You're joking, right? Seriously? Ok, see-- that was a joke, in a fake movie trailer. However, if there is massive demand, maybe there could be a special Horribly Slow version on Blu-ray... with a health warning at the start. But there would need to be thousands of requests to motivate us to go through the agony of editing such a monstrous, gargantuan behemoth of a movie. And it would be significantly more expensive to make, so it is still unlikely. But we do love you for requesting it. It's really a great compliment, so thank you!