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The next generation smartwatch with brand-new technology. World-class developer tools, unparalleled battery life, Qi wireless charging.
The next generation smartwatch with brand-new technology. World-class developer tools, unparalleled battery life, Qi wireless charging.
5,685 backers pledged $1,012,742 to help bring this project to life.

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      Lee Barrett about 22 hours ago

      Where's my update from you where you chat shit about the ultra development ground breaking technology for your now out dated product?

    2. Christopher Hammond 3 days ago

      Backer #1 here. Pretty sure this launched 3 years ago today. What a shame.

    3. Daniel Chang 4 days ago

      I wonder if the Agent still has time to integrate that light guide film... -_-

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      Tim Wyatt 5 days ago

      The bigger the scam, the less interest Kickstarter has in addressing it. Remember they pocketed over $50,000 from this project. That's the extent of Kickstarter's concern with projects - how much they can skim off the top.

    5. Peter Kavanagh on May 12

      Another day, another story:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36271249

      From the article:

      "Kickstarter said the matter under was investigation.

      "Anyone who abuses our system and the trust of our community exposes themselves to legal action," said its spokesman David Gallagher.

      "We're reaching out to the law enforcement officials who are already looking into this case, and will assist however we can.""

      Now, how do we get Kickstarter to wake up and look at this fraud?

    6. Krog on May 11

      @HAL8999 I assume this is exactly what Chris has done with the money....but he hasn't been caught or stupid enough to admit that he has.

      Wish he would man up like this guy did.

    7. HAL 8999 on May 11

      Such bullshit! I could do without the crap updates... All it does is remind me of the money wasted on this pipe-dream.

      To hell with people who scam others on scam enabler platforms, such as this!
      http://gizmodo.com/backer-funds-from-kickstarter-campaign-allegedly-stolen-1776019334…

    8. Melle on May 10

      The nerves this guy has.. i haven't commented here ever before but apart from the updates being a complete joke this indeed keeps me from doing any more investments on KS... i don't even need/want a refund or a crappy netduino board... just some (honest!) insight in what went wrong and closure of this complete failure...

      @Chris Walker: next update do start with "Sorry all, i f*cked up completely..."

    9. John on May 4

      Guys, I found Chris' Support facility - it's the third building on the left. As an aside, it looks sorta NSFW.

      http://www.yourkloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/patpong.gif

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      Who This Guy on May 4

      @Roma I feel pretty bad having wasted $164 on this scam. But $925 you have lost seems really painful.

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      Roma on May 3

      @John, thanks and I wish you well.
      Not one of my wisest decisions to back vapourware once, let alone 5 times!

      @Creator, please cut the bullshit and stop trying to further deceive your backers. Note you owe me 5 watches and 3 chargers as advertised or a full refund of $925. Stand and deliver, bucko.

    12. Patrick Pedevilla on May 3

      Sorry man ! You are such stupid !
      You simply can buy a smartwatch from china and deliver ! Without work !!! just earn money for trading
      So many of us are so upsad of you !

    13. Anders Ulfheden on May 3

      Can I please have my shipping fee refunded? Since there is not much sense in paying to ship nothing. Fucktard

    14. Dave VanderWekke on May 3

      @Örrinmörrin Secret Labs had registered address of 10 Downing St Apt 4x, NY from their trademark registrations. They recently put in a change of address for their trademark. https://trademarks.justia.com/850/01/secret-labs-85001845.html
      I am sure by now being the weasel that Chris is... he has likely skipped town.

    15. Örrinmörrin Ärrinmurrin on May 3

      Chri$, send your current address, so I can bring you some more money personally ;) It would be nice to have a chat with a cup of coffee, or tea if you prefer. Best Regards from you team member no 1.

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      Craig M on May 3

      Hey Chris,
      Thanks for the update. Just want you to know that we will always be here waiting. So either, you deliver on your promise or, you slip up, forget to keep us in contact, break your contract then we get our money back! Win win!

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      Craig M on May 3

      Hey Chris,
      Thanks for the update. Just want you to know that we will always be here waiting. So either, you deliver on your promise or, you slip us, forget to keep us in contact, break your contract then we get our money back! Win win!

    18. Ali Al Rahma on May 3

      Any hackers here? It'd be great for someone to get the emails of all the backers in this project so that we can make collective action. Having 5000 people is much better than 20.

    19. Ryan Heyser on May 2

      With every bullsh!t update you remind the backers how much we regret backing this project, either refund us or just abandon it already and let us get on with our lives.

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      Simon on May 2

      Chris

      I hope you go bankrupt. You're a liar and arrogant. You have destroyed your reputation with this project and until you demonstrate some attrition you deserve everything coming to you. And it is coming to you.

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      frank fain on May 2

      I could have lived with the watches ugliness if it had come out when originally promised. today I think it is the worst thing anyone could ever own..
      just stop trying to develop things and get the shit put together and delivered.
      at least then we could stop wanting to skull screw you!!!

    22. Daniel Chang on May 1

      Goddamn... serious vaporware bullshit upon bullshit...

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      Michael W on May 1

      Let;s put some pressure on CW! Please do the following if you have not already.

      We ALL should file complaints everywhere we can.
      Steps everyone should take:
      File a complaint with the FBI: (Federal Bureau of Investigation)
      http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx

      File a complaint with the BBB: (Better Business Bureau)
      https://www.bbb.org/consumer-complaints/file-a-complaint/get-started

      File a complaint with your state’s consumer protection agency:
      https://www.usa.gov/state-consumer

      FTC complaint can be filed here. https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#crnt&panel1-1
      Guide on FTC filing posted by William McKinney further below was really helpful, only took 5 minutes - http://pastebin.com/19Ph3vDV

      PLEASE do your part and file complaints with Kickstarter and the above!

    24. John on May 1

      @Roma
      "Roma, original pledge, $214
      Kevin, 9/11/2013, $199
      John, 24/11/2013, $149
      Dino, 28/1/2014, $164
      Joe Minnella, 28/1/2014, $199

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      Roma on May 1

      @Creator: Pompous, condescending, irrelevant fluff. This is NOT an Update for the project I backed.

      @Kickstarter Management: Are you people going to get off your bums and actually do something about this farce, considering you took a $50,000 fee?

      @Backers, keep an eye on the main Comments page. Fellow backer Martin Calsyn is trying to arrange legal action against Chris Walker. If you are sick of getting screwed by Walker get behind Martin and help him hold Walker accountable.

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      sabsteef on May 1

      What the f@ck Chris!....

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      Ovsep Ambartsumyan on May 1

      Suck a fat one Chris!

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      Steven Officer on May 1

      Cool BS story bro,
      Why don't you use existing tools to build your super complicated compiler. You must know about ANTLR right?
      And give up with the "teams", we know it's just you.

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      Vernon Lam on May 1

      Is this bullshit still going on? This project is dead on arrival before we even receive it. We could go buy an Android watch for cheaper than what we've pledged and it'll be far more advanced this this piece of junk.

      REFUND US YOU SCAMMER!

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      Michael W on May 1

      Oh, and to summarize the update, Chris says F.U. to all backers with worthless nonsense!

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      Michael W on May 1

      We ALL should all file complaints everywhere we can.
      Steps everyone should take:
      File a complaint with the FBI: (Federal Bureau of Investigation)
      http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx
      File a complaint with the BBB: (Better Business Bureau)
      https://www.bbb.org/consumer-complaints/file-a-complaint/get-started
      File a complaint with your state’s consumer protection agency:
      https://www.usa.gov/state-consumer
      Contact the company from which you sourced payment.
      Ask for the dispute or fraud department.
      FTC complaint can be filed here. https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#crnt&panel1-1
      Guide on FTC filing posted by William McKinney further below was really helpful, only took 5 minutes - http://pastebin.com/19Ph3vDV
      This has all be posted by others. PLEASE do your part and file complaints with Kickstarter and the above!

    32. ralph spencer on May 1

      All these updates are like a mosquito buzzing in your ear... Here's an update.. Commit to the original product and stop broadening the project.

    33. Ralph Wiggum on May 1

      Ah yes, another load of bullshit waffle that Chris is tempting to pull off as an update. Absolutely nothing of value relating to the watch, just an irrelevant textbook cut and paste about programming that nobody with half a brain gives a fuck about.

      And wow, updates are now every 3 months...a new milestone has been reached.

      What makes me smile is that EVERY update from this point in, is simply more evidence as to how Chris has completely lost control of this project and more ammunition for the impending regulatory/legal action. Keep them coming mate, you're just digging yourself deeper.

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      Douglas on May 1

      So this idiot is wasting funds on a "service center" for a product that doesn't even exist... Now that sounds like an excuse to have him investigated for tax fraud.

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      Garrett Newman on May 1

      Refund. I'm done kickstarting thanks to you and ZANO.

    36. Abraham Gonzalez on May 1

      I would like to say "what a loser" but I am sure in his mind is saying "I am a winner with all this money I got for nothing."

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      Richard Purington on May 1

      Chris if you had started this essay just a little bit sooner, you could have sent it on April 1st. Still a great early morning laugh.

    38. Vincent Emmanuel Lee on May 1

      I'm surprised there's even an update.

    39. antytom on May 1

      Fuck you!It‘s my only word for you!

    40. antytom on May 1

      Fuck you!It‘s my word for you!

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      Peter Nemeth on May 1

      Chris, please stop it. Its been more than enough bullshit by now. Our money is gone and you already have 5000+ followers all over the Word....

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      Lee Barrett on May 1

      Lmao some of the comments on here are hilarious. I really don't know why this guy even bothers to sit down and write his essay long emails out! You've got our money, now just disappear like any other self respecting scam artist

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      Chuah Wee Peng on May 1

      The line of source code "a = b + c;" would be broken down into "a", "=", "b", "+", "c", and ";". If we were parsing the English sentence, we would similarly break down "A equals B plus C."

      S = Y + $
      Stress equals You Plus Money..

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      Brett Symons on May 1

      "Kickstarter is not a store, its shit but there is nothing illegal or morally wrong with failing to meet kickstarter deliverables."

      I think that people are not so much upset that it failed but that Chris continues to lie about it and pretend he hasn't failed yet. Some honesty would appease a lot of people.

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      Jeremy Iliev on May 1

      With every new update, everything about this situation makes less and less sense. The bs factor is increasing at an exponential rate and I feel it's all about to come to an end in some way very soon.

      The only logical conclusion: this has been a massive social experiment and the documentary about this story will be directed by Casey Affleck and star Joaquín Phoenix as Chris Walker.

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      Daniel on May 1

      I am just as pissed off as everyone here, but with that said...

      Everyone asking for a refund is retarded, you are not entitled to anything by kickstarting something. You are a tiny venture capitalist, giving them money for the chance of getting a product.

      Kickstarter is not a store, its shit but there is nothing illegal or morally wrong with failing to meet kickstarter deliverables.

      It is a shitty outcome for everyone, but I cannot imagine this is how they wanted things to go either.

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      kelvin cheong on May 1

      So pointless even if I bought 6 pebbles it's even less of a waste of time then this watch, and frankly I want my money back

    48. Robert David Kanter on May 1

      And this is why I no longer support kickstarter or any one on it!!!

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