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All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Mon, October 7 2019 9:17 PM UTC +00:00.

Critical (S)hit! Diarrhea Dice

d20 and polyhedral dice sets designed after and engraved with poop! For gaming, dungeons and dragons, collectors, rpgs, gifts, and more

Critical (S)hit! Diarrhea Dice

d20 and polyhedral dice sets designed after and engraved with poop! For gaming, dungeons and dragons, collectors, rpgs, gifts, and more

CA$ 3,749
pledged of CA$ 22,000pledged of CA$ 22,000 goal
67
backers
16days to go

All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Mon, October 7 2019 9:17 PM UTC +00:00.

About

Hello everyone! Welcome to our third Kickstarter! This one's full of crap!

We have seen that many people love the poop emoji and its various forms, so we figured it would be pretty awesome to put a big old piece of poo right on the 20 side of a d20. So that is what we aim to just do! Try to get the funding to make some crappy dice! We also decided that these dice could be extra shitty by adding a whole bunch of poop inspired colors on sets of polyhedral dice based on all the sorts of poop out there. Perhaps you've encountered some of this shit yourself. We're really down to earth, so we had to be real about it but still had to pull off a way to make the dice look cute. You've got your everyday poop, diarrhea, corn infested, and others! 

Hopefully none of you are too disgusted by the idea of these dice  - We know there were times when we felt sick (and funny) when designing them because much research and many references were needed (gross). It really was not easy to do, but luckily we had some help from a fine designer based out of Diving Hippo Studio (another Canadian association) who helped us survive the process of getting these dice designed. We pulled through, and now they're here on Kickstarter for you all to pledge for! These dice, if funded, are not going to be only full of humor and silliness, but also look great! They'll be the real shit! One of a kind!  

Oh, did we mention that we also want to make some pretty crappy pins and a dice bag for you too? One of them is very nice - for your friends to get you rolling when you game. The other one is for you gamers out there that just want the world to lose. Suck it, losers! Finally, sometimes we've all got crap in life or in the middle of a DnD game where you just need to pull out a dice bag full of attitude. We'd love to make you some golden bags that you can flaunt off in your games! 

Finally, we have some related creations for you all to add on if you wish. We've designed a dice tray cut out in the shape of poop so you can roll your crappy dice on them if you so desire! We also had the lads down at Galaxy Gaming Gear design a wicked looking toilet dice tower if you wish to add it to your pledge. This way you can get your crappy dice totally flushed when you're gaming, since you probably always roll 1's and miss the enemy all the time, anyways! May as well send them down the drain! 

So! Without further ado let us observe the pieces of crap we've designed for you! 

In our Kickstarter campaign we are offering four basic pledges. There are six dice sets to choose from. On top of these pledges we have some great free gifts we are including with every pledge option! 

Here are the six types of dice sets you can choose from for your pledge rewards! 

Free Gifts!

Anyone who pledges for at least one set gets to choose a free pin! We've create two types of pins - a rude one to give to your opponents when they lose to you, or one that you can share with your friends! Or you can be selfish and keep them all for yourself! We've also created a golden crap bag full of rude dude attitude.  

If you pledge for one set of dice you can choose one of the following pins. If you pledge for two sets of dice, you get both pins. If you pledge for three sets of dice, you get both pins and the dice bag! 

Bags Dimensions: Approx 14 x 10 cm.

But wait! There's more!

We know how awesome it is when you roll that natural 20 in your role-playing games and absolutely crush an opponent, leap twenty feet into the air on an agility or acrobatics test, or charm the enemies with the highest resistance to your charisma, so we couldn't resist giving an offer that reflects that. When you pledge for 5 sets of dice we're always assuming you rolled a natural 20 when you place your pledge, so we're giving you the Critical (S)hit deal!

When you pledge for 5 sets, you not only get both pins and the dice bag, we're also throwing in a complete set of dice for you! For free! 

Dice, pins, and bags are great! They are wonderful! But we didn't want to leave these other crazy items out! We want to give you all the crappy deals we possibly can!

So we've got the following add-ons that you can also include. Simply add the values of the add-on items below to your pledge total and we'll be sure to get them to you! 

Poop Dice Tray

We know that sometimes its not proper to throw dice on tables full of miniatures, cards, or other breakables, so we've designed this PU leather dice tray that buttons up, and has two shapes of poop on either side. Now you can roll your crappy dice in a bowl made of out of crap! Perfect combination! 

By adding on $25.00 CAD to your pledge, we will send you the Poop Dice Tray. 

Add $25.00 CAD to your pledge to receive the Poop Dice Tray
Tray dimensions: approx 22Lx20Wx6H cm. Poop stands at about 15 cm tall. Weight approx 200 grams

Due to its rather long shape when unfolded all poop trays will be shipped assembled before boxed. 


Toilet Dice Tower

We thought these diarrhea dice needed something extra epic to go along with them. Thus, with the awesome assistance from the guys at Galaxy Gaming Gear, they were able to forge for us this mighty tool we all know and use in our daily life - The Toilet. 

But not just any toilet! This is a dice tower toilet! These will indeed be fully functional dice towers that are shaped in the image of a toilet. These towers are made out of MDF pieces, will be flat packed in bags, and assembly will be required to put them together. Supplying your own glue for assembly is recommended. 

Please note that the following pictures are of a fully functional prototype. There may be some slight design modifications in the final forms before packaging. The shape, aesthetic, and function of these dice towers will not change however.  

By adding on $50.00 CAD to your pledge, we will send you the Toilet Dice Tower.

Add $50.00 CAD to your pledge to receive the Toilet Dice Tower
When fully built these towers will be approx 17 cm tall, 17 cm long, and 11 cm at widest points.

Galaxy Gaming Gear makes gorgeous terrain pieces, tokens, templates, and more! They are a great Canadian company to work with and they have many amazing pieces to supplement your gaming. Please check their website to see all of their magnificent products: https://www.galaxygaminggear.com/

Pledge Rewards

Regardless of whether you pledge for 1-3 sets or the Critical (S)hit pledge, we are keeping all shipping for our regular pledges at the same levels. We will always choose the most economical, safe, and quickest route to get your pledge rewards to you. For Canadians, shipping includes tracking (all domestic parcels require tracking according to Canada post's regulations) and will be sent via regular or expedited parcel. For American and International backers all pledge rewards will be shipped via Small Packet Air Mail. There is no tracking for this service. 

These are the shipping rates we are offering for this campaign, and the estimated time of delivery once shipped for our pledge rewards. Please note that customs may delay delivery times. We are not responsible for any additional charges incurred by customs. 

1) Canada - $18.00 CAD (Tracked Parcels) - Arrives within 7-10 working days, sometimes less. 

2) USA - $11 CAD (Small Packet Air Mail) - Arrives within 1-2 weeks, sometimes 3.

3) UK/EU - $13.00 CAD (Small Packet Air Mail) - Arrives within 1-4 weeks. 

4) Rest of the world - $15.00 CAD (Small Packet Air Mail) - Arrives within 1-4 weeks. 

Shipping and Add-ons

While shipping is the same for pledge rewards and free gifts, add-on items (Poop Tray and Toilet Tower) can be added without modifying shipping. By increasing your pledge amount for the add-on items you are also adding the amount it costs to ship them. 

Because of the weight and size of the add-ons, those who pledge for these larger items may have changes in their shipping methods. Canadians and American backers will still receive the same shipping services (domestic parcel or small packet air mail). However, UK/EU and Rest of the World addresses will have their add-on items and pledges shipped via International Surface Mail. This is a non-tracked service and can take 8-10 weeks for items to arrive. This is the cheapest option we can offer to backers internationally who want to receive these bigger and heavier add-on items along with their pledge rewards. 

The music in our campaign video is called "Everybody Poops" and is by Audionautix. We absolutely love this song and thought it was perfect for our dice theme here. Everybody Poops by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

Risks and challenges

This is the second time we've done dice, and our third Kickstarter. In each instance we've always felt that time was the biggest risk that hinders our fulfillment of pledge rewards. If there is a lot of interest and many backers we may need more time than we state to fulfill our pledge rewards. We will do our utmost best to work diligently on fulfilling everyone's rewards as soon as possible.

The add on items are brand new to us and may also require time - the dice trays and toilet towers are both items we are having others make for us. We are confident, however, that those working with us to make these add-on items can fulfill what needs to be made on time.

We've successfully funded the past two campaigns, and feel that we can do the third. But this is our largest funding goal yet, so we will have more work cut out for us than the previous two campaigns. We have a good team of packagers, as well as some great companies helping us design our add-ons, so we feel that everything will work out great in the end!

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