Yes Carmafans, we’re excited to announce yet another NEW post-Thanksgiving celebratory retail opportunity day… Brown Thursday!
So, you know how you can currently get a FREE copy of the Carmageddon Max Pack and Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now for owning Carmageddon: Reincarnation on Steam Early Access. Yeah! What a great bundle deal!
Well, as of today, Brown Thursday, that bundle has goddamn GROWN!
You know that slightly whiffy leftover turkey lurking at the back of the fridge that you’d normally avoid, but might end up eating, usually by accident, usually when drunk? Well, that’s kind of what we have for you here… Although you might recall it by its other name: Carmageddon TDR 2000! Yes, this old bird has been given a quick sluice-out and pronounced almost fit for human consumption… Because, in a move that some are calling “Their Daftest Hour”, we heroically managed to hold down our leftover turkey lunch for long enough to get Carmageddon TDR 2000 working and on Steam! So, altogether now… woo!
Now, being completely honest here, it’s well known that 1) Stainless didn’t develop TDR 2000 and 2) just about everyone we know thinks that it’s a bit POO. BUT, there’s no accounting for taste, and some people have actually asked us to release it. And so, just for those poor souls (plus anyone else who enjoys getting a “full package”) we’re more than happy to plop it into your Carma collection. And for the rest of us, well…. Maybe give it a spin every now and then to remind everyone what a GREAT JOB we did on Carmageddon 1 and 2!
So, you wonderful Carma peoples, you will now find that Carmageddon TDR 2000 has been automatically added to your Steam games list and is available to install and, er, enjoy.
*Yes, even you fans who think TDR is the best in the series. We still loves ya, even though you’re WRONG. And MAD! Health Warning!
Please note: Just like that whiffy old turkey, don’t blame us if TDR 2000 consumption is rapidly followed by uncontrollable projectile vomiting and violent diarrhoea!