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Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
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Offensive Crayons

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Aren't you tired of coloring with "blue" or "brown" or "burnt sienna?" Us, too.

So we decided to create Offensive Crayons to liven things up. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "red." Now we have "Travel Ban Brown" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian backers).

Some of our stretch goals include expansion packs themed for whatever depressing season is happening to help you with your persistent existential dread. For Thanksgiving, maybe we'll have "Drunken racist uncle purple?" Or maybe for Christmas, "Ho ho home invasion red?"

We're almost done with the packaging and production. All that's left is for you to give us your money, so we can make more things.

Here's What Critics Are Saying!

“Go F*ck Yourself. All the best…” – Engadget, Senior Editor  

“Kinda Stupid”- Daily Mail Comments Section  

“Crayons for racists and low-lifes. So unsurprising in "Trump's twisted reality" Sickening.” – Facebook commentator  

“this is what wit has become. send the nukes”- Anonymous

Risks and challenges

We face the same risk as everyone who exists - miserable and embarrassing failure. Imagine if the crippling depression and unrelenting anxiety you suffer every day had a baby. That's us.

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    More thoughts than prayer, you get absolutely nothing but self-satisfaction here.

    Kickstarter will take a chunk of this, then PayPal will take even more, so really, this is worse than your thoughts and prayers as you're contributing to the Kickstarter/PayPal corporate bourgeoisie while children in your hometown are probably hungry.

    Congratulations on your exercise in futility, but at least you can tell your friends that you thought about it.

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    Pack of Offensive Crayons

    One pack of Offensive Crayons (Ages 17+)

    -To order multiple packs, just add $7 for each extra pack you'd like. (extra shipping charges may apply)

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    YOU GOT A BOOK

    One pack of Offensive Crayons PLUS one digital download of our original coloring book. You deserve images just as horrible as the colors you somehow decided to get. (Ages 17+)

    -To order multiple packs, just add $7 for each extra pack you'd like. (extra shipping charges may apply)

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