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   ARMY OF DORKNESS ENLISTMENT!

   EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS! Also, you get the DORK TOWER song MP3 (by the Great Luke Ski), and a thank you PDF.

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS BASIC TRAINING!

   THE TAO OF IGOR PDF, plus the Dork Tower song MP3, and the thank you PDF!

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS BUCK PRIVATE

   TAO OF IGOR TRADE PAPERBACK, a Kickstarter-exclusive bookmark, plus the Tao of Igor PDF, the Dork Tower song MP3, and the thank you PDF!

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS PRIVATE

   TAO OF IGOR TRADE PAPERBACK, plus The Tao of Igor PDF, the Dork Tower song MP3, and the thank you PDF! And a bookmark plus a 9x12 print of the Tao of Igor cover art

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS MESS HALL (Retailer)

   RETAILERS ONLY. Three copies of the Tao of Igor trade paperback and one PDF copy, plus three promo packs with in-store giveaways and promo material, including Tao of Igor bookmark. For information about different quantities, message us on Kickstarter. Proof of retailer status will be required before shipping.

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS CORPORAL

   Tao of Igor trade paperback, with signed and sketched bookplate by John, plus everything from the Private level.

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS STAFF SERGEANT

   TAO OF IGOR HARDCOVER, a Kickstarter-exclusive bookmark, a signed and sketched bookplate plus the Tao of Igor PDF, the Dork Tower song MP3, and the thank you PDF!

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS MESS HALL II (Retailer)

   RETAILERS ONLY. Six copies of the Tao of Igor trade paperback and one PDF copy, plus six promo packs of store giveaways and promo material, including bookmarks and stickers. Plus one signed and sketched bookplate. For information about different quantities, message us on Kickstarter. Proof of retailer status will be required before shipping.

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   ARMY OF DORKNESS SERGEANT

   You came, you backed, now you get the shirt! A t-shirt featuring the cover art for Tao of Igor, a signed and sketched bookplate by John, plus everything from the PRIVATE level.

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    ARMY OF DORKNESS MASTER SERGEANT

    Kickstarter exclusive hardcover edition of Tao of Igor, a 9x12 print of the cover art from the hardcover, a signed and sketched bookplate PLUS everything included in the Corporal level.

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    ARMY OF DORKNESS ELECTRONICS EXPERT

    The Tao of Igor PDF, plus all nine previous Dork Tower collections in PDF form. Everything Dorky at your electronic beck and call!

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    ARMY OF DORKNESS ELECTRONICS SPECIALIST

    The Tao of Igor PDF, plus all nine previous Dork Tower collections in PDF form. PLUS Dr. Blink: Superhero Shrink collection PDF, SnapDragons collection PDF, and all three Wild Life collections PDFs. Everything John's created at your electronic beck and call!

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    ARMY OF DORKNESS CAPTAIN

    All nine previous Dork Tower collections in PDF form, PLUS Dr. Blink: Superhero Shrink collection PDF, SnapDragons collection PDF, and all three Wild Life collections PDFs plus everything from the PRIVATE level.

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    • PDF Thank You Card
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    ARMY OF DORKNESS ARCHIVIST

    So. Many. PDFs. The Tao of Igor PDF, plus all nine previous Dork Tower collections in PDF form. Dr. Blink: Superhero Shrink collection PDF, SnapDragons collection PDF, and all three Wild Life collections PDFs. AND all 36 individual Dork Tower issues in PDF form. You will be the completest of completists!

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    ARMY OF DORKNESS MAJOR

    Kickstarter exclusive hardcover edition of Tao of Igor, a 9x12 print of the cover art from the hardcover, a signed and sketched bookplate PLUS everything included in the Captain level.

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    • PDF Thank You Card
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    ARMY OF DORKNESS GENERAL (One Star)

    An original page of art from the Tao of Igor, chosen by John, the Tao of Igor trade paperback, a personal thank you card from John plus everything from the SERGEANT level. (Note: Dork Tower comic pages have never been sold before so you'd get some pretty rare swag!)

    Includes:

    • PDF Thank You Card
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    • Bookmark
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    ARMY OF DORKNESS GENERAL (Three star)

    Original cover art from Tao of Igor! Physical copy of Tao of Igor, a personal thank you card from John plus everything from the SERGEANT level. PLUS all the PDFs available in ARCHIVIST level.

    Includes:

    • PDF Thank You Card
    • Dork Tower Song by the Great Luke Ski MP3
    • Tao of Igor PDF
    • Tao of Igor paperback
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    • Bookmark
    • 9x12 print of Tao cover art
    • 9x12 print of Tao Hardcover cover art
    • 2× One signed and sketched bookplate
    • Tao of Igor cover art tshirt
    • Dork Tower Vol 1 to 9 PDF editions
    • Dr Blink, Snapdragons and Wild Life PDFs
    • PDF copies of all 36 individual issues of Dork Tower
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    ARMY OF DORKNESS GENERAL (Four star)

    Original cover art from the hardcover edition of Tao of Igor! Physical copy of Tao of Igor, a personal thank you card from John plus everything from the SERGEANT level. PLUS all the PDFs available in ARCHIVIST level.

    Includes:

    • PDF Thank You Card
    • Dork Tower Song by the Great Luke Ski MP3
    • Tao of Igor PDF
    • Tao of Igor paperback
    • Bookmark
    • 9x12 print of Tao cover art
    • 2× One signed and sketched bookplate
    • Tao of Igor cover art tshirt
    • Dork Tower Vol 1 to 9 PDF editions
    • Dr Blink, Snapdragons and Wild Life PDFs
    • PDF copies of all 36 individual issues of Dork Tower
    • Personal, hand written thank you card from John
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    ARMY OF DORKNESS GENERAL (Five star)

    Appear in the Tao of Igor - there are four spaces left to add characters in scenes of the Tao of Igor, and one of them could be you, or someone you love! Plus the Tao of Igor trade paperback, signed print of the scene, a personal thank you card from John and everything from the SERGEANT level. PLUS all the PDFs available in ARCHIVIST level.

    Includes:

    • PDF Thank You Card
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    • Tao of Igor PDF
    • Tao of Igor paperback
    • Bookmark
    • 9x12 print of Tao cover art
    • One signed and sketched bookplate
    • Tao of Igor cover art tshirt
    • Dork Tower Vol 1 to 9 PDF editions
    • Dr Blink, Snapdragons and Wild Life PDFs
    • PDF copies of all 36 individual issues of Dork Tower
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