We must defend ourselves against the Empire's Death Star! Join the Rebel Alliance! Read more
This project's funding goal was not reached on April 1, 2013.
About this project
Thanks for your support, Rebels! While we didn't meet our funding goal, we soundly beat the amount raised by the Empire for their Death Star! Take THAT, Dark Side :-P
Thanks for the coverage:
On Feb 5, 2013, www.gnut.co.uk, whom we believe to be a subversive tactics unit of the evil Galactic Empire, launched a Kickstarter campaign to crowdsource a Death Star.
At first, we laughed.
When we stopped laughing (because it kind of hurt, how hard we were laughing) we realized that it was an ingenious plot by the Empire to use the power of the people against us!
We can't let this new Death Star go unchallenged, so we're raising funds to form a new Rebel Alliance and construct a fleet of proton torpedo armed X-Wing fighters to take down this new Death Star.
If George Lucas produced Star Wars IV, A New Hope, for $11,000,000 we figure we can finance a prototype of an X-Wing and train a pilot.
Stretch Goal 1:
$4,485,672,683: That's the world-wide box office total for all of the films (+ The Clone Wars). We figure we can build up an X-Wing squadron for that. We'll be taking applications for Rebel fighter pilots after we reach our Stretch Goal.
Stretch Goal 2:
13 million Galactic Standard Credits: A Class YT-1300 Freighter (heavily modified) and a crew consisting of a Corellian smuggler and a Wookiee co-pilot.
Stretch Goal 3:
One of our Backers / Rebel Comrades wisely suggested adding another stretch goal to include a prototype Y-Wing Bomber. So, if we reach $23,000,000, which is reportedly the production cost of the Empire Strikes Back, we'll also build a prototype BTL-B Y-Wing heavy starfighter / bomber to help clear the path for the X-Wing to do its thing.
The one thing the Empire is doing right is open sourcing the Death Star's design. We assume someone's going to cover up the exhaust port this time, but rest assured, we'll find another weakness in their defenses!
There are a great many plans already floating out there for X-Wings, so we'll be taking the best of them to build the ideal variant.
One update we'd like to include for our updated X-Wing is iPhone and Siri integration.
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Risks and challenges
As with the Death Star, our biggest challenge is making sure Kickstarter and all of our Backers know that this is also a joke. We LOVE the Death Star Kickstarter project, and just wanted to post the logical challenge project to it.
In the hilarious and unlikely event that we come close to reaching our Funding Goal, we'll pull the plug on the project. We might have an actual engineer on our team, but Simon has no clue how to build an X-Wing. Well, nothing more complex than a Lego model, anyways.
May the Force Be With You (and JJ Abrams)Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
Yes, but since the new Death Star will be open source, no Bothan lives need be sacrificed. Just because the Death Star plans are open source, however, doesn't make the existence of such a planet destroyer any less dangerous.
We would like to assure you that no Gungans are working on this project.
You bet your blaster, he did!
Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper? What's with the inquisition? We're the Rebel Alliance. We're scrappy and work on a low budget. We also have lower overheads without all the bureaucratic red tape of the Empire. Besides, our goal gets us a single X-wing and pilot. Our stretch goals get us a whole squadron and possibly a Millenium Falcon.
Will you be including targeting computers? Because, while it seems like a standard component, there is evidence to suggest they're quite useless when taking down a Death Star.
Although targeting computers will be standard equipment, we'd prefer it if our pilots trust in the power of the Force.
Point well made. We hadn't figured an Astromech droid in our original budget, so we're asking all qualified (and maybe not so qualified) engineers, tech hobbyists, and general geek hackers to join forces and build one!
Backer Hamilton has informed us that these guys: http://astromech.net/ might be a great place to start :-D
Kick butt victory party on Endor! (and remember, what happens on Endor, stays on Endor... Ewoks be freaky naughty)
Seriously though, please read our Risks and Challenges for the answer to your concern.
Yes, we are the same guys – but the two projects are totally unrelated.
We'd been preparing our SIMPLcase campaign for a few months and were close to putting it live. In the last few days of preparation we saw the #deathstar project and given it took only a little time to write and submit the #xwing project we thought why not – just for fun of course!
We then launched the SIMPLcase (which is real!) a few days later on.
- (51 days)