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Update #27

Richard Cheese Closeout Sale!

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Richard Cheese Closeout Sale!

CDs just $6 !

T-Shirts just $8 !

Thongs just $5 !

Posters just $4 each!

Plus we have new 8x10s and prints you can get personally autographed by Richard Cheese!

Order CDs, merchandise, and album downloads at http://music.richardcheese.com !

Thanks for your support of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine!


Update #26

"Atlas Lounged" Update

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Dear Friends, Fans, and NSA Monitors:

Happy New Year!

I'd like to thank you all so much for your kind support of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.

Many of you have been asking me why we haven't been touring for the last 6 months, why we don't have any shows scheduled for 2014, when I'm having my eye surgery, and why I have been drunk-dialing your wife at 11:59PM every night.

Well, it's a long story, but basically, in July, I was hospitalized for this random staph infection on the back of my neck, and I almost DIED! Like DEAD DIED! I also had hernia surgery last year, plus I sprained my psoas (if you know what I mean), and all of that prevented me from getting the cornea operation I still need.

So, I've had to cancel our live concert tours until I get all my cricks fixed. I'll tell the whole gruesome story in my forthcoming book "Atlas Lounged," but until then, I appreciate your patience, your enthusiasm, and your wife.

My eye surgery is finally rescheduled for May 2014. I'm still writing my book, but with only one working eye, it's going slow, so it probably won't be released until November 2014. Sorry again for the delays, but the book is realllllly going to be worth the wait, it's a lot of fun. If you haven't pre-ordered "Atlas Lounged" yet, please visit www.atlaslounged.com

In the meantime, thanks again for your loyalty and generous support. I hope to be back in front of the microphone soon; I'll keep you posted on my progress. Please follow me on FaceBook and Twitter and Instagram @RichardCheese, and maybe I'll even show you a photo of my psoas. Or, ask your wife -- she's got the negatives.

Stay Swanky,

RC

P.S. Ow!

P.S. Please don't use Kickstarter for messages, send email to lounge@richardcheese.com


Update #25

Thank You!!

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Thank you to our fans around the world for your support of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine!


Our new Christmas album "COCKTAILS WITH SANTA" is now on sale for just $2.50! Give it as a gift or download for yourself at http://music.richardcheese.com/ !

And all of our latest CDs are on sale for just $6! Collect 'em all!

Have a swanky holiday,

RC

● Email: lounge@richardcheese.com

Please DO NOT use KickStarter for messages. Need to contact us? Send an email message to lounge@richardcheese.com


Update #24

New "Cocktails With Santa" CD is here!

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Dear Richard Cheese Fan:


Thanks to generous fan support of our KickStarter fund-raising campaign, my new "Cocktails With Santa" CD is finally here!

If you ordered a CD, we'll be shipping CD orders this week and next week.

Plus, everyone who got a CD also gets a free digital download of the album. You will receive an email containing your free download code this week, it will be sent to the email address you registered with. Please be sure to check your junkmail/spam folder, the message will be from customerservice@loungemart.com or lounge@richardcheese.com.

For details about the CD, and to buy extra copies for your gift list, visit http://santa.richardcheese.com !

My new book "Atlas Lounged" will be released in Spring 2014, visit www.atlaslounged.com for details.


Have a happy holiday, and thank you again for lounging against the machine with us.

RC

** Please do NOT use KickStarter for messages; send an email to lounge@richardcheese.com **


Update #23

Thank You

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Thank you for your support of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.

The new Richard Cheese "Atlas Lounged" book will be released in 2014!  Please visit www.atlaslounged.com and follow https://www.facebook.com/atlaslounged for the latest news about the book!

If you have questions about your KickStarter pledge, or if your mailing address or email address change, please send an email message to customerservice@loungemart.com and be sure to include your old and new addresses.

DO NOT use KickStarter to send messages, please.

Thanks again,
Best wishes,

RC


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