Okay! So, maybe I lied about that thing where I wouldn't bug you guys too much through this thing. But technically this one is ALL YOUR FAULT. So, let's talk a bit about the stretch goals you very rudely blasted straight through while I was on airplanes today.
$25,000 FUNDED - Remain Calm Trust In Science bonus print
Did you select a tier that gets you any physical reward? Guess what, you're getting this guy for for free along with the other bonuses! Say whut?!
$30,000 FUNDED - Tesladyne Employee Certificate
Yet another free bonus reward for everyone getting at least one physical item mailed to them. This is a handsome diploma commemorating your completion of all Tesladyne training. Suitable for framing if you're a giant nerd. P.S. I am totally stealing one of these to frame for my office. Keep that on the DL.
$40,000 Digital Wallpapers for EVERYONE - Y'know the posters we're offering? You get 'em in digital format! This bonus will be available to ALL BACKERS. The files will be suitable for all digital desktop computing machines with video output. Sorry, ENIAC users, you get squat.
$45,000 More pens! - All backers with a physical reward will now get them fancy custom Tesladyne pens too! What's that? Your tier already included some of those pens? You get custom Tesladyne sticky notes just like they use at the real Tesladyne! Or would use! If it weren't fictional! Because it's just a comic book! Sorry.
$50,000 and beyond LOCKED - I'm holding these stretch goals hostage and you can't make me reveal anything about them. For example: I will not even hint that we start upgrading all the Tesladyne Field Guides starting at $50,000.