THE ESCAPEE: Above — but we'll also send an EBOOK with an EDUCATIONAL PRINT RELEASE TO THE SCHOOL OF YOUR CHOICE. And no — this isn't educating kids about flatulence. They know enough about that already. It's about educating them on storytelling. So that's a good thing. :)
THE RUMBLER: Above — but INCLUDE YOUR OWN CHILD'S WORK along with Fartacus! Send us a 1-5 page story with illustrations by June 30, and we'll include them in a collection of other kids stories in the book itself! A great gift, and a great way to help your kid feel proud of their own creativity. See details lower on the page.
THE STINK BOMB:
Above, plus your choice: For the KID: a special edition of the FARTACUS ENCYCLOPEDIA — a guide to the heroes and villains of the Fartacus world, written and illustrated by Gibson Chidel. Perfect to fuel a kid's superhero fantasy! Or... for the ADULT: THE FARTACUS COOKBOOK OF AWESOMENESS: BEAN AND CHILI EDITION. Them's good eating, yum yum! (Or you can add $25 and have both.)
THE RIPPER: For the writer in you! Whether you're 8 or 80. You'll get the above, plus a PERSONALIZED 1-HR TUTOR SESSION WITH ME ON WRITING (via Skype). If you write prose, plays, screenplays, web series or anything else — and need feedback, analysis, or advice — I'll coach you on story mechanics, character development, marketplace concerns, or anything you like! All ages, all interests. (I'm a filmmaker and teacher by trade, so I'm good at this coaching thing. I can help you!) :)
THE STINK BOMB DELUXE: Above, but it will be a signed SPECIAL EDITION HARDCOVER VERSION of the book. You'll also get a T-SHIRT and THE FARTACUS WRITER'S KIT — a specially prepared package to inspire the imaginative writer in us all. (Pen, journal, coffee mug, and other goodies inside).
Above, plus the opportunity to NAME A CHARACTER in I AM FARTACUS. Name it after your kid! Or your pet! Or yourself! Names have to be family-friendly and legally cool, but if there’s an issue we can work it out. Also, your credit in the book will be elevated to the FRIENDLY FARTERS CLUB, marking you as a key supporter and contributing partner to our world.
THE BLAME THE DOG: Above, but also — not only can you NAME A CHARACTER in the book after someone you love, but we’ll INCLUDE A LIKENESS as well! (we mean their face). Keep in mind, a 9-year-old is drawing this likeness so we can’t promise a resemblance — but we’ll do our best! Not only will this character be included as a drawing within the book, but it will also be listed next to your name in the Friendly Farters Club. (unless you don’t want that, and then we won’t). ☺
THE WHO DENIED IT: Above — but this one’s extra special. After I am Fartacus is completed, we’ll make a PERSONALIZED FARTACUS MINI-ADVENTURE all your own. You can name a significant character (villain, henchman, or sidekick) with powers of YOUR OWN CHOOSING in this new story, and we’ll write it up and send you a published copy. Or throw in an extra $100 per person, and we’ll make you and your friends all characters in the same story!
THE ATOMIC BLAST: Above — but in addition to the written version of your personalized Fartacus mini-adventure — you’ll get a VIDEO VERSION of your story, made specifically for you! It’s YOUR image on YOUR character in a 2-3 minute short to share with your friends. This one might take some time to complete — but it will be AWESOME!!! And you’ll be the envy of all your friends. (But if your friends want their image included as well, add $100 per person and we’ll make it happen!)