman's butt in and around my face and I'd go to sleep like a baby. And so the age of booty had arrived and the world would never be the same again...
THE BUTTRESS PILLOW
Introducing: The Buttress Pillow. A soft, ergonomic, functional and all-natural pillow in the form of a big and beautiful Butt. She's for all kinds of sleepers, squeezers, slappers and face-buriers. Our patented design features separate, flexible thighs to gently cradle the head, our 100% premium natural latex interior, silky inner lining and yoga-pant outer cover. It is the most unique and comfortable pillow in the world and it just happens to be in the shape of a butt which makes it even BETTER. Certainly a major scientific leap for humanity.
Last year, we funded the The Buttress Pillow, the world's first true butt pillow for more than $56,000 on Kickstarter and Indiegogo with all orders fulfilled. We went on to sell more than 5000 butts all over the world and have earned a 4.9-star rating on Facebook, 4.6-star rating on Amazon, 10,000 emails subscribers and 10,000 followers on Facebook and Instagram. People love our pillow not just because it's funny and makes a great gift, but also because of the pure comfort and usability of it. Our customers would often reach out and let us know how much they loved coming home after a long, stressful day to their Buttresses waiting on their beds. Or waking up right after a great night of booty sleep to these gentle, soft slopes. Or how much our pillow, adorned with their loved ones undies and perfume, comforted them when they were far away or deployed abroad. I personally sleep on 4 of them all along my headboard so I can roll around on them. It's the best sleep I ever had and thousands of our customers along with reviewers all over the web agree.
As much as we would like to, we cannot take all the credit for this. Butts, like the perfect patterns on a butterfly's wings, the spiraling intricacy of a shell or the other unexplainable beauties of the universe, are a naturally occurring and wonderful phenomenon. We just refined it and made it accessible to everyone in the world.
DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT BOOTY
Behind our great product is a grand philosophy, rooted in passion, love and nature. Butts, to us, are not meant to be taboo or over-sexualized. We see them in popular kids movies like 'Minions' and cute videos of corgis. They are a natural and wonderful part of us that we should love and appreciate. Butts are universal. Their wonder and grace crosses race, gender, country, religion and even species. We can't help but love them and therefore, each other. We celebrate both the diversity and unity of humanity through our beautiful, 100% natural, biodegradable and enviro-friendly Buttress Pillow.
Since the dawn of time, butts have been a catalyst to companionship, love and life. Those gentle, soft curves, so warm and inviting have long been on our minds. In our modern age, our love of butts has never been stronger. With the advent of Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj, Butt Lovers are asking for more... something thicker, fatter and more bootylicious. Today, we are proud to answer the call of booty...
THE OMG LOOK AT THAT BUTTRESS PILLOW
Introducing the OMG Look at That Buttress Pillow. This new model is twice the mass of the original, weighing 8 lbs with 20 inches x 20 inches x 10 inches of booty to give maximum peace, happiness and child-like giddiness. Feel your stress and anxiety melt away as you sink into her 'sweet spot' between these enormous, soft cheeks and thighs. Get the greatest booty sleep of your life in the comfort of her embrace. The OMG will have the same silky smooth inner lining, 100% natural and ergonomic material and custom fitted yoga-pant cover. We have proven the concept of the original Buttress Pillow. Today, we are reaching for the next, even more bootyful level.
We need at least $10,000 to create the new molds and you can help us get the OMG size out by the start of 2020 and surprise the world once again with the magic of the Buttress Pillow. For your reward, you will be able to choose from our 3 starter colors: tan skin-tone, charcoal and purple. You will also receive the complete 1st Edition OMG Butt Box Set at 33-50% off which includes:
- The OMG Buttress Pillow
- The OMG Easy-wash Yoga-pant cover
- 1x OMG Spandex Undies
- 2x Mini-butt Keychains
- 2x Official Butt sticker
- 1x Golden Booty Ticket
- 1x Care and use kit
- 1x Signed Authenticity Postcard
You will also be welcomed into the Original Butt Lovers Club as a VIP for life and will receive exclusive news and deals on all future products that we produce from our Bootyque including:
- Limited edition special design covers
- BP spandex undies
- Golden Booty Tickets
- All future ass-essories
Through our experience with funding, testing, manufacturing, and delivering our Original Double Bubble model, we have perfected the butt pillow formula, as proven by our reviews around the web and our customer feedback. Our silky inner lining, the perfect softness for support and comfort, the perfectly fit yoga-pant cover and our patented design all work together to create the ultimate pillow. We will use the same formula for the OMG model and bring you something that you can proudly say: "This is my pillow!"
The Future of the Buttress Pillow
After the creation of our new, massive Buttress Pillow OMG model, we will be going after celebrity butts, custom butts, male butts and the whispered of Bed of Butts. We believe that everyone deserves a little bit more booty in our lives. The mission of the Butt Bringers is to make the world a much more Bootyful place because c'mon... It's about time for some Booty sleep.
We create our pillows 100% naturally and ethically because we care about butt lovers and this whole butt loving world. The end goal is to give back and use butts as a symbol and instrument to make real, positive change. Wouldn't that be the day... when something as simple, beautiful and natural as butts can help save the world.
20,000 Mark: Kickstarter only custom cover
If we can reach $20,000 in Kickstarter funding, we will be releasing one limited edition Kickstarter cover and offering it to all backers as a free upgrade to our standard colors. Our art team is currently working on 3 designs that will be revealed at campaigns end so that our noble backers can choose one of them to be the official Kickstarter only limited edition cover.
30,000 Mark: Single with Sir Mix-a-lot
If we reach $30,000, we will be seeking out the butt man himself, Sir Mix-a-Lot and offer him money and butts. We will create the most Bootylicious, bad-ass single to be the anthem of the Buttress Pillow. All backers will be sent the digital track for free and be honored in the song itself as it tops the charts.
50,000 Mark: Butt Hot Air Balloon Rides
Okay... okay... so this has been brewing in our crazy heads for a while now. A hot air balloon (safety inspected of course) in the shape of a huge Butt! We will fly it with a licensed pilot around the country stopping in selected parts at scheduled times to give away goodies and pick up nearby backers and give them a ride on our giant booty.
Here at the Buttress Pillow, we don't want to just offer you an extra keychain, or a coupon as our stretch goals. We want you to join us to do something epic, ground shaking and world changing. We promise that we are 100% serious about these goals and will do everything we can to make them happen. Join our revolution of the butt and we will unlock a future where peace, happiness and booty are accessible to everyone.
Thank you to all our backers, customers and fans. Without you, our dream of a much more Bootyful world would not be possible. We have together created something truly wonderful and we will continue to be THE purveyors of fine butts, focusing on serving Butt Lovers around the world and creating the most unique and comfortable pillow in the world.
Butts for all,
Risks and challenges
We have successfully funded a Kickstarter Campaign, created and patented our design for the ODB, manufactured, transported and fulfilled successfully. We definitely learned a lot on the way and are ready to create our newest model. We will keep our backers informed every step of the way just like our previous campaign. The Butt Bringers are devoted to 100% quality and the satisfaction of our customers. So let's bring the long awaited OMG model into this world for the first time!Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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