You're welcome and we're sorry?
Congratulations! You got your crayons. This is the happiest day of your life, paled only by the birth of your child, your wedding, and the death of your mother-in-law. And... Read more
We think this is under control
It's official, as of right now we have shipped out 90% of orders, both domestic and international! If you haven't gotten your crayons, just wait a few more days...then... Read more
Need to update your Backerkit survey?
As many of you may have noticed, we accidentally locked down the Backerkit surveys prematurely. (It's the internet equivalent of ejaculating too quickly and not having your tissues/sock ready.)
If... Read more
Update: They're on their way...
Huzzah! We're at the home stretch. The ETA we've received from customs is that the crayons will be at our distribution facility on September 20th. From there, we're shipping everything... Read more
Update # (whatever): Read this so you don't email us later asking the same stupid questions
Good news and bad news.
The good news is - the crayons are made!
The bad news - for unknown reasons, shipping is delayed 3 to 4 weeks. Is it... Read more
Check your inbox for a survey!
This morning we're sending out pledge surveys to collect your shipping information and confirm your orders. We/ve partnered with BackerKit to collect this information. You don’t need to... Read more
Backer Reward Update
Just to keep everyone updated:
Kickstarter is currently reviewing and processing pledges, which takes about two weeks. If your form of payment doesn't go through, they'll email you every 48... Read more
Good News & Meh News
Thank you again to everyone who has supported us thus far. We're still surprised that we can make this an actual thing. But now onto the update...
We... Read more
You made this happen!
Because of you, and similar horrible people who quite honestly disgust us, Offensive Crayons is 100% funded after just five days!
Thank you so much for making this an actual... Read more