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Update #17

ToG Approacheth - We're at MaGFest!!


Mystical greetings ToGsters,

The Yuletide rumors are true: Tales of Game's is attending MaGFest, the Music and Games Festival in National Harbor, Maryland, from January 2nd (today!) to the 5th (Sunday!). We'll have a playable demo for you to destroy and Gortarius, the mysterious Tales of Game's wizard, will also be attending. Gortarius, whose wit and wisdom entertain almost nobody, will be guiding wayward ToGsters through the Barkley 2 character creation process, a journey the likes of which you'll immediately regret. So come to MaGFest, treat yourself to some music&gaming festivities, check out the Barkley 2 booth and let US edutain YOU.

Feliz Navigames,

The Tales of Game's Badboyz

Update #16

How we did in a year, how we're doing, why we're so slow.

Greetings ToGverse,

So we have some new updates on Barkley 2, and where things are heading. There is a lot of info in here so I’m going to skip the formalities and hit this H.A.R.D.

We’re pushing the game’s release date by a healthy margin.

I know … shocker! When it all boils down though, I think we should blame all of you, the backers. Yeah that’s right, I said it! The reason is we are about where we would have been development-wise if we had made a $35k game. But instead, we’ve spent a little more money, and have only about one-half of a $100k game. Meaning since our Kickstarter had such great success, we’ve expanded Barkley 2 in considerably huge ways.

I would say the game has tripled in size overall from our original idea and we are loving how this bad boy is going to turn out. We think the direction that we’ve locked in on is going to blow some pants off … not our pants though, we honor our Stretch Goals. This, however, has brought us to the current concern were facing in development: keeping the game this size. We’ve seen too many times projects pursue grand schemes regarding its scope and depth, only to fall short or even completely. We are being very careful to avoid this. By moving methodically, we’re making sure what we work on FOR the game is definitely on the road to what we want to be IN the game.

We have, for the most part, avoided the enticing pitfalls that come with indie game development: intricate concept art that doesn’t benefit the game, overly involved and produced sequences that distract from development, or fancy but wasteful, one-use effects. We’ve been focusing on design, code, and the basics; balancing and justifying each prototype on paper before we work it into the game. It’s taken a LOT longer than we’d hoped, but possibly just as long as is necessary. I think I’d be the first to admit that while we ToGsters collectively know how to make a game, releasing a game at the magnitude of Barkley 2 is a feat we haven’t attempted yet and are still learning the ropes for sure.

We’ve made a few swaps in personnel as well, with some of our coders moving on to real jobs and some diminishing their roles in one way or another. But that has not come before we have a rather large portion of the systems of B2 already in place; which is going to save us in the coming months. We are now moving into a more content-oriented stage of development and are actually looking for another coder! This person would be working on lightening the load of creating all the actual content in the game. This means effects, special AI maneuvers, and specific set-pieces, also called “all the fun stuff.” There is a lot of it too. (Skip the rest of this nonsense if you are or know someone who’s interested and head down to the bottom of this update for more info.)

What We Have Done Recently

We have our first example of the fully realized gun’s fuser up and running. As of this moment, it mixes 23 gun’stypes, 80 materials, and a combination of over 100 prefixes and suffixes (think Diablo 2) and by doing so yields a total of just over 72 million permutations. That’s probably enough but we’re not done just yet and that count will definitely be changing by development’s end.

Now what do all of these do? Welll that is mostly a secret, but here is a little breakdown of the part’s of a gun.

  • Gun’stypes: This is your Shotgun, your Hunting Rifle, and your Flintlock Pistol. Types determines the behavior of the gun: how it shoots how often, what range and what power. Standard stuff, no doubt, but we’re also adding Flare Gun’s, Beam Weapons, even a Mitrailleuse. More gun’s than you can shake your gun’s at. 
Molto Gun's Sprites
Molto Gun's Sprites
  • Materials: These represent the makeup of the weapon and modify performance as well as special attack attributes. That Copper Shotgun not fast enough? Try fusing for a blaster made of Brass … but how do you get there? Later on, start working towards a Mercury gun, or lighten your weapon altogether by making it Paper. 
  • Affixes: Gun’s can be bred to have a vast array of affixes and this is where the real strategy of Barkley 2 lies. Using an affix that can lower the Might of an enemy that has heavy equipment will slow the enemy’s movement speed as well. It’s the player’s choice on how that can work with his or her arsenal. You could have a gun with two affixes that both lower effective Might and then fires a foul pool of BIO-damaging sludge at its feet. With the low Might the enemy can no longer move, and cooks away in your corrosive trap! There will be various Prefixes and Suffixes that can be inherited by a gun and are read the same way as in Diablo II. The gun I just pulled up on a random drop: Flooding Firewalling Muscle Musket of the Beekeeper.

As you may have seen on our twitter, toadstone just finished a new Swamp Tileset and it is bonkerz good. The Swamps is the newest area we’ve been working on, and has been revamped with a totally new look compared to the one we used for our Indie MegaBooth trailer. This area will feature some unique combat compared with the rest of the game. Everything in the Swamps is built to kill, more than just fight. That means you’ll be facing a lot of enemies that you can’t actually defeat. Mosquitos pester you until you let them gain in number; at which point they could fly off with your very life essence. Beware the Werecrocs that swim just below the bog’s surface; you cannot hit them as they advance.

Toadstone's Newest Masterpiece
Toadstone's Newest Masterpiece


In humongous news, last week, the GZ STORM, aka Doug Beach, aka Jesse Ceranowicz, aka Dave Sand, aka Dig Bench completed a month-long residency here at ToGcentral. As you all know since you have his poster above your bed or child’s crib, we’ll spare you his Legendary Tale as the lost ToGster who singlehandedly created the GameMaker Version of Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

We had ourselves a grand time and after team building exercises were completed, he set to work on fixing up some crucial spots of Barkley that needed his own brand of coding salve to properly mend. He capped off the Quick Menu, which will give you the ability to swap back and forth between your gun’s and also manage your inventory and abilities. After helping us complete the gun’s fuser mentioned above, he also put in the basis for the Zaubers. These offer Zaubermancy as a supplement to your gun’s arsenal and are used to change the field of battle in many ways. We’ve been playing with gravity and time as two of the uses to Zaubers and we want them to be more indirect forms of combat, yielding to your gun’s to actually deal out those D-M-Gs.

Be sure to head over to and see what the legend actually makes on his own time, be sure to play the Potato Adventure games.

ToGsterz in Armz
ToGsterz in Armz

We’re already working on the next time he can come down from his cold throne in the Great White North to add more fuel to the Vidcon Revolution.

Where we are going from here:

As I mentioned above, we are looking for someone who’s well-versed in GameMaker who can help with adding all the various code-heavy effects and enemy AI states that the game needs. If you have a resume or a poem or something to let us know that you want to join the Vidcon Revolution, send it over to We have a budget to pay as well, but definitely looking for someone who has the time and the G.U.M.P.T.I.O.N. to help us from now till the game is released.

From there, we’re moving in to high gear on content creation. We have been pretty short on updates this past year, and that’s going to be a lot easier to change now that we are generating some of the more visual content that is indicative of the game itself.

You’ll start to see more videos popping up too. We want to show you how Zaubers are looking hopefully from their inception, maybe a peek at the gun’s fuser and all the different affixes that’ll start getting polish pretty soon.

Also we’re remaking the Wasteland Tileset to match the palette, quality and range of the Sewers and Swamps and also branching out into the Mines and the Mountain Pass, both new areas.

One thing we’ve been slacking on pretty strongly are BOSS BATTLES. We hope to have one of our myriad ideas as a prototype soon!

We hope you stay tuned!

One more thing:

MAGfest 2014 is coming up in less than a month and us ToGsters are just 25 minutes from where the convention takes place.  We went last year and had a hecka good time, so this year we applied to show off the game and our heralded Wizard Booth and we approved!  So if you happen to be heading to National Harbor, MD on January 2nd, come by and see us.  We'll post more updates about it later, along with a video of what you'll expect to see in the new demo build.

Update #15

Music + Extra Life Charity Drive


Mystical greetings,

Things at Tales of Game's are going strong as always! The content dudes are 100% working on the Wasteland, an area and town located outside of Tir na Nog, populating it with characters, quests and interesting things for the player to explore. Things are progressing well and we're pretty satisfied with what we've made so far! We've also been making big progress on some of the game's mechanical systems like zaubers, classes and our dynamic meme generator (only two of those are real, guess which ones). The big news at Tales of Game's HQ is that GZ, the programmer on the original Barkley, is staying with us for the rest of the month and working on some of the game's more interesting systems like gun'sfusion and DwarfNET. Check out GZ's website at and Buy Everything.

We've also done a couple great podcasts with some c00l dudes recently. If you've got the time to listen to us talk about our game for hours on end (you totally do), definitely check the Dunk City Barkley interview and our Two Dash Stash interview.

When I asked if Hundley had anything he wanted to include in the update, he said "just tell them your ace writer just played persona 4 and has decided to turn barkley 2 into a high school/dating simulation." Be prepared.

Extra Life Charity Stream

On November 2nd (tomorrow!!), we'll be streaming ourselves playing wretched vidcons as part of the Indie Megabooth's Extra Life charity stream, a fundraiser for the Children's Miracle Network that helps raise money for hospitals across the US and Canada. We're scheduled to play games at three different times - Wartune at 6:00 PM, Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 at 12:00 AM on Sunday and Barkley 2 at 4:00 AM, so tune in for the hootenanny of a lifetime, possibly an era.

Check out the full schedule at the official Indie Megabooth page here and cancel all your Saturday night plans. If you're feeling especially generous, you can make us look REALLY good by donating to our drive early at this here link.

Chef's Turgid Dirges

We've been keeping you up to date on the game's progress, but one thing we haven't really talked too much about is music. Barkley 2 currently has about 20-25 complete songs and about 50-70 songs that are in progress. I don't get to spend a lot of time working on music because I'm also doing writing and design, but I do give it my spare time and it's something I care a lot about. In fact, I'm pretty obsessive about it.

I've put together a video of songs sitting around in my idea folder, songs that are anywhere from 1-50% complete. These songs obviously all require a lot of work and represent ideas or things I'd like to do; some are just musical phrases I've written down so I don't forget them and others are somewhat more complete thoughts. They all need a LOT of work, some are unbelievably bad, they all need new instruments and they may or may not actually appear in the finished game, but I thought it would be neat to show you some of the stuff I've got kicking around in my head. Think of this as looking in an artist's sketchbook and seeing all of the stupid, incomplete crap that either turns into something good later on or dies f.o.r.e.v.e.r.

 In a couple months, I'll make a second video to show where these songs have gone.

Remember, these are all just weird ideas, none of them are even close to finished! Here are a couple finished songs to compare them to -

 Thanks for listening and be sure to let me know how bad they are and how much you hate them!

Update #14

Barkley 2 is part of the PAX Prime Indie MegaBooth

Mystical Greetings,

So we had promised big news mid-August and we have just that. We're going to PAX Prime in two weeks to be part of the awe-inspiring Indie MegaBooth!

That truck haul of bonkers nonsense above is going to be exhibited along with over 83 games from 78 developers. And how!

You can check out more information about Barkley 2 here on the IMB site.

If any of you kiddos are going to be in Seattle for PAX Prime from August 30th to September 2nd, send us a message or swing by Booth 867.  Surprises abound.

Everyone also let us know what you think about the video!  In an update very soon we'll walk through the video and let you know what's going on in detail.

Semper Games,

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Update #13

Barkley 2 is coming out for Linux


Mamma Mia!

So even though we haven't been updating, we definitely have been working!  And one of the biggest things we've done is upgrade our development engine to GameMaker:Studio.

It's gonna help with a lot of things, especially speed.  There is actually quite a lot going on in Barkley 2 and the new engine will make a lot of systems run hecka faster.

Also!  GM:S allows us to export the game in a variety of different formats, so we are announcing that Barkley 2 is going to be available on Ubuntu Linux as well as PC and Mac AT LAUNCH.

Everyone who pledged at any time in our Kickstarter campaign will be able to opt for the Ubuntu build.  All three will be available to you.  (NOTE: we say Ubuntu because that is the only OS that is officially supported by GameMaker but chances are it runs with most Linux OSes.  Also, if you are running Linux you should probably know how to get it running on your own, so stop whining.)

We know you guys and gals want more info about the game, and we promise it's coming!  We want to not only keep you guys updated but also really knock your socks off with the content we've been adding.  We're right on the verge of dropping some serious vidcon knowledge.

Semper Games,


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