Poop Deck is a ridiculously fun and outrageously strategic new card game. Players take turns either playing a set of cards or picking up a chest card and taking their chances on a challenge. The player to successfully collect and lock three treasure chests (aka booties), wins the freaking game.
We made sure that this game was highly involved with cards that do all kinds of stuff for your booty. Some cards will lock that booty up or unlock it, who knows. Maybe you'll have to play fetch or trick an unlucky dog. Anyway you play, you'll have to rethink your strategies constantly, which makes the entire game a huge jar of awesome sauce!
This game was created by, you guessed it, dudes with unnatural minds. We are still trying to figure out why its almost always guys that create this kind of madness. But we can't help our gender, so we'll just continue. The game was pulled out of our booties (if you want, you can take that literally) over a conversation about nothing really.
So if you'd like to feel really good about yourself and you'd like to understand what the h-e-double-hockeysticks this game is all about, please "Kickstart" Our Project. We definitely can't do it without this amazing community! We think we love ya!
Lots of puppy slobbers,
-The Poop Deck Crew
The Origin Story
Instead of telling you our own origin story about the conversation of nothingness... we'll tell you about what all started this secret rivalry between puppies and pirates that no one ever knew existed...
It began on the coldest day of.......
"Ummm what the poop are you doing Brandon?" - Justin says
"What? I'm trying to tell th...." - Brandon rudely gets cut off
"SHHHHH.... You can't tell them the story of the puppies and pirates rivalry and how that all started!!!! That's what their stretch goals are for you big turd!"- Justin yells
**(Brandon storms off like the big pile of turkey he is)**
Well fellow kickbackers, we guess your just going to have to complete level 2 to reveal the big news. But you'll only get it if you back our booties! Still stinks your going to have to wait until you receive your reward to receive the origin story-doggy comic style. The more you level up, the more you'll add to those wonderful boxes of POOP your gonna get. Oh we hope you guys reach and complete level 5! We don't think this one has ever been offered in the history of Kickstarter games!!! What are you waiting for? Ready... Set..... POOOOOOOOOOP!
We Truly Believe This Game Is Fabulous, It's Happiness In A Box, Extraordinary and quite possibly a truckload of fun sauce. You Get The Point. But with your help unlocking these achievements, you can make the game more like a planet of fun sauce.
The Super Terrible Deck (STD)
Fellow Adults aged 18 1/2+, do you really think we forgot about your version of Poop Deck? Unfortunately, we just can't show you these cards. We think the entire Kickstarter team would kick our campaign to the side and maybe our booties too, literally. But we gotta give you something to go by right? So here's the best we can do:
Kickstarter Is About More Than Just Crowdfunding! It's About Building Something New With A Community Who Believes In You. A Community Like You. We Would Like To Bring Some Of Your Ideas To Life! Just Leave Your Advice Or Ideas In The Comment Section. We Might Immortalize You, Doggy Style.
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that you will get the exact designs you see on this current Kickstarter campaign. We promise that we are always working to improve our looks and designs and you might see some cards totally different, but obviously they will be much better in our eyes if we make any changes.
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Risks and challenges
We call people. They do as we say and no one gets hurt. We get the games made from those people we shouldn't have to hurt and immediately send them out to your face. We want our sh*t (oops, we mean POOP) on your table as soon as possible!
Nah, seriously though, this is our first game and our first campaign and we know this is going to be a booty-ton of work but these doggies are up for the mission. We are very reliable and honest people and we will work our booties off to make sure you get your game in the proper time frame. Which is why we are not offering anything insanely crazy for the rewards. It's all about the game and that booty right now!Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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