Day Zero Site Access - For the cheapskates (who we love, of course), here's your early access ticket into Meh. Join us one day before the public launch, and pay for the privilege of helping us see if this new site even works.
BIRD: Limited Kickstarter-Edition Meh.com Fukubukuro - It's our bag, complete with an original comic starring Irk, the Meh troll. And some other terrible, worthless crap. This is your chance to get one without crashing our servers. But you don't want one. Like we said, it's crap.
LATE BIRD: Limited Kickstarter-Edition Meh.com Fukubukuro (see above) - Hello late-risers. We saved some stupid bags for you, complete with a little price gouging. You still don't want one. (Plus Day Zero Access)
One Day of Site Sponsorship (For Personal Use) - You'll get a spot on our site to show off whatever you want. Prank your friends, get engaged, show off your elbow! Money refunded if we hate your ad. (Plus Day Zero Access & a Fukubukuro)
One Day of Site Sponsorship (For Commercial Use) - For the company who has money to throw away, we'll also take it! You'll get a spot on the site to tell whoever shows up about whatever you're selling. Money refunded if we hate your ad. (Plus Day Zero Access & a Fukubukuro)