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That's right, WeenBags! The Meatmen are hitting the studio with a slew of all new Meaty originals, and a fresh new US tour in 2014!

That's right, I've been entertaining your sorry asses for over 30 years, and now it's time for YOU to become a part of Meat History!

After 18 years, we embark on our first new platter of Meaty originals - filled with all the Hate Rock Wack you expect from us and then some!!  We have been pouring our black hearts and hate-filled souls into the process, and this masterwork is gonna set the Punk Rock planet ablaze! Nobody is safe, as I lay the verbal wood to all-new targets left and right!  And these 3 Henchman backing me up are the real deal!   We are calling upon you, the loyal Meatheads to get off your wheelchair butts and be part of the creative process!

Every single penny you invest is going back into the band, and nothing in our pockets.  Any amount that exceeds our target goal of $5000 will be invested into the band to give YOU a girthier, meatier experience.  New props?  Check.  New costumes?  Fuck yeah.  New Van?   Yeah, maybe if Sugar Daddy Lucifer himself kicks in some loot.  Any donation of $50 or greater will have your name included in the liner notes of the new album!

After being on the road for the last few years, we've heeded your call for a new album!  For over 30 years, Good ol' Uncle Tesco has accrued a belly full of vitriol and a lyrical prowess to lay waste to all those in his path!    Fuck all this pussy shit, masquerading as musclehead these days.  The Meatmen are back, and with your help we'll be haulin' a big sack o' piss n' vinegar - in the waxy form of a new album!  Don't miss out -- Weenbags!


Song titles include...

  • Dinosaur
  • I'm Gonna Fuck You Up
  • Kill Kunt Koulter
  • The Dwarves are the 2nd Greatest Band in the World... after the Meatmen.
  • 12 Soft
  • Anna-Moose
  • Pork Chop and a .22
  • Wizards of the Oblivion
  • It's Amateur Night @ Uncle Buck's Bikini Club
  • plus... more songs, hilarious skits, special guest appearances... and more!
CD Package
CD Package
Tesco Vee's Briefcase - Exterior
Tesco Vee's Briefcase - Exterior
Tesco Vee's Briefcase - Contents
Tesco Vee's Briefcase - Contents
Sealed Presspop edition with zines displayed for photo purposes
Sealed Presspop edition with zines displayed for photo purposes
Vinyl Package
Vinyl Package

Look, this new Meatmen platter is going to happen whether you invest in it or not, but in this case we're looking to go above and beyond all expectations to pay homage to your loyalty through all the years.  That's why we need your help.  Please toss in a few duckets and make an investment on some good-time hate rock for years and years to come.  TAKE IT EASE!

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As of right now, the album is about 75% written, but we still have some serious work to do. We intend on getting into the studio as quickly as possible and laying down these tracks, but our intention is to make the best quality Meatmen album to date, so please be patient.

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