Oto is your personal handheld (& handmade) massager. Well...he can get personal with your best friend too. Oto just loves returning favours. Who wouldn´t like a stimulating morning massage after all? And a relaxing one after your evening run. Need to boost up your blood flow during your long office hours? Let Oto give you a hand. And remember. He can be gentle or a little rough. Like a true shagger.
It was somewhere in July 2015 when my honeybunny Inja & I had enough. Enough of overcrowded spaces that felt empty. Enough of pointless tasks for people that knew the price of everything and the value of nothing. Inja is an actress & a model..her lifestyle was not a simple rutine : sit, make-up, photoshoot, act, sleep..sit, make-up, photoshoot, act, sleep.. What we strongly felt in common was the amount of useless energy spent sitting. Doing nothing useful in particular. Not for ourselves, not for others. Endless phone calls, sitting in the car, sitting in your office...and in the evening, sitting in our sofa, doing nothing - exausted by life´s strange and meaningless cycles.
So...we decided the Croatian coastline was the answer. To break this monotonous circle of life that had absolutely nothing to do with hakuna matata. We sat in our red volkswagen (yup - sat again) and just drove. Destination...sea. Heavy rain did not stop us. Every drop shattered on our front glass was a silent scream for freedom. It felt a little irresponsible because my job demanded full focus...but so did Inja´s eyes. So did MY life. OUR life. We used to live like bunnies. Jump around, make love, make friends, party, make love, eat a little, jump a little & make some new friends...embracing all of life´s little-big secrets. Sharing all our shameless passions. Being crazy in a good way.
Somewhere near Dubrovnik (´The Good city´), like an hour away from our life changing fairy ride to eternal sunshine, seagulls and fried calamari, our red volkswagen got thirsty. Inja did her usual catwalk to the toilets, said something about her swollen feet, but I didn´t particulary took notice because I was really exausted from all the ´sit & drive´ thing also. Gladly the six hour drive went by without some stupid, little, meaningless fight about whether an albatros could, or could not circle our mother earth in one flight. Why would he?.. It was then I noticed some crazy looking guy talking to Inja - so I hopped into that direction. I´m not a particulary jealous bunny. The guy was ´polar bear´ huge, around sixty-ish, short white hair, sun wrinkles everywhere...but immediatly after I came into his shadow, fearlessly tried to look boldly into his eyes, searching for intentions, my mind made a subconscious decision - the guy was OK. His sparkling sky eyes weren´t there to seduce, to infiltrate fear...he was the nicest ´Man bear´ I´ve ever met. It seemed like they were into some small talk rubbish but it turned out he just wanted to help.
He likes to drink coffee when the sun is high he said. He likes seagulls singing and crickets in the back. And roaring thunders from the south. He likes flies tickling his fingers...reminding him of moments passing. But he doesn´t like young people passing by. Rushing. Exausted. Swollen. Then he gave us this funny looking massage tool. Handheld, handmade. We wanted to pay for his coffee at least. He politely declined. Gently smilin´ in between.
And he said: ˝This is not a miracle object...You are...Your body is. The tool will remind you of that. That You are Energy that needs to be awakened!˝ ...he smiled in between.
So...I wanted to share what the old man told Inja and me. That we could all be bunnies again. Hopping lively into life´s ending meadows. Smilin´ in between. The old man´s name was OTO.
Nace & Inja - founders of OTO the Massage Shagger
I improved on the old man´s recipe. I´m a pretty pretty thing...& the most minimalistic, eco-friendly, handheld massager ever. You´ll shagg me once... and we´ll be lovers forever honey ;)...
- RELAXING: Hug me smoothly before you rest. Don´t over work your bunny body...close your eyes & let me do teh rest.
- STIMULATING: I can turn you on in no time. Bunnies do it smooth & quick. Anytime, anywhere ;)
- -CELLULITE: I´m no miracle bunny. You are. Your life is. But we can heat & hide your winter pelt...before summer shines on your fluffy belt.
- +LYMPH: If you know where´s your soul...you´ll know where to go. Massaging smoothly towards your heart - is the right & healthy flow.
- SOCIALLY ENGAGING: It´s all about returning the favour. Isn´t it? Happy, happy world anyone?
- FUN TO USE: I´m no dull & boring bunny. I hop around & make this world bunny funny.
- BATTERY FREE: Most of them go BRRRRR...I don´t make robo-farting sounds. Cos´silence is the most beatiful sound sometimes.
- +BLOOD CIRCULATION: Can do!...Massaging your beloved self makes your oxygen go nuts. Hop, hop, hop like a happy bunny-blood cell...;)
- ANTI-STRESS: You should know by now...that the one thing you want less - is life with too much stress. Because bunnies only live once.
- HANDMADE: Fit for a hand. Made by hand. Because hands know best what fits nicely into their palms. Don´t they? ;)
Thanks giving is the perfect day for giving me...or I can always hop under your Christmas tree...and let your friends have the coolest birthday yet to see...
Your perfect gift...Oto the Massage Shagger
And by giving Oto to someone you care...you both earn an exclusive discount on your Shaggers! Just check our pledge sheme for further details ;)...
Here is a video where we show a bit more of what OTO can do. Leave a comment if you want us to adress your health problem. More professional material like this will come with OTO APP.
Risks and challenges
If you come storming for Oto´s favours, we´ll come storming with producing more Shaggers. That simple. We can make up to 250 Otos per day....And our Kickstarter stock will be ready for your kisses...Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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