FUNDED! FUNDED? FUNDED!!! BRING ON DA STRETCH GOALS!
FUNDED! YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE! WE ARE DOIN' THIS THANG! I AM SO EXCITED THAT I GET TO BRING MORE GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS INTO THE WORLD--AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! YOU RULE!!!
Wow. That was awesome. GHA, you guys! GHA! You made it happen, and you will forever be able to point to the book on your shelf and say, "Hey, Derek, see that book? I made that happen. Also, Derek, who are you and why are you in my house?"
Ok. On to some business. Because we hit our goal, I've added a handful of stretch goals AND some new backer levels featuring original art from the Ryan Browne Vault, plus super rare out of print copies of the original GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS COMPLETELY COMPLETE EDITION HARDCOVER. I'm opening up the box that I've been saving since 2013 just for you guys. AND HERE ARE THOSE STRECH GOALS…
STRETCH GOAL ONE (LOCKED)- $32,472: EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE PHYSICAL BOOK GETS A FANCY BOOKMARK! PERFECT FOR REMEMBERING WHAT DAMN PAGE YOU WERE ON!
STRETCH GOAL TWO (LOCKED)- $34,420: EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE PHYSICAL BOOK GETS A SWEET ASS STICKER TO STICK TO SOMETHING FOREVER!
STRETCH GOAL THREE (LOCKED)- $36,754: THE BOOK GETS SHINY AS HELL! I WILL ADD A SPOT VARNISH TO MAKE THE COVER OF THE BOOK SHINY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!
STRETCH GOAL FOUR (LOCKED)- $38,798: EVERYONE GETS A PDF OF THE MAKING OF THE BOOK! FULL OF PROCESS ART, PENCILS, AND MY FULL SCRIPT FOR THE BOOK! GUYS, MY SCRIPT IS FUNNY AS HELL AND YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO READ IT.
STRETCH GOAL FIVE (LOCKED)- $40,001: (TOO BE ANNOUNCED IF WE GET THAT FAR (HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS (SERIOUSLY))).
THIS HAS BEEN SO INCREDIBLE! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! THIS IS HOW COMICS SHOULD BE MADE! ALL CAPS INDICATES YELLING!!!!