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Jordan BurgettBy Jordan Burgett
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Jordan BurgettBy Jordan Burgett
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About

Sadly, there's no video here in this beautifully large text box for me to gently tug at your heartstrings about the tragic and flawed life of S.G.G., but here's the place I tell you why you're going to want to donate to such an amazingly kind guy. 

1 - Never had anything worth more than $100 in his life

2 - Always wanted to start YouTube

3 - Always inspired by the kindness of others and the creativity of the world, and wants to share his own side of that beauty

4 - Loves the buns out of playing video games with people that are kind and enjoy having fun

Now, that may not seems like much - and it isn't, to be honest - this isn't just a way to raise money to buy a new computer and make money off of YouTube. And sure, while S.G.G. would love to make an income doing something he loves, he most certainly wont try to. This is for his entertainment and the entertainment of the entire YouTube Community. He's sacrificed so much to get this project up and running, and doesn't plan on quitting till it kills him! Or his internet connection, which is currently bad (LOL). He loves people, and while his anxiety may hurt a lot, he loves to have fun and make people into friends. Yes, each and every person here has the chance of being his friend. EVERYONE. Even the haters. He loves having friends.

Back up a bit: Did I just say S.G.G. Archon won't try to make ANY money off of any of this? And that is correct. Archon will do his best to use none of the money for personal gains such as opening a store or buying products that aren't going to be used to make entertainment. That's right - All money will go straight to making this computer a reality so a new person to YouTube can begin his life as an entertainer!

You'd be supporting my friend's dream, one that he's had since such a young age, I'm surprised it stuck with him this long. 

Risks and challenges

There's a couple risks
1 - Arthritis - Yeah, drawing a lot will get to his early onset arthritis, and while that may SUCK, he'd gladly suffer if his dream would come true.
2 - Time - Not everything can be done at once, and so, obviously, there is the issue of time, so don't fret if a reward wasn't given out on a certain day or video, that's just Archon making plans to put you elsewhere.
3 - Too many people - Of course, as with any project ever in the whole wide world, if there are too many people (say, 500+) it may be hard to get to every single person ever, but you can bet Archon will try! Even if his hand literally falls off, he'll do his best!

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    Pledge $5 or more About $5

    So Low!? Wowie! This'll land you straight up in the mentions sections of comments. Your name and possibly even YouTube Channel will be put in the description box of each video for the first 10 videos!

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    A little bit bigger you say? Jeez! People aren't money bags you know! But guess what people get if they donate 10? A straight up video mention - All within the first few videos (Or few hundered ;D)

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    OH LAWDY! $20!??!? Wow! That's alot of money! But the people who donate $20 will get a hand drawn fan-sign by the king of S.G.G. Hisself, Archon :D imagine that!? A terrible artist breaking his wrist for your lovely people!

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    WOAH! That's a huge chunk of cash bro! Like, that's more than... Me counting on my hands! But wait, there's a nice little catch - You'll get to be on S.G.G. Archon's Personal Steam Friends list! And Battle.net, and any other game software of the kind! Just leave a comment when you donate that and He'll jump right on it!

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    Pledge US$ 100 or more About US$ 100

    WAIT WHAT!? $100!? That's like, 50 people times 2! What do you need that much for? Like, WOWEE! That'll land you straight into a lucky spot - Being in ANY Video you want, just ask and if S.G.G. Archon is up and smacking vids together, he'll smack an invite to his game STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE :D imagine, now, being in a video with someone as wacky and goofy as S.G.G.! It'd have to be pretty awesome to warrant $100, right? Well, that's why it says up above that YOU get to pick the game! Along with the addition of being added to his steam and other stuff, you'll get the fansign, the comment and link, AND be in a video over a game of your choice(Providing S.G.G. is capable of getting it or already has it, of course). Gotta go hard for this one? Well, here's the big kicker about 100! S.G.G. will personally thank you for being a big help! And I know he'd do it because he told me he would! And such a low goal!?

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