Patchman vs. Blue Squares
More Sheeple need rescuing, and Patchman is on the case! But now there are sinister new Blue Squares to contend with...
The End of Patchman... For Now
Thank you to everyone who backed!
We didn't reach our goal, but now we know there are at least 45 people who want this game! We are too sweet to... Read more
Three Days Remain!
Looking good! Patchman, that is:
But what about this campaign? Doesn't look as good... with 3 days left and 20% funding... it's close to destruction...
But, crazier things have happened,... Read more
A Game of Drones
A Game of Drones
Patch Snow, of the Patcharyen bloodline, has read the final lines of the comic book script, and no longer knows nothing. Thusly, can he control the... Read more
Captain Patch T. Man
Another caption contest! This time it's for Captain Patch T. Man's infamous logical sidekick, Shpockle. "Really? He has a sidekick?" No. But you know what I'm getting at... right? ... Read more
Mac Demo Updated
OSX Demo Updated
Our OSX demo had a couple glitches:
- Gamepads / joysticks support wasn't enabled
- Music / sound files missing
Oops! Well, I hadn't tested these myself, I just... Read more
Catch up on the Latest Patchman Memes
We're at it again, every day, making silly memes. Some of our the latest ones:
The Great Patchby
We have a lot of clever pictures but the captions...... Read more
Goals that Stretch all the Way to Wall Street
About the water coolers of Office World a rumour once spread that Patchman had a stint on Wall Street. Purportedly he went by the name Gordon Patchko,with... Read more
Just in time, Patchman
What time is it? Time for our Twitch streams to finally work!
First Twitch Stream:
Took forever to get this working, but I think we are good... Read more
Campaign is Live!
We are ready to fly!
Steam Coming Soon page is launched, and the itch.io demo is publicly available!
Please follow us and share our campaign on social media!
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