About this project
Aren't you tired of coloring with "blue" or "brown" or "burnt sienna?" Us, too.
So we decided to create Offensive Crayons to liven things up. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "red." Now we have "Travel Ban Brown" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian backers).
Some of our stretch goals include expansion packs themed for whatever depressing season is happening to help you with your persistent existential dread. For Thanksgiving, maybe we'll have "Drunken racist uncle purple?" Or maybe for Christmas, "Ho ho home invasion red?"
We're almost done with the packaging and production. All that's left is for you to give us your money, so we can make more things.
Here's What Critics Are Saying!
“Go F*ck Yourself. All the best…” – Engadget, Senior Editor
“Kinda Stupid”- Daily Mail Comments Section
“Crayons for racists and low-lifes. So unsurprising in "Trump's twisted reality" Sickening.” – Facebook commentator
“this is what wit has become. send the nukes”- Anonymous
Risks and challenges
We face the same risk as everyone who exists - miserable and embarrassing failure. Imagine if the crippling depression and unrelenting anxiety you suffer every day had a baby. That's us.
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