I got 99 problems...
and a pledge 'aint one.
99 dollars to go!
• That's 99 morning coffees (drive-thru, sans tax) or
• 2 "Employee's of the Month", or
• 1 "Manager", or
• 2/5th's of a "CEO",
• and well, you get the picture.
Actually, No. NO ONE's Gotten their picture in our book yet! Because of this, we've decided to LOWER the reward amount for this narcissistically fantastic prize.
Instead of $500, you can NOW get yourself illustrated in the book for $300!
This reward is one of the most special (and fun!), but more importantly, we don't want anyone to miss out on the opportunity for weird self-centered trivia at cocktail parties.
This is much better than fireworks. It's charity, with REWARDS.