You've eaten enough McChickens from Mcdonald's, you should spend that dollar on this instead. A buck will get you my gratitude and a random issue in PDF or whatever your preferred file type is. I'm like a drug dealer, first hits inexpensive because I know you will be back for more. However, I'm also not at all like a drug dealer because there won't be any life ruining consequences.
For 25 Smackeroos, you will get physical copies of issues #!-5 of Spaceships & Schizophrenia as well as my Poetry Chapbook, "Everyone I've Ever Been" You will also get a Kickstarter exclusive, 24-hour zine.
:This package is intended for Libraries, Book or record stores, and Distributors. It's 10 copies of everything previously listed. That's 6 zines and a chapbooks of poetry. Unfortunately this will be moderately expensive to ship due to quantity, dimensions, and weight.The retail cost is $4.00 each zine and $5.00 for the Poetry Chapbook, for a grand total of $29.00. That being so, you will effectively double your money.
You will get a copy of everything I've published at the time of the contribution. I will also interview and converse with you at length in order to get to know you. I will then use the knowledge I've gained about you to write a 3 to 5,000 word story in which you are the hero to be featured in a future issue. Also, the process and piece can be as collaborative as you like.
You will get a copy of everything I've published at the time of the contribution. I will also interview and converse with you at length in order to get to know you. I will then use the knowledge I've gained about you to write a lengthy narrative that could be anywhere between 15,000 and 60,000 words in which you are the hero. The process can be as collaborative as you would like, and if published you would get top billing and credit. If it's actually published alongside equally shared billing you will also get half of any royalties from the sale of the book. Even if it's not traditionally and/or widely published I will professionally print 25 copies for you and your friends and family.