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Greetings citizens of Hawkemoor!
After the conclusion of the campaign, we disappeared briefly into the WORLD OF ETERNAL AND UNCARING DARKNESS (AKA: rural Ohio. It was quite lovely!)
But now... Read more
Narrative Update #25: Unstable Mana
Shapiro's castle has been destroyed, and Mordak has returned from the WORLD OF ETERNAL AND UNCARING DARKNESS. The Heroes from the Order without Borders are racing to stop him, but... Read more
Narrative Update #24: Shifting Sands (and final stretch goals!)
Finally, all of our heroes have united and are closing in on one of Mordak’s shrines.
Following Gwenavael’s directions, all eight members of the Order without Borders marched out of... Read more
Narrative Update #23: Muscley Spasm!
When last we saw our heroes, they had just survived a devastating comet storm.
Gwenavael clung to the top of the enormous tree, looking out over the forest. Across... Read more
Narrative Update #22: Training Montage!
The last time we saw our heroes, Wugner made a dramatic entrance, and Alyndra exploded Saria the Glamorous. Amos was just glad to be alive.
Amos, Alyndra, and Wugner approached... Read more
Narrative Update #21: Fiery Death from Above!!!
With the arrival of Mordak’s comet storm, what had been a beautiful sunny day in the Kingdom of Hawekmoor, had quickly turned ugly with a 100% chance of fiery death... Read more
Narrative Update #20: Enter the Bard
When last we saw our heroes, Amos had just given Saria the Glamorous a truly righteous dunk, and Alyndra was using the distraction to throw some more fire.
From Alyndra’s... Read more
Narrative Update #19: Need vs. Greed
Still shaking off the effects the dastardly apathy spell, Mari, Loxley, Bjorn and Gwenavael staggered up over the crest of the hill.
The small glen laid out below them was... Read more
Narrative Update #18: The Tome of Righteous Dunks
When last we saw our heroes, Amos and Alyndra had been swept into the depths of a lake by Mordak’s dark magic, and Scrutt was very very dead.
At... Read more
Narrative Update #17: Mordak's Astringent™
Oh boy was Mordak having a rough day!
Just a few hours ago, Mordak had felt a surge of dark power. This could mean only one thing:
A truly heroic... Read more
Narrative Update #16: Gust Van Sant, Hoofed Hero of Hawkemoor!
With the heroes indisposed by a dastardly apathy spell, it’s up to Gust Van Sant to save the day!
Gust Van Sant was just a horse, and didn’t understand the... Read more
Narrative Update #15: Singularity Ethics & More Stretch Goals!
In their flight from the angry goblins, our heroes just got knocked off a mountain by a kamikaze goblin. Roll for falling damage!
Amos, Alyndra and Scrutt landed with a... Read more
Narrative Update #14: A Mountain of Apathy
It had been two days since King Shapiro, first of his name, Uniter of the warring tribes, and overall excellent dude, had died and plunged the kingdom into chaos.
A... Read more
Narrative Update #13: WITNESS ME!!!
The last time we saw Amos, Alyndra, and Scrutt they were fleeing justice at the hands of an irate Goblin War-Band.
Amos and Alynrda tripped and slid down the rocky... Read more
Narrative Update #12: You ARE the law!
When last we saw Gust Van Sant’s party, they were the captives of the Bonemen, and were at the mercy of the rotting “Hand of the Free Market!”
“EVERYONE QUIET!”... Read more
Narrative Update #11: Drop the Bass - And Backer-Submitted Spell winner!
Last time we saw Scrutt, Alyndra, and Amos, they were trapped on top of a mountain, about to get some first-hand experience in the Goblin legal system!
“MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER!”... Read more
Backer-Submitted Minion & Narrative Update #10: The Hand of the Free Market
Uh oh! Looks like Mari, Loxley, Bjorn, and Gwenavael have been detained by the Bonemen! What will our heroes do now?!
After surrendering their weapons, the party was lead through... Read more
Narrative Update #9: The "Artisan"
Well our heroes haven’t found the Elven Dojo yet, so what are they doing up on this mountain? Scrutt seems to be in charge for some reason.
Alyndra looked from... Read more
Narrative Update #8: Finders Keepers
One party of heroes has been taken prisoner by the Bone Men, and the other is now wanted for removal by the Elven Aestheticians, everything is going according to Mordak’s... Read more
Narrative Update #7: The Bone-Vault
The last time we saw Loxely, Bjorn, Mari and Gwenavael, they had been thrown off a mountain and were plummeting toward certain death!
The heroes crashed through the flimsy purple... Read more
Narrative Update #6: The Dread Shank
Yesterday, Mari, Bjorn, Gwenavael, and Loxley were thrown off a mountain by Mordak’s dark magic. But what was going on with Scrutt, Amos, and Alyndra? So glad you asked! It... Read more
Narrative Update #5: A Grim Homecoming
And so it was that fresh after a night of tavern brawling, the venerable Order without Borders set off across the land to find Mordak’s Shrines of Dark Power, just... Read more
Narrative Update #4: The Tina Standard
When last we saw our heroes, Alyndra had been quasi-cured of poison, but a fight began brewing between Bjorn and the Brew-masters of the Wandering Monster tavern…
Loxley, the... Read more
Narrative Update #3: THE WORLD OF ETERNAL AND UNCARING DARKNESS
When last we saw our heroes, they were locked in a textbook tavern standoff. But where is Mordak, the dead King’s most trusted and beloved advisor? Read on to find... Read more
Narrative Update #2: The Dread Cramps!
When last we saw our heroes, they were about to drink some deadly poisoned alcohol, and were in some serious denial about Mordak’s true intentions.
From his earliest days eating... Read more
Backer-Submitted Spell and a Surprise!
A lot has happened since our last update yesterday!
We've unlocked a card quality upgrade for every card in the game, we've unlocked a special map tile for Mordak's manor,... Read more
A new treasure inspired by Loxley's love of stabbing. Don't worry though, anyone who discovers this treasure can use it in the game.
(But don't tell that to... Read more
Gust Van Sant has arrived!
Gust Van Sant! Most average of horses! But first in Gwenavael's heart!
And next up, we've got a quick stretch goal:
It's a unique treasure inspired by Loxley's love... Read more
Livestream with the Saving Throw Show
You wanted to see more gameplay?
Mordak is feeling generous. Check out James playing with the good people from the Saving Throw Show on twitch:
Click here to watch the... Read more
Backer-Submitted Treasure and a shiny box!
By the Great Glistening Lion that was fast!
Now every version of the game will come with Spot UV to highlight Mordak's mighty cosmic powers.
We're also going to start... Read more
Loxley joins the fight!
Loxley is unlocked for both the retail and deluxe versions!
(Though the miniature is exclusive to the deluxe.)
You are Loxley. You have already died once. I’m so sorry. Prevent... Read more
Good King Shapiro is dead!
A grave wind blew through the cobbled streets, clawing at the shutters of the Wandering Monster. Inside the tavern, the air was warm, but the mood was grim. Grief hung... Read more