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Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Wed, November 25 2015 3:49 PM UTC +00:00
Richard K HerringBy Richard K Herring
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Richard K HerringBy Richard K Herring
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£105,040
pledged of £1,000,000pledged of £1,000,000 goal
359
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Wed, November 25 2015 3:49 PM UTC +00:00

About

We need just a million pounds to create a dedicated self-playing snooker arena with state of the art recording and editing facilities so that all the self-playing action can be captured at last on video. We hope to build the arena by 2030 at the latest.

But also to convince Me1's wife that self-playing snooker is not a waste of her husband's valuable time and can provide a regular income for their new family, thus ensuring that there is a frame of self-playing snooker at least two times a month for the rest of the Mes' lives. Remember there are potentially infinity Mes who will be looking for a cut of this money and even if they just split the money between them that means they only get 0p each.

Your million pounds should ensure not just a dedicated arena without any ironing boards or chairs in the way, but also a new 6 by 3 snooker table which will be of a more professional standard so the balls don't all bunch down one end. It will also pay for the editors and camera operators required to capture all the action.

It will also mean Richard doesn't have to waste so much time doing stand up comedy and writing and can spend more of his days doing what he was born for, self-playing snooker.

Any suggestion that Me79, the disgraced ex-president will use these funds to finance his FIFA like life style is ridiculous and wrong. He has been sent into space where money is of no use anyway.

Risks and challenges

The only risk is that somehow we don't make £1000000 and the project can't go ahead. I guess that there might be some delays in finding and buying the appropriate venue and fitting it with cameras and everything that is required. But a million pounds will really help speed that along.

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    The Me of your choice will come to your home or workplace (within the UK) and deliver a 30 minute speech to your confused family or workmates or friends about what he has learned from self-playing snooker. No snooker will be played.

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    All the Mes will travel anywhere within the UK (at a date convenient to you and all of them) and perform an exhibition frame of snooker for you and whoever else you wish to watch it. You will be responsible for finding a suitable room. The Mes will provide the snooker table, which they will sign and you can keep

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