GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS IS BACK? GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *exclamation points continue infinitely
Ryan Browne's Harvey Award Losing absurdist humor series is back in an all new 80 page hardcover graphic novel! After a successful Kickstarter and 10 monthly issues published by Image Comics, GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS has gone back to its roots--those roots being Kickstartery roots! It's on Kickstarter--right now! You're looking at it being on Kickstarter! Get it! GHA is a pop-culture, superhero, parody comic book perfect for fans of Rick and Morty, The Venture Brothers, Die Hard--AND it's exactly the comic book you've been looking for!
FUNDED! YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE! WE ARE DOIN' THIS THANG! BEHOLD, SOME GOALS TO STRETCH TO:
STRETCH GOAL ONE--UNLOCKED!--$32,472: EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE PHYSICAL BOOK GETS A FANCY BOOKMARK! PERFECT FOR REMEMBERING WHAT DAMN PAGE YOU WERE ON!
STRETCH GOAL TWO--UNLOCKED!--$34,420: EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE PHYSICAL BOOK GETS A SWEET ASS STICKER TO STICK TO SOMETHING FOREVER!
STRETCH GOAL THREE--UNLOCKED!--$36,754: THE BOOK GETS SHINY AS HELL! I WILL ADD A SPOT VARNISH TO MAKE THE COVER OF THE BOOK SHINY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!
STRETCH GOAL FOUR--UNLOCKED!--$38,798: EVERYONE GETS A PDF OF THE MAKING OF THE BOOK! FULL OF PROCESS ART, PENCILS, AND MY FULL SCRIPT FOR THE BOOK! GUYS, MY SCRIPT IS FUNNY AS HELL AND YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO READ IT.
STRETCH GOAL FIVE--UNLOCKED!--$40,001: EVERYONE GETS A PDF OF A BRAND NEW GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS MINI-COMIC! WRITTEN AND DRAWN "BLAST FURNACE STYLE," I'LL MAKE THIS EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU SWEET BACKERS! HOW AWESOME, RIGHT?!?!
STRETCH GOAL SIX--UNLOCKED!--$42,325: EVERYONE GETS A PDF OF AN 80 PAGE RYAN BROWNE SKETCHBOOK! FILLED WITH WONDERFUL JOKES AND JOKE BASED DRAWINGS! COMMISSIONS, PROCESS DRAWINGS, AND OTHER RANDOM DOODLES! SO COOL!
STRETCH GOAL SEVEN--UNLOCKED!--$44,111: GARBAGE EDITION! IF WE HIT THIS SWEET NUMBER, Y'ALLS WILL GET A PDF OF A COMPLETELY RE-SCRIPTED VERSION OF SEVERAL STORIES FROM THE BOOK! THE ART WILL BE THE SAME, BUT I'LL WRITE TOTALLY DIFFERENT JOKES IN ALL THE WORD BALLOONS. IF YOU HAVE THE ISSUE -01 OF GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE. WILL IT MAKE SENSE? PROBABLY NOT. WILL IT BE GOOODDDDD!?!? AW, HELL YEAH! SUCH GARBAGE!
END OF STRETCH GOAL SECTION!
Written by RYAN BROWNE (Curse Words, Blast Furnace, Manhattan Projects) and drawn by Ryan plus a cast of incredible comic artists, 3-D COWBOY'S 2-D SPECTACULAR is a collection of short stories perfect for new readers or seasoned GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS vets! Behold twelve wonderful tales of cosmic ghost-cow afterlife, robot-armed dino gangsters, royal burger-meat harvesting, rhinoceros dates gone horribly wrong, Wayne Jetski's employee orientation, and a little Dracula causing accidental explosions! So many fun, dumb stories all in one fun, dumb book!
In the third volume of God Hates Astronauts, series narrator, 3-D Cowboy, was arrested for the murder of rival narrator Charles Soule. Now, while locked in robo-prison, 3-D Cowboy must use his family visitation time to educate his crappy son, 3-D Millennial, in the ways of the family business--telling stories.
As 3-D Cowboy tells stories to his 3-D Millennial, you (the reader) get to follow along as an A-list cast of comic book artists draw the adventures! Look at the incredible talent that draws this stuffs (spoiler alarm: this book look OUTRAGEOUSLY AWESOME):
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AND FEATURING AN INTRODUCTION FROM EX-GHA NARRATOR…
Alllll the pages of the book have been drawn (SCORE!) and it is currently being colored by myself (Ryan Browne) and Addison Duke. Letters by the always wonderful Chris Crank! Check out just a smidgeon of the art from everyone below. So much art! Get ready for it!
There are lots of options for pre-ordering this book, but I'm most excited about all the signed and numbered "Special" Editions! These are numbered and labeled editions of 25 where I damage your book in chaotically adorable ways (all special editions come with a second undamaged copy). Can't wait to destroy these books in the name of awesome!
Make sure to make your torso look fantastic with these limited edition 3-D Cowboy shirts! Screen printed and super soft!
AND! The great sculptors at DoomCo Designs have sculpted an incredible 3-D Cowboy 3-D model which will be resin poured by ManOrMonster? Studios! Aw yeah! Who doesn't want a 3.5'' buff cowboy sitting on their desk!
Also, after you have backed GHA, you will be sent a survey via BACKERKIT that will allow you to add-on things to your pledge such as shirts and 3-D Cowboy Resin toys! So if you've backed a "Special" Edition of the book and it didn't have all the add-ons you wanted, you can add them when you get your shipping survey at the end. I've thought of everything (hopefully)!
AND SO! Y'all wanna see more art?! Here Y'all go! Alllll this and more in 3-D Cowboy's 2-D Spectacular!
Risks and challenges
This is my fourth Kickstarter and I've partnered with Harebrained Designs for the project fulfillment. Those guys really know their stuff and the packing and shipping will be smooth sailing!
Also, all of the art is done for the book and is currently being lettered and colored. Unlike some Kickstarters, I wanted to have the book ready to send to the printers the second the campaign ends. You deserve it!Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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