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The next generation smartwatch with brand-new technology. World-class developer tools, unparalleled battery life, Qi wireless charging.
The next generation smartwatch with brand-new technology. World-class developer tools, unparalleled battery life, Qi wireless charging.
5,685 backers pledged $1,012,742 to help bring this project to life.

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    1. Ryan Heyser about 10 hours ago

      With every bullsh!t update you remind the backers how much we regret backing this project, either refund us or just abandon it already and let us get on with our lives.

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      Simon about 18 hours ago

      Chris

      I hope you go bankrupt. You're a liar and arrogant. You have destroyed your reputation with this project and until you demonstrate some attrition you deserve everything coming to you. And it is coming to you.

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      frank fain about 20 hours ago

      I could have lived with the watches ugliness if it had come out when originally promised. today I think it is the worst thing anyone could ever own..
      just stop trying to develop things and get the shit put together and delivered.
      at least then we could stop wanting to skull screw you!!!

    4. Daniel Chang 1 day ago

      Goddamn... serious vaporware bullshit upon bullshit...

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      Michael W 1 day ago

      Let;s put some pressure on CW! Please do the following if you have not already.

      We ALL should file complaints everywhere we can.
      Steps everyone should take:
      File a complaint with the FBI: (Federal Bureau of Investigation)
      http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx

      File a complaint with the BBB: (Better Business Bureau)
      https://www.bbb.org/consumer-complaints/file-a-complaint/get-started

      File a complaint with your state’s consumer protection agency:
      https://www.usa.gov/state-consumer

      FTC complaint can be filed here. https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#crnt&panel1-1
      Guide on FTC filing posted by William McKinney further below was really helpful, only took 5 minutes - http://pastebin.com/19Ph3vDV

      PLEASE do your part and file complaints with Kickstarter and the above!

    6. John 1 day ago

      @Roma
      "Roma, original pledge, $214
      Kevin, 9/11/2013, $199
      John, 24/11/2013, $149
      Dino, 28/1/2014, $164
      Joe Minnella, 28/1/2014, $199

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      Roma 1 day ago

      @Creator: Pompous, condescending, irrelevant fluff. This is NOT an Update for the project I backed.

      @Kickstarter Management: Are you people going to get off your bums and actually do something about this farce, considering you took a $50,000 fee?

      @Backers, keep an eye on the main Comments page. Fellow backer Martin Calsyn is trying to arrange legal action against Chris Walker. If you are sick of getting screwed by Walker get behind Martin and help him hold Walker accountable.

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      sabsteef 1 day ago

      What the f@ck Chris!....

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      Ovsep Ambartsumyan 1 day ago

      Suck a fat one Chris!

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      Steven Officer 1 day ago

      Cool BS story bro,
      Why don't you use existing tools to build your super complicated compiler. You must know about ANTLR right?
      And give up with the "teams", we know it's just you.

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      Vernon Lam 1 day ago

      Is this bullshit still going on? This project is dead on arrival before we even receive it. We could go buy an Android watch for cheaper than what we've pledged and it'll be far more advanced this this piece of junk.

      REFUND US YOU SCAMMER!

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      Michael W 1 day ago

      Oh, and to summarize the update, Chris says F.U. to all backers with worthless nonsense!

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      Michael W 1 day ago

      We ALL should all file complaints everywhere we can.
      Steps everyone should take:
      File a complaint with the FBI: (Federal Bureau of Investigation)
      http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx
      File a complaint with the BBB: (Better Business Bureau)
      https://www.bbb.org/consumer-complaints/file-a-complaint/get-started
      File a complaint with your state’s consumer protection agency:
      https://www.usa.gov/state-consumer
      Contact the company from which you sourced payment.
      Ask for the dispute or fraud department.
      FTC complaint can be filed here. https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#crnt&panel1-1
      Guide on FTC filing posted by William McKinney further below was really helpful, only took 5 minutes - http://pastebin.com/19Ph3vDV
      This has all be posted by others. PLEASE do your part and file complaints with Kickstarter and the above!

    14. ralph spencer 1 day ago

      All these updates are like a mosquito buzzing in your ear... Here's an update.. Commit to the original product and stop broadening the project.

    15. Ralph Wiggum 1 day ago

      Ah yes, another load of bullshit waffle that Chris is tempting to pull off as an update. Absolutely nothing of value relating to the watch, just an irrelevant textbook cut and paste about programming that nobody with half a brain gives a fuck about.

      And wow, updates are now every 3 months...a new milestone has been reached.

      What makes me smile is that EVERY update from this point in, is simply more evidence as to how Chris has completely lost control of this project and more ammunition for the impending regulatory/legal action. Keep them coming mate, you're just digging yourself deeper.

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      Douglas 2 days ago

      So this idiot is wasting funds on a "service center" for a product that doesn't even exist... Now that sounds like an excuse to have him investigated for tax fraud.

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      Garrett Newman 2 days ago

      Refund. I'm done kickstarting thanks to you and ZANO.

    18. Abraham Gonzalez 2 days ago

      I would like to say "what a loser" but I am sure in his mind is saying "I am a winner with all this money I got for nothing."

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      Richard Purington 2 days ago

      Chris if you had started this essay just a little bit sooner, you could have sent it on April 1st. Still a great early morning laugh.

    20. Vincent Emmanuel Lee 2 days ago

      I'm surprised there's even an update.

    21. antytom 2 days ago

      Fuck you!It‘s my only word for you!

    22. antytom 2 days ago

      Fuck you!It‘s my word for you!

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      Peter Nemeth 2 days ago

      Chris, please stop it. Its been more than enough bullshit by now. Our money is gone and you already have 5000+ followers all over the Word....

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      Lee Barrett 2 days ago

      Lmao some of the comments on here are hilarious. I really don't know why this guy even bothers to sit down and write his essay long emails out! You've got our money, now just disappear like any other self respecting scam artist

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      Chuah Wee Peng 2 days ago

      The line of source code "a = b + c;" would be broken down into "a", "=", "b", "+", "c", and ";". If we were parsing the English sentence, we would similarly break down "A equals B plus C."

      S = Y + $
      Stress equals You Plus Money..

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      Brett Symons 2 days ago

      "Kickstarter is not a store, its shit but there is nothing illegal or morally wrong with failing to meet kickstarter deliverables."

      I think that people are not so much upset that it failed but that Chris continues to lie about it and pretend he hasn't failed yet. Some honesty would appease a lot of people.

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      Jeremy Iliev 2 days ago

      With every new update, everything about this situation makes less and less sense. The bs factor is increasing at an exponential rate and I feel it's all about to come to an end in some way very soon.

      The only logical conclusion: this has been a massive social experiment and the documentary about this story will be directed by Casey Affleck and star Joaquín Phoenix as Chris Walker.

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      Daniel 2 days ago

      I am just as pissed off as everyone here, but with that said...

      Everyone asking for a refund is retarded, you are not entitled to anything by kickstarting something. You are a tiny venture capitalist, giving them money for the chance of getting a product.

      Kickstarter is not a store, its shit but there is nothing illegal or morally wrong with failing to meet kickstarter deliverables.

      It is a shitty outcome for everyone, but I cannot imagine this is how they wanted things to go either.

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      kelvin cheong 2 days ago

      So pointless even if I bought 6 pebbles it's even less of a waste of time then this watch, and frankly I want my money back

    30. Robert David Kanter 2 days ago

      And this is why I no longer support kickstarter or any one on it!!!

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      Glenn Auve 2 days ago

      Got the latest update. Frankly I don't see what the point is now. Real companies that know what they are doing have released products in this space. It's time to just admit defeat. Is a class action possible?

    32. John 2 days ago

      Keep keeping that dream alive, baby.

    33. Fadi Kahhaleh 2 days ago

      LMAOROTF
      update reads:
      "Hi Team...."
      No sir, I am not part of your team. Not part of this scam, Not part of this pathetic failure of a project.

      I am however an extremely frustrated backer who wants a refund and have asked for it many times.

      What bugs the heck out of me, is that I do not need a paper weight for my desk as I do run a mostly paperless business! The Agent is not even gonna be good for that simple task.

    34. Mark Karr 2 days ago

      I would love to get a refund, but I don't know why I'm even bothering to leave a comment.

    35. Vincent Feis 4 days ago

      I want my money back! Now!!
      First ZANO, now this.... Ohw.... KS, please intervene. These guys are KILLING your platform/company.....

    36. Örrinmörrin Ärrinmurrin 4 days ago

      Enjoy my money Chri$. Any news about the straps? ;)

    37. Edward John 6 days ago

      Chris... We are you? My favorite loser.... =D

    38. Dave VanderWekke 6 days ago

      I'm pretty sure he's skipped town. There was a change of address submitted for the Secret Labs Trademark
      https://trademarks.justia.com/850/01/secret-labs-85001845.html

    39. Dave VanderWekke 6 days ago

      Has anyone that lives in NYC just gone down to see if this schmuck still lives there? I think he lived at 10 Downing St Apt 4x.

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      Joshua Ayes 6 days ago

      @martin i know you were trying to crowd fund for an attorney whatever happened to that?

    41. Rod VonHugenstein on April 25

      Has anyone ever looked at Chris' whole existence as a Ponzi scheme? Maybe the district attorney's won't take up the case of Agent, but when you consider Chris has been coming up with project after project, and not producing a product, it would seem he's just using one failed project to fund the next scam. Maybe that's worth taking to court.

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      Paul Shabian on April 24

      Kickstarter allows scammer coming to raise huge sum of money and then disappear?

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      Maurizio Sgroi on April 24

      Where is my watch? Please send me my money back!

    44. Oswaldo Luis Garcia Fagundes on April 23

      Hi, I need my money back! Please!

    45. Joseph Lemire on April 22

      @Martin, I gave up hope and stop checking here. But I will in the future, let me know if there's anything I can do to help get our money back!

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      Roma on April 12

      @Ben C, pity he didn't use a curved press to wrap around the wrist. Just think of the time lost investigating the quantum physics of several hundred elastomer watch band options.

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      Ben C on April 12

      Final testing passed successfully!
      See here: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
      They are sending out the Watches now in envelopes...

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      Michael W on April 11

      @Martin - Thank you for taking initiative and trying to help all of us!

      We ALL should all file complaints everywhere we can.
      Steps everyone should take:
      File a complaint with the FBI: (Federal Bureau of Investigation)
      http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx
      File a complaint with the BBB: (Better Business Bureau)
      https://www.bbb.org/consumer-complaints/file-a-complaint/get-started
      File a complaint with your state’s consumer protection agency:
      https://www.usa.gov/state-consumer
      Contact the company from which you sourced payment.
      Ask for the dispute or fraud department.
      FTC complaint can be filed here. https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#crnt&panel1-1
      Guide on FTC filing posted by William McKinney further below was really helpful, only took 5 minutes - http://pastebin.com/19Ph3vDV
      This has all be posted by others. PLEASE do your part and file complaints with Kickstarter and the above!

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      Claude on April 10

      Chris, where are you my fav scam? I want to start a very real walk of shame (a little like the Hollywod stars) and bestow you the first one. Come on get out of your hole, your team wants to celebrate your grandeur. Come on Chris you are better that the 1M$ you brillantly stole. Or maybe not and that's the problem. God, it's difficult to remain polite but for you Chris, anything.

    50. George Mack on April 9

      Take your time Martin. Hope the move was smooth

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