For your $33 donation you will receive a CD copy of Cloudeater when completed (before the "official" release of the album) , a t-shirt, & your choice of A Tough and Tender Breed, the You Are OK E.P. or Simon the Leper Live at Mud Bay Coffee Company
The beautiful director of our beautiful music videos, Winter Rain, will personally design you an STL-themed pen&ink sketch, an STL-themed poster, or an STL-themed knit or crocheted garment, as well as your choice of CD or digital versions of our past releases.
Simon the Leper will personally decorate a full, twin, queen, or king-sized bed sheet for you to sleep on or hang on the wall of your home or barn. It might say "You Are OK" it might say "Put that cookie down" it might say "it's not a tumor" it probably won't say those things for copyright reasons. You'll also get our three musical releases in your choice of digital or CD copy.
Simon the Leper will personally compose and record an original sexy-smoove r&b song in your honor. We will produce a music video for the song, and if you can make it to the film shoot you can star in the video.
Simon The Leper will take you and your friends out for a night on the town! Or just a cozy cup of coffee and a nice walk or something. Or we can just stay in and watch a film, whatever makes you comfortable on a first date. *DISCLAIMER* FIRST DATE WITH SIMON THE LEPER DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY KISSING, INTERCOURSE, TOUCHING OF THE BUTT, THIGHS, OR GENERAL CROTCH-ULAR AREA (Backers outside of Washington state must pay for travel costs.)
Simon the Leper will hang out with you for a while and then personally compose and record an original song in your honor after having met you. *DISCLAIMER* CHILLAXING WITH SIMON THE LEPER DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY KISSING, INTERCOURSE, TOUCHING OF THE BUTT, THIGHS, OR GENERAL CROTCH-ULAR AREA (Backers outside of Washington state must pay for travel costs.)