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Color MonthlyBy Color Monthly
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Color MonthlyBy Color Monthly
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Hillary Clinton Coloring Book for Adults
Hillary Clinton Coloring Book for Adults

 

Donald Trump Coloring Book for Adults
Donald Trump Coloring Book for Adults

WTF America!!?? Has it REALLY come to THIS? There are 300 MILLION people in this great country of ours, and these are the two best candidates to lead us???!!!

We know the rest of the world is laughing at us - let's laugh with them as we color our way to the 2016 election. Because, let's be real here: laughing is much better than facing the alternative - that THESE are our choices! 

This Kickstarter is all about bringing two horrible coloring books to print - one for Donald Trump haters, and one for Hillary Clinton haters. Because we all know that this election has nothing to do with choosing the candidate you like best - it's all about putting up with the one you hate the least. 

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Each coloring book first comes with a set of paper dolls:

Donald Trump Paper Dolls
Donald Trump Paper Dolls

 

 

Tacky Donald Trump Suits to Color
Tacky Donald Trump Suits to Color

Donald Trump Paper Dolls feature:

  • Regular Trump "Mini" Hands on the actual Paper Doll
  • PLUS! Jumbo "Ego" hands that you can mix and match
  • A variety of fun, interchangeable hairstyles
  • A "Make America Great Again" hat - actually drawn in the Philippines
  • And a variety of fun, tacky suits for you to color! Don't forget his red power tie!

 

Hillary Clinton Paper Dolls
Hillary Clinton Paper Dolls

 

BONUS! Disappearing emails!
BONUS! Disappearing emails!

Hillary Clinton Paper Dolls feature:

  • Fun Pantsuits! (dress her like your Grandma!)
  • BONUS! Two faces! Her ON CAMERA and OFF CAMERA look
  • A Personal Server Laptop - contains a magic slot where emails disappear
  • Set of bonus emails to push through the laptop slot!

But paper dolls are just the beginning of these great coloring books (available as digital downloads OR physical coloring books).  

Each coloring books contains 25 coloring pages based on quotes that came right out of the candidates' own mouths! 

 

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible."
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible."

 

"There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them,would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees."
"There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them,would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees."

 

 

"I think my strongest asset by far is my temperament. I have a winning temperament." Donald Trump, September 26, 2016
"I think my strongest asset by far is my temperament. I have a winning temperament." Donald Trump, September 26, 2016

 

“It’s about time that this country had somebody running it that has an idea about money… [Not paying taxes] makes me smart …
“It’s about time that this country had somebody running it that has an idea about money… [Not paying taxes] makes me smart …

 

"This is a man who has calling women pigs, slobs and dogs and someone who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers, who has said that women don't deserve equal pay unless they do as good a job as men," Clinton, about Trump
"This is a man who has calling women pigs, slobs and dogs and someone who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers, who has said that women don't deserve equal pay unless they do as good a job as men," Clinton, about Trump

 

“He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” on Arizona Sen. John McCain
“He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” on Arizona Sen. John McCain

 

"What difference does it make??!!"
"What difference does it make??!!"

 

“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.”
“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.”

 

"I made a mistake using private email," Clinton said.  "That's for sure," Trump added. September 26, 2016
"I made a mistake using private email," Clinton said. "That's for sure," Trump added. September 26, 2016

 

"If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." Hillary Clinton, in reference to her husband, former President Bill Clinton
"If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." Hillary Clinton, in reference to her husband, former President Bill Clinton

 

"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, during a 2004 fundraiser
"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, during a 2004 fundraiser

Like them? These are JUST THE BEGINNING! 25 quotes per candidate, per book. (Reminder, there are TWO separate books available - one for Trump and one for Clinton)

Coloring pages being created right now include...

Donald Trump Quotes we're working with:

  • “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. ...They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” 
  • “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?” on Carly Fiorina, the only woman seeking the Republican presidential nomination. 

And a few fun Hillary Clinton ones:

  • "I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base." Hillary Clinton in 2008, recalling an event that did not happen during a trip to Bosnia in 1994. 
  • "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life." Hillary Clinton during Bill Clinton's 1992 Presidential Campaign
  • “We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. It was not easy.” 
  • “The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they’re not.”
  • “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” Hillary Clinton 

Have some great ideas or favorite quotes for these coloring books? We'd love to hear them, and might even incorporate them! Check out the HELP WANTED. 

Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for updates! We'll share new coloring pages as they are completed, new quotes in the works, and more. 

And rest assured - none of the Kickstarter funds for this project will go to support ANY candidate. 

Risks and challenges

Every month we put out a new project at ColorMonthly.com, and we're so incredibly excited to be putting together this fun, edgy, and soul-satisfying work.

We anticipate that all 25 quote pages for each candidate will be completed at the conclusion of this campaign (paper dolls are already done) - making all rewards that contain a digital download accessible in the first couple days of November, prior to the 2016 election.

But here's the honest truth: those who choose to get a printed book will likely NOT receive them prior to the election, but shortly thereafter. (And we do hope you're laughing with glee over the fact that your most hated candidate did not get elected, not sobbing into your colored pencils about the impending doomsday of our country.)

Between printing and shipping it's just going to take some time. Backers should get their printed books in November. And let's face it; if these are our choices for president, I can't even imagine putting our faith in any other part of government, including the speed and accuracy of the US Postal Service! So, to be on the safe side, let's just expect the physical coloring books after the election.

Also, important to note, we're doing our best to verify the source of each of the quotes from the candidates. But it is possible that a couple snuck in that were more internet rumor than actual quote. We apologize in advance for any errors. We all know the candidates were really thinking these things, anyways.

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    Trump & Hillary Paper Dolls

    Digitally Download of both Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Color Your Own Paper Dolls. Color both candidates in their undies! Have fun with Donald's "Ego Hands" and find out where Hillary stored all those emails!

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    Trump OR Hillary - Digital Coloring Book

    Pick the one you like the least and laugh as you color them! Over 27 coloring pages of politically incorrect paper dolls, bad quotes, and compromising positions. Delivered digitally. Print as many as you want on your home computer and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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    Trump OR Hillary - Printed Coloring Book

    Pick the one you like the least and laugh as you color them! Over 27 pages of politically incorrect paper dolls, bad quotes, and compromising positions. Physical coloring book delivered in November, likely after one of these fools becomes the President Elect. Lord help us all! Free shipping in USA.

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    Trump OR Hillary - Print & Digital Book

    Pick the one you like the least and laugh as you color them! Over 27 pages of politically incorrect paper dolls, bad quotes, and compromising positions. Get the best of both worlds with a digital copy AND a printed copy!

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    Gimme Both! Trump AND Hillary

    Hate them both equally? Want your coloring revenge? Get printed copies of both the Donald Trump AND Hillary Clinton coloring books, with 27 coloring pages each (including paper dolls) AND digital access to both books and color your frustration away!

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    The Works! Coloring Books & ColorMonthly

    Get both the Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton coloring books, in both digital and printed form PLUS one year's access to the monthly membership that started it all, ColorMonthly.com. Each month, you'll receive over 30 different coloring pages, delivered digitally. A value of over $190!

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    Make Your Friend a Dumb Supporter!

    Want the ultimate political revenge? Send us a picture of your friend (or frenemy) and let us draw their likeness into the coloring book - as either a dumb Trump or dumb Clinton supporter! We'll capture their features - and their dumb look - as they support the candidate of YOUR choice. PLUS, we'll mail them a special copy of the completed book they're in - with or without your gift note.

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