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$300
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10
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Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Thu, April 4 2019 7:58 PM UTC +00:00
$300
pledged of $1,040pledged of $1,040 goal
10
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Thu, April 4 2019 7:58 PM UTC +00:00

About

Playbeing Naughty Magazine with Goblin Blow Up Doll
Playbeing Naughty Magazine with Goblin Blow Up Doll

INTRODUCTION

"Smash that Shit!", a co-operative card game about smashing your way through the storyteller's adventure and looking sexy doing it, has returned! We canceled the last one because the prices we were quoted to make it was just not sexy enough (true story), so we told those bastards off and waited for the right moment to make our move.  Now the game is better than ever, and it has its own box of badassery to go with it!

I've successfully published a few games in the past such as "Spooks! Welcome to the Great Beyond", "Mortal Intrusion" and "Lights Out - The Roleplaying Game" and now - after several demo sessions where all people wanted to do was smash things, I made this game! 

Mountain Breathing Fire Goat
Mountain Breathing Fire Goat

HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I CAN SMASH THINGS?

This game is already ready already... kind of! Can we publish the game as it is right now? Probably! But why do that when a few bucks here and there will make it look sexy for everyone? Huh? HUH?!?! You know you want it sexy.

Unopened Box of Awesomeness
Unopened Box of Awesomeness

Once funds are received, Tobias White - The Artist - will produce the images needed and forward them over to me where I just drag and drop them into the templates and BOOM the game will be In your mailbox in no time. 

I'll contact you to let you know the game is ready through updates and messages, and after getting your address I'll let you know the cost of shipping.  

This box has stuff in it!!!
This box has stuff in it!!!

HOW DOES SHIPPING WORK?

With "Lights Out - The Roleplaying Game" I invoiced everyone with the cost of shipping and it worked really well.  I didn't make anyone over pay or under pay.  And for those who weren't ready to have it shipped, I held onto the game for them until they were ready to receive them.  Worried that shipping will smash your wallet? Message me and I'll let you know what it would cost to ship to you.  

To save costs on manufacturing, I'm self assembling orders here in the US.  International peoples will need to do some self assembly, but it's rather easy. 

HOW DO I PLAY?

Check out the instructions: View that Shit! But here is a brief explanation of the cards and how they work.

  •  Weapon Cards - These are the objects of your awesomeness! As you go through the storyteller's adventure you'll smash all sorts of things that will give you loot.  Sometimes the loots are mods, these mods add bonuses to your weapon that allow you smash even better than before!
Weapon cards make you badass!
Weapon cards make you badass!
  •  Smash that Shit! Cards - These can be anything from story arcs, quests, monsters, npcs, or objects that serve no greater purpose than to be smashed! After they get their asses kicked, they join your entourage.  Sacrifice them to other opponents to smash even harder badies or keep them around for extra points at the end of the game.  Whenever you smash a Smash that Shit! Card you get loot - as we all know, loot is sexy.
Smash that Shit! Card Examples
Smash that Shit! Card Examples
  •  Keep that Shit! Cards - The more loot you have, the more people admire your badassery.  Loot can help you fulfill quests, provide mods for your weapon, or allow you to gloat to your friends about how your treasure hoard is bigger. The more Keep that Shit! cards you have at the end of the game gives you more sexy points. 
Keep that Shit! Card examples
Keep that Shit! Card examples
  •  Boss Cards - There's always some bastard at the end of the adventure who needs to be taught a lesson.  One of these cards is drawn during the final battle, where it becomes a free-for-all Smash fest.  Each time you smash the boss you get a heart, the more hearts you get, the more points you win!
Boss Examples - Teach these bastards a lesson!
Boss Examples - Teach these bastards a lesson!

WHAT WILL YOU USE THE MONEY FOR?

I'll pretend that I have more money than I actually have for about 15 seconds before handing it off to the artist.  The funds you give will give us artwork, sexy artwork of awesomeness for things like the weapon cards, a few illustrations in the instructions (maybe) and making the box look even cooler.  If we get beyond our goal, we can make boss art! Did we mention there is a sexy maid-to-order succubus and a sexy fat orc king?

Treasure Chest filled with Loot!
Treasure Chest filled with Loot!

The majority of the money will go into the hands of manufacturers.  Cards are super expensive! Only about 20% of the KS reward will go towards artwork and the rest will go to TheGameCrafter.com and Drivethrucards.com for the construction of SMASH THAT SHIT!

WHO WAS CRAZY ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS GAME?

It's me! I was the crazy one all along! This is a picture of me dressed up as Batman's sidekick.  And it's the picture I'm gonna leave you with! So fund that shit! 

Me dressed up as Robin, Batman's sidekick!
Me dressed up as Robin, Batman's sidekick!

Risks and challenges

The manufacturers could, at any moment, increase their prices! If that's the case, I'll let people know, but all prices have been checked as of 2/28/2019 and I'm guessing they'll hold for the very short period of time we'll need to build this beast. Even with a low budget, we'll be able to fund the project so long as we meet the goal. We just need to get some artwork finalized and that's it. I've play-tested this game throughout several conventions and fun was had by all.

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    BE SEXY

    You like watching sexy things get funded so you've decided to give us money or, maybe you have a smashing fetish and you want the games to begin! Either way, we love you for it! In this reward you give us loot, we don't give you loot.

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    US ONLY - Smash that Shit!

    You get your own physical copy of "Smash that Shit!". This reward does NOT include shipping costs. All shipping costs are billed at cost at the cheapest route so we don't smash your wallet!

    Includes:
    • 131 Smash that Shit! cards
    • 154 Keep that Shit! cards
    • Wooden Heart Tokens
    • A die 6 (for smashing things)
    • Book of Sexy Instructions
    • Sexy Weapon Cards
    • Boss Cards
    • Box Insert for Dividing Cards with
    • Badass Box to Hold Everything In
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    INTERNATIONAL - Smash that Shit!

    You get your own physical copy of "Smash that Shit!". Some assembly is required as the box, tokens, insert and instructions will come from one manufacturer and the cards will come from another. This reward does NOT include shipping costs. All shipping costs are billed at cost at the cheapest route so we don't smash your wallet! Message me with your address and I'll let you know the cost.

    Includes:
    • 131 Smash that Shit! cards
    • 154 Keep that Shit! cards
    • Wooden Heart Tokens
    • A die 6 (for smashing things)
    • Book of Sexy Instructions
    • Sexy Weapon Cards
    • Boss Cards
    • Box Insert for Dividing Cards with
    • Badass Box to Hold Everything In
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