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What does "Arrhythmic Banging" mean to you? Learn about life's funny stuff, like octopi, sexual math, and how to break a tambourine w/ my penis. Read more

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What does "Arrhythmic Banging" mean to you? Learn about life's funny stuff, like octopi, sexual math, and how to break a tambourine w/ my penis.

Seattle, WA Music
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About this project

We want to make a comedy album about the things we think are funny. Things like baby seals, retro 80's dance troupes, and creepy video games (http://www.youtube.com/watch...).

Current track list includes things like:
• Things I Like, But You Find Uncomfortable
• Getting Drunk at Breakfast
• Crunching the Numbers Ft. Andy
• Breaking a Tambourine with My Penis
• Half an Inch Deep & Not that Elastic
• Stripping to Garrison Keillor
• Oh, God! Cephalopods!

We plan to press a limited edition comedy album (up to 500 CDs) and make a limited run of T-shirts, posters, and stickers based on the content from the album. The money you are donating goes directly to materials and postage. If we surpass the goal then our wonderful friend that are helping us edit and press various things get fed during there indentured slavery.

Some of the things we have done:
• How to Properly Groom a Girl: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-properly-groom-a-girl/
• What Monkeys Like: Not White People: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/things-monkeys-like-not-white-people/
• How to Sext: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-sexting/
• How long could you survive chained to Matt “The Oatmeal” Inman: http://www.delriomedia.com/chained-to-matt-inman.php
• The Quadstrocity: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://goodsexts.com (NSFW)
• How long could you nap between Bristol Palin's smooshy boobies: http://www.delriomedia.com/bristol-palin-boobies.php

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    You Are Tapping!
    Digital download of "Arrhythmic Banging with Rose and Carlos"

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    You Are Thumping!
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    One for real life compact diskette of "Arrhythmic Banging with Rose and Carlos" Oh, SHINY!

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    The Banging Begins!
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    Hand written thank you note.

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    This Washing Machine Has Shoes In It!
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    Your name in the liner notes.

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    OH GOD! Octopus With Tommy Guns!
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    A limited edition "Never Safe From Cephalopods" T-shirt

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    About $100 USD

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    Two Unbalanced Washing Machines Having Sex In A Pick-up Truck!
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    A mention or appearance in a track!

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Funding period

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